On this week’s episode, Nan, Jon, and Brian talk about Mad Men. Nan finally watches the first episode of Walking Dead, and Nan and Jon reminisce about junior high school.

This week’s Hot Topics include :

• A Dallas city councilman wannabe spouts off on a voicemail
• A Swedish man dies after having sex with a hornet’s nest
• The hatchet-wielding hitchhiker is arrested for murder
• Rich people hire disabled people to cut lines at Disney Land
• RNC director of Hispanic outreach quits and becomes a Democrat

This week’s featured song is Born to Run Free by Turf War

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Nan, Jon, and Danielle play a voice mail from our pal the Satyr, chat about the recent events in Ohio, and break into some hot topics.

This week’s Hot Topics include :

• A vendor at the NRA convention sells “Ex-Girlfriend” target that bleeds when shot
• Abercrombie’s CEO has some crazy demands
• A fart turns into a knife fight
• Is a “white pride” group racist?
• Want revenge? This company will anonymously send poo to your enemies (for a price)

This week’s featured song is There’s A World Between Us by Bill Ryder-Jones

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Have a great week!! See you next Sunday!

On this week’s episode, Danielle broke her back, Brian is 41, and Jon hates slutty concert girls.

This week’s hot topics include :

• A 5 year old fatally shoots his 2 year old sister in Kentucky
• Florida Teen Girl Charged With Felony After Science Experiment Goes Bad
• The Girl Who Accused Highland Park Baseball Star Ryan Romo of Rape is Now Suing Him
• South Africa: Dead teen was beaten, starved and forced to eat feces at camp linked to ‘gay conversion’
• The condom gets an origami makeover
• Is Omar Borkan Al Gala The Dubai Man Kicked Out Of Saudi Arabia For Being ‘Too Handsome’?

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This week’s featured song is Manic Saturday by The Laurels.

Hot Topics include

• Two pregnant women fight
• The body of the missing Brown University student is found
• Zach Braff’s a D-Bag
• President Clinton says some stuff

This week’s featured song is Let The Day Begin by Black Rebel Motorcycle Club

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Hot Topics include :

• Another lawmaker says something stupid
• ‘Anonymous’ wants to start a news channel
• A high school student protests “slut shaming”
• Some sad, sad facts about Texas

This  week’s featured song is “knives” by The Box Tiger. CHECK THEM OUT!

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This week’s podcast pimpout is 7th Row Center!!! Get it, baby!

This week’s hot topics include :

• A gay man is arrested for refusing to leave his husband’s side
• A beaver kills a man

• Dog tied to railroad tracks saved by eagle-eyed engineer

• A county commissioner drops the N bomb

This week’s featured song is Hold Me Down by Cardiknox

No featured podcast this week…what podcast would you like us to feature? WE NEED SUGGESTIONS!!! Leave us a post on facebook or twitter, or email us at letters@secretlytimid.com

This week’s hot topics include :

• A drunk Russian kills a man by shoving his foot up his anus
• Can a female basketball star audition for the Mavericks?
• Georgian teens organize first integrated prom
• Great Britain ‘concerned’ after Saudi Arabia orders a man be paralyzed
• A former shoe salesman is arrested for trying to cut off ex-girlfriend’s toe for a second time

This week’s featured song is Bang Bang Boom Boom by Beth Hart. If you are local- hang out with Jon May 2nd and see Beth Hart live!

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This week’s podcast pimpout is Inappropriate Conversations. Check it out and let Greg fill your brain with all sorts of knowledge!

On this week’s show- Jon’s co-worker Jimmy fills in for Danielle who is in New York City. The cast answers some e-mails and takes to facebook to talk about what some of our listener’s wanna talk about. Oh, Jon and Harmless drink some wine. This leads to Jon nearly blowing everyone’s eardrums out. Whoops.

This week’s hot topics include :

• Unaware He Was a Christian Activist, the Right Freaks Over Chavez Easter Google Doodle
  
• Michelle Shocked Sits-In At Canceled Santa Cruz Show After Anti-Gay Slur
• Jonah Falcon, Man With 13.5-Inch Penis, Offers Jon Hamm Advice On Battle With His Bulge

And here are the feminist frequency videos  commented on (and the reaction video reacted on.)

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This week’s featured song is “Procrastibate” by Le Sexoflex. Go and grab their album. Pay what you can!!!

This week the crew talk about some stuff, answer a fan email, and play a speakpipe from Greg.

This week’s hot topics include :

• A man born without a penis may just get one through science
• A transgender MMA fighter battles for right to fight women
• Starbucks CEO makes an announcement
• Michelle Shocked says some stuff
• The period store offers help during that time of the month
• North Dakota to become the first state to adopt a personhood amendment

This week’s featured song is “Balaclava” by Frauen.

Check ya next week!

Happy Secretly Timid Sunday, Y’all! (Or Monday) (Or whenever you choose to read this or hear us).

On this week’s show Harmless is still out of town, Danielle has an allergic reaction to something, Nan decides not to wear deodorant, and Jon feels the need to defend Walking Dead’s Andrea.

This week’s Hot Topics come courtesy of Greg, Alexi, Joe, and Mindy! Yay for them!! The topics discussed include :

• Oklahoma House Votes to nullify “ObamaCare”
• Woman Sells Cheating husbands belongings
• There is a penis thief in Africa
• A tourist is gang raped in India
• Couple gets caught having oral sex in Bank Lobby
• Celebrities gettin’ hacks

This week’s featured song is Featherlight by Skye

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This week’s podcast pick of the week is I Can’t Believe I’m a Loser. Check em out!

On this week’s installment, Danielle is BACK!!! She shares her experience in California and Nan tells us all about her planned parenthood trip last week. The trio listen to a voice mail and respond to an email and talk a little Walking Dead and a little Project Runway.

This week’s Hot Topics include :

• A Turkish woman kills and decapitates her rapist to save her honor
• Elizabeth Hasselbeck is reportedly being fired from the View
• A nurse refuses CPR on an elderly patient to the dismay of a 911 operator

This week’s featured song is Feels Like Alabama by Rosco Bandana

Our podcast pick of the week is Mutant-A-Day!!! You like the X-Men? This is a podcast for you!

This week we read some e-mails and played a speak pipe by our favorite Antony from a slew of podcasts (which sparks a debate.) We talk some Walking Dead and Nan shares some Nan-stories.

This week’s Hot Topics include :

• an op-ed posits the recent history making female MMA main event is exploitative
• The Onion is in hot water after a controversial tweet
• Was a show dog murdered?
• A mother kills her son over his penis size
• A recent study by the CDC correlates new rates in HIV infection with states with poor sex education

This week’s featured song is Bambastard (feat. The Death Set) by Total Warr.

This week’s podcast pick of the week (finally) is the Satyrsphere! Hop on the Satyr Plane!

This week’s Hot Topics include:

• The newest installment of X-Men are all women (and an op-ed on how Chris Claremont re-defined the female superhero)
• Did the Pope quit over a gay sex-scandal?
• What is in the 2013 Oscar schwag bag?
• A John McCain town hall gets heated

PLUS! The Walking Dead! Penis Flutes! Should Nan create a new Secretly Timid intro? AND…..Brian and Nan Round 1!

This week’s featured song is Black Night Ultraviolet by Useless Eaters.

This week’s Podcast Pick of the Week is FOZZIE AND TINA!!! We love these guys!! Last week Tina made a guest appearance in one of Jon’s dream AND Jon guested on an episode of Fozzie and Tina. They talked TV. Check this show out!

On this week’s Secretly Timid, Brian Gregory from the Game Night Guy’s fills in for Danielle and Nan.

This week’s Hot Topics include :

• A Florida Man Beats Boyfriend For Listening to too much Alanis Morrisette
• A Woman Poses as a 15 year old to Manipulate Teenage Boys into Sex
• Olympian Oscar Pistorius fatally shoots his Girlfriend
• Neo-Nazis use Soccer to preach Hitler’s hate

This week’s featured song is Lion Run by Midnight Spin.

This week’s podcast pick is “All My Nonsense.” Check it out!!!

This week’s hot topics include :

• Texas State Legislature Blows Hole In Budget To Deny Women’s Reproductive Rights
• Bush’s email gets hacked
• Witness’s fake eyeball pops out; mistrial declared
• Wanted ex-LAPD police officer’s manifesto is published online

This week’s featured song is Breaking by Sophia Bastian.

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This week’s podcast pick is Linoleum Knife! Check em out!

This week’s hot topics include :

• “Gay” dog saved from Tennessee shelter
• Some naked people protested in San Francisco
• The Paycheck Fairness Act is proposed
• A man is shot and killed after driving up the wrong driveway
• President Obama proposes stand-alone insurance for contraceptives 

This week’s featured song is “Call You Mom” by They Might Be Giants.

This week’s podcast pick is Success Freaks.

This week’s hot topics include :

• Women no longer banned from active military combat
• 40 yr anniversary of Roe V. Wade
• A woman who was attacked by her match.com date sues the website for $10 Million
• Floridian carnival worker assaults man, runs around naked, masturbates, and defecates in an unusual home break-in

This week’s featured song is All Hits by The Night Marchers 

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On this week’s episode, Jon and Brian fight, Jon snaps at Nan, Danielle witnesses a bicylist hit by a SUV, and Nan reviews the female condom. You know, the usual.

This week’s Hot Topics :

• Mug Shot Websites Face Lawsuit Alleging Violations Of Arrestee Publicity Rights
• Notre Dame: Manti Te’o Victim Of A Hoax?
• A Teacher Is Fired After Her Porn Past Is Revealed
• Washington Woman, Accused Of Using Her Breasts To Smother And Kill Boyfriend

This week’s featured song is, “Losing the Holiday” by Ambrosia Parsley. It is off her new E.P., I Miss You. I Do. You can download the E.P. for free by visiting Paste. Ambrosia used to front the awesome band, Shivaree. Check out the awesome music video for their song, “Goodnight Moon” below.

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This week we proudly recomend you check out the podcast, What Some Would Call Lies. It’s hosted by Mr. Mike Lawson. He’s charming. He’s witty. He’s handsome. And, he may be a liar.

This week’s hot topics include :

• Mom’s claim they were harassed for breastfeeding 
• Illinois priest calls 911 after getting stuck in handcuffs and gag he was ‘playing with’
• Teaching computers the complexities of language is the key to true artificial intelligence
• Aaron Swartz, Internet Pioneer, Found Dead Amid Prosecutor ‘Bullying’ In Unconventional Case

This week’s featured song is Walking the Midnight Streets by Midnight Magic

This week’s podcast pick is The Game Night Guys. It’s no secret that Secretly Timid and the Game Night Guys have been flirting with one another from across state lines. Brian and Curtis are most excellent hosts and you would do well to listen in on their shenanigans. It’s your move! Let’s kick this pig!

Good day, sir and madam. So we didn’t win the Podcast Award…but we won your heart! On this week’s show, Danielle is sick, Nan thinks anorexics are hard to work with, and Brian is full of analogies.

This week’s hot topics include :

• Musician uses phony online dating profile to trick iPhone thief
• Steubenville High School Students Joke About Rape In Video Leaked By Anonymous
• Steubenville High Rape Suspects May Not Get Fair Trial After Video Leak: Ma’lik Richmond’s Lawyer
• 113th Congress: Most diverse, most like the rest of America
• Hashbrowns and Hashtags: How Will Instagram Stay Ahead of Photos That Glorify Eating Disorders?

This week’s featured song is Ghosting by Lucius

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It’s that time again!!! Happy New Years, dear friends!! In celebration this episode the cast (joined by special guest Dianna) discuss their favorite Film, Television show, Album, Book, and News story from 2012 – (except for the Book, the book can be from any era). Drum Roll PLEASE :

Film

• Nan -A Separation
• Danielle -Marina Abramovic The Artist is Present
• Dianna -Argo
• Brian -Skyfall
• Jon - Marvel’s The Avengers

Television

• Nan -Downton Abbey
• Danielle - Happy Endings
• Dianna -The Walking Dead
• Brian -Mad Men
• Jon -The Walking Dead

Album

• Nan -TRST by Trust
• Danielle -Gossamer by Passion Pit
• Dianna -Nashville (soundtrack)
• Brian -The Idler Wheel Is Wiser Than the Driver of the Screw and Whipping Cords Will Serve You More Than Ropes Will Ever Do by Fiona Apple
• Jon - King Con by Alex Winston

Book

• Nan -Just Kids by Patti Smith
• Danielle -Fifty Shades of Grey by E.L. James
• Dianna -World War Z: An Oral History of the Zombie War by Max Brooks
• Brian -The Psychopath Test: A Journey Through the Madness Industry by Jon Ronson
• Jon – N/A

News Event

• Nan – Mitt Romney’s “47 percent” comment
• Danielle – Whitney Houston’s death
• Dianna – General Petraeus’s active sex life
• Brian – Netflix bringing back Arrested Development
• Jon – President Obama winning reelection

We here at Secretly Timid had an amazing 2012! Raise your glass to 2013!! Thank you all for listening and a special thanks to those of you who take the time to interact with us. You know who you are!

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On today’s show Jon and Brian are hungover and Danielle wears a super fun sweater.

Hot Topics include :

• Protesters riot in India after a woman is gang-raped 
• An op-ed on Nate Silver, gay identity, visibility, and labeling (thanks Mr. Duralde)
• An op-ed regarding the link between mass-killings and white male privilege
• Squeezing boobies may prevent cancer

This week's featured song is Santa Is An A**hole by Erin McKeown.

This week’s hot topics include:

• a dissolving condom is in development
• a meteorologist is fired for responding to racist fan mail
• a mommy-daughter porn due cause a controversy
• is the world going to end?
• a man sells his surname

This week’s featured song is Secret Days by School of Seven Bells. If you like it, you should grab the EP, Put Your Sad Down off of Amazon.

This week’s hot topics include:

• A scene from The Walking Dead has one viewer in a Tizzy 
• Mitch McConnell filibusters himself
• The APA declassifies transgender as a mental disorder
• Congress votes to remove “lunatic” from law
• Texas may reinstate family planning fund
• Companies such as Papa John’s and Applebee’s pay the price for entering into the political arena

This week’s featured song is Bang by Elin Ruth

This week’s Hot Topics include : 2 women fight over a sex toy, a follow up to a local story regarding an alleged rape in which a reporter loses his job for criticizing the publications treatment of the victim, 4 female soldiers file a lawsuit over the pentagon’s combat exclusion policy, a man sues his wife over their “ugly” baby, and drive-in “Sex Boxes” are to be installed in Switzerland. 

This week’s featured song is “Peach Blossom” by Eels. It is off their album,Wonderful, Glorious . The album will be released February 5, 2013!

We hope you all have a great week!

This week’s Hot Topics include : Raven’s Wide Receiver Jacoby Jones says something to a sideline reporter that ruffles some feathers, a new survey says 45% of Americans are over Christmas, a lawyer defending a known anti-gay group is arrested on child porn allegations, a woman calls the cops on a Salvation Army bell ringer, and a school rewards students who tell the best “white lies.”

Be sure to check out Kyle’s shows Tech Tards and MC2

This week’s featured song is Winter by Maps and Atlases.

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This week’s hot topics include : a woman runs over her husband for not voting, a woman in Ireland dies after being denied an abortion, an ABC affiliate mistakenly airs a photo-shopped cover of General Petraeus’s bio cover, Pat Robertson says something stupid, and a milk truck offers breast feeding mommas a safe place to lactate.

This week’s featured song is All of These Igloos by Jan

Be sure to check out Kyle’s shows Tech Tards and MC2

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Hot topics include : 4 more years! A man tattoos Romney’s logo on his face, a woman posts some racial slurs about our President and expresses hope he is assassinated on Facebook, and LA County porn is condom full!

This week’s featured track is Funny Heartbeat by Kisses.

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On this week’s episode of Secretly Timid, Jon is hungover, Dani wears big glasses, and Nan and Brian get smart about stuff.

This week’s hot topics include : some zombie costumes are way too convincing, UK kids are mistakenly given cocaine rather than candy on Halloween, a Highland Park High Schooler’s rape arrest sparks interesting discussions, and Mike Signorile says something stupid.

This week’s featured music is “Set Fire To Your Friends” by The Box Tiger.

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Hot Topics include : A carjacker gets high, defecates in a cop car and eats his own finger, a woman fakes a hate crime, a firefighter rigs his ex’s dryer to explode, and a cop had plans to murder and eat over 100 women.

This week’s featured track is Sweet Potion by Hanks and Cupcakes.

This week’s episode included a PSA by the one, the only, Mr. Mike Lawson. Head over to BigBlueTest.Org to participate!

This weeks Hot Topics include : a female cosplayer will not put up with bullshit, Illinois Rep Joe Walsh thinks that women no longer die during childbirth, doing gay porn doesn’t make Reese Rideout gay-but it does make his wife look miserable, and a Christian bookstore refuses to sell a book because of the word ‘vagina.’

Special thanks to Rueben Gonzales from the Mutant A Day podcast for chatting with us!!

This week’s featured song is I Have The Gun by Crime and the City Solution.

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***Friends!! The audio for this episode is all sorts of jacked. We offer our most humble of apologies. We will fix it by next episode.****

What’s up y’all? On a very special tragic episode of Secretly Timid Paul makes an announcement. We had some hot topics, but who cares. This one is about Paul…and Jon’s stupid stories.

This week’s featured song is “Don’t Go Alone” by Cruiser. You can grab the track off their bandcamp page!

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On this week’s episode Brian Harmless joins Jon, Nan, and Danielle on a raucous show full of blunders and impalings.

Hot topics include : A girl is in hot water after auctioning off her virginity, Todd Akin is at it again,  a woman shoots her husband after he threatens her cat, and a man is arrested after he shoves a sandwich in his wife’s face.

This week’s featured song is Velvet Elvis by Alex Winston. Check out her album, King Con.

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P.S. -It’s that time again!!! The Podcast awards!!! If you could…please nominate Secretly Timid under the General Category. Click here to be redirected. We love you.

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This week’s hot topics include : A poop transplant saves a woman’s life, a town rallies behind a bullied teen,  cheerleaders fight for the right to draw biblical quotes on that stupid sheet of paper football players run through, and actor Johnny Lewis apparently killed his landlord and the landlord’s cat before killing himself.

This week’s featured song is Sourpuss  by Moris Tepper. It is from the album Head Off.

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Hot topics include: A woman finds out her husband was her father, an Iranian woman attacks a cleric after he criticizes her fashion sense,  makelovenotporn tackles sex education for the modern American, and a New Hampshire Sheriff Candidate vows to use deadly force to stop abortions.

This week’s featured song is The Burden of Being Liked by Texas’ own, Jack with One Eye. Hop on over to their bandcamp page and check out some other tracks!

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Hot topics included : Amanda Bynes can’t drive, a high school holds a spirit day drenched in rape culture, Rick Santorum calls the Republican Base stupid, and a naked man gnaws on a woman’s head.

A special thanks to all those involved in Pride 48. Thank you so much for allowing us to share the stage with all of you awesome ‘casters. It was an amazing event and we hope to participate again next year. A special, special thanks to all the chatters in the chat room. It was so great to be able to interact with you all in real time.

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What? What?! On this week’s episode of Secretly Timid, Paul is out and Danielle is still in New York, so Nan and Jon are joined by the wonderful Brian Harmless.

Hot Topics include: a judge rules on inmates sex-change request, another judge blames the victim in a sexual assault case, a drunkard accidently kills 70,000 chickens, and a man fakes his death to his girlfriend (and then proposes).

That’s not all, y’all!! Next Sunday Secretly Timid is LIVE!!! As Part of the Pride 48 Annual event. Next Sunday, starting at 3 central- head over to Pride48live.com and click the Listen Live button and the chat button. Once you finish having fun with us, stick around for those fun queers, The Game Night Guys!!!

This week’s featured song is, “BLAST OFF” by Nicky Blitz. Go to his website and grab the track for free!!

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Oh my stars and garters. Y’all….Jon got a new computer and for some reason the mics are now super duper sensitive. We apologize if our quality isn’t quite as up to par  compared to past episodes.

Hot topics this week’s include : the Republican National Convention happened, a disgruntled employee bulldozes his office, a new plague hits Yosemite,  and the Texas State Fair is back…and so is their fried food.

This week’s featured song is Paperback Lover by Karlie Bruce.

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Well hello there. It must be Tuesday. On today’s show, Nan gets an incision, Danielle heads to Brooklyn, Jon says pregnant girls are stupid, and Paul’s back!!

Hot Topics include : A Zombie for President?, a toddler fight club ring gets squashed, a California High School is sued over Sex-Ed, and a parent is arrested after accidently leaving her child in the car (and the child dies).

This week’s featured song is Fiya’s Gone by Theressa Anderson. It’s from the album, Street Parade.

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Hot Topics include : So, this racist claims his rights were violated when a storeowner told him to leave his store after the racist freaked out when an African-American employee tried to sack his groceries. That was a mouthfull! A Fort-Worth teacher is sentenced to five years in prison after having group sex with her students, A man-sized twelve year old is denied a spot on the pee-wee league due to his size, a woman tattoos her butthole, and Google gives “death benefits” to its employees.

This week’s featured track is “I Wanna Rob a Bank” by Jason Collett. Pre-Order the album, Reckon (available September 25) on his website.

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This week’s hot topics include : a woman has fingernails where her hair should be, and these police officers go way too far.

This week’s featured song is “Be My Husband” by Meshell Ndegoecello (featuring Valerie June). You should preorder the album,Pour une ame souveraine (For a sovereign soul) – A dedication to Nina Simone.

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This week’s Hot Topics include : a 17 -year old builds an artificial ‘brain’ that can detect breast cancer, a young woman lifts a BMW off her father and saves his life,   and a Children’s Hospital in London has a very awesome rule.

This week’s featured song is “That’s Still Mama” By Cody ChesnuTT. It’s from his soon-to-be-released second full-length album, “Landing on a Hundred.” Check out his Kickstarter campaign. Check out his debut album, The Headphone Masterpiece.

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Hot topics include : Is Chick-Fil-A posing as a young woman on Facebook? Oh, and there is a new theory that a spoonfull of semen may cure pregnant women’s morning sickness. Yum.

This week’s featured song is Run People, Run from the album, Yossis by The Sun Parade.

On this week’s show the honorable Paul, Danielle and Jon are joined by Ms. Nan Little Kirkpatrick. Hot topics include : A clever thief escapes capture by running topless, a gunman opens fire at the the Batman screening, Chick-Fil-A is totally anti-gay, and followers of Tony Roberson burn the fuck out of their feet while walking on burning coals.
This week’s featured song is North Side Gal by J.D. McPherson. It’s off his awesome album, Signs & Signifiers.   

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First up, the trio discuss the Walking Dead Season 3 trailer which debuted at SDCC. Check it out below :

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This week’s hot topics include : A town has a pussy for a mayor, a man drives his car through a mall…naked, another man writes a bomb threat on a job application, a list including people with excessive toll road fines goes public, and a Kentucky man’s last wish goes viral. Check out their website and the video below:

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This week’s featured song is “Marianne”  by California Wives.

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On today’s show, Jon gets drunk, Paul is honorable, and Danielle is as dashingly beautiful as ever. The cast answers an email from the fabulous Maria in NYC and Jon rants about birthday gals pinning dollar bills to their chest.

Hot topics include : Brad Pitts momma pens an angry letter, condoms may be mandatory on a porn set near you, a judge orders a drunk driver to write a book report on the bible, and the air sex competition returns!

In unrelated news; the talented and sexy Israel Luna’s latest feature, Kicking Zombie Ass for Jesus, is looking for funding. If you can, please support the production via Kickstarter.

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This week’s hot topics include : TomKat calls it quits, a recent SCOTUS ruling has half of the U.S. shaking their fists, and a cop dies during a 3-way, and his widow wins a $3million lawsuit.

This week’s featured song is Bad for Me by Brendan Benson. It is off his album,What Kind of World.

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On this week’s installment of Secretly Timid, Danielle is covered in mosquito bites, Paul gets elected, and Jon stares at Nightcrawler’s package.

Hot topics include: Jerry Sandusky was found guilty, gropers pick the wrong victim, the Octomom releases a “self-pleasure” video, and an elderly woman is bullied on a school bus.

This week’s featured song is  never stop by The Toxic Avenger off the album, Angst.

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On today’s show, Jon and J.M. share some embarrassing self-love stories. Jon, J.M. and Amanda share high school stories (they went to the same one), and Paul brought cookies!

Hot topics include : a man in Oregon catches the bubonic plague, and a squid impregnates a Korean woman’s mouth.

P.S.~ Sydnie Montgomery has her own podcast! Check out “Gramblings.” Oh, and Paul had a blast with the fine guys from Mutant-A-Day, and visions of our shows copulating populate our most moist dreams.

This week’s featured song is R.I.P. Burn Face by CocoRosie, off the album, Grey Oceans.

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This week’s hot topics include : hey, why not have your kid’s birthday party at a gun range?, an obese woman’s corpse sets a crematorium on fire, an artist turns his dead cat into a helicopter, and Gwyneth Paltrow pisses off twitter.

This week’s featured song is One Eyed Fool by Girl in A Coma. It’s from their album, Exits & All The Rest.

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Hot topics include : A walker stabs himself and throws his intestines at the police, another walker eats his roommate’s brain and heart, a porn star walker flees to Europe (update…is arrested in Berlin), and a homeless walker attacks and tries to eat a baby. In non-zombie stories…a girl posts photos of money on facebook and her parents are robbed shortly after.

This week’s featured song is Marathon Runner by Yellow Ostrich, off their album, Strange Land.

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Hot Topics include : An Arizonian cat-eating woman is found with 64 animals, a maid in Singapore spikes her bosses coffee with her menstrual blood, a man is ticketed for not using his emergency break after his jeep plunges off a cliff, and a man is shot after he is found eating another man’s face.

This week’s featured song is “Home” by Half Brother. Check out their Tumblr and grab their EP off of Soundcloud!!

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Hot topics include…errr…well….we barely got to the hot topics this week…we were too busy catching up with Danielle!

This week’s featured song is Every Single Night by Fiona Apple from the album, The Idler Wheel Is Wiser Than the Driver of the Screw and Whipping Cords Will Serve You More Than Ropes Will Ever Do . Yep, it’s a mouthfull! The album will be released June 19th. She’s a genius. Buy it.

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Shhhh! On today’s episode Paul’s husband, Michael, sits in for a busy Dani G while Jon bitches and drinks some super potent Indian Beer.  The trio discuss a variety of topics including : President Obama voices his support for gay marriage, a man stabs his friend after an argument over who was better in bed, Pauly D gets sued, assfucks buy a Trayvon Martin shooting range target, and RIP Maurice Sendak. 

This week’s featured song is La Grande by Laura Gibson.

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On this week’s episode, Jon pimps out podcasts Bitches be Trippin’ and Mutant A Day, Paul  is a guest on 7th Row Center, and Sydnie has aspirations of starting not one, but two podcasts!

Hot Topics include : Meat Glue, Jacob and Bella are top baby names, Hustler wins lawsuit and publishes photo of slain woman, and a woman gets a powdery surprise in her tampon box.

This week’s featured song is Kiss Them For Me by School of Seven Bells. It’s a single. And you should buy it!

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This week’s Hot Topics include : a jilted lover surgically removes all of her ex’s teeth, a woman kills a man by squeezing his testicles, and for just $30 you can find your new love at a pheromone party!

This week’s featured song is Take It Away by JD Samson and MEN, from Time which will be available May 8th.

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A huge special thank you to Alonso Duralde for hanging with us this episode. You much check out his show, Linoleum Knife. We love him and his hubby, Dave White, and their podcast is top notch. You can also check out Alonso’s film reviews over at The Wrap, watch him on What the Flick?!, and read his books, Have Yourself a Movie Little Christmas, and 101 Must-See Movies for Gay Men. Follow him on twitter and find him on Facebook!

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On this week’s episode of Secretly Timid, the crew drink mimosas, Danielle curates an art show, Jon is sad at work, and Paul love the B in Apt. 23.

This week’s hot topics include : new contacts give you supervision, a flight’s landing is aborted because the pilot was texting, a women on a business trip injures herself during sex and is awarded worker’s comp, and Tyra Banks fires Mr. Jay, Ms. Jay, and Nigel Barker.

This week’s featured song is “When I Was Young,” by Nada Surf, from their album, The Stars Are Indifferent To Astronomy.

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On this week’s show Jon is hungover, Paul is huge, and Danielle has a glittery….well. Jon then retracts his support of KONY2012, supports Human Rights Watch, and puts letter writer Martin on blast. (Is that the phrase?)

Hot topics include : A Texas nudie maid service causes a stir, an intruder drinks champagne/takes a shower/is arrested, Snackman is New York’s newest superhero, a recent study finds that the more Wal-Marts per county = more possible hate groups, and you can check out how your location ranks in zombie preparedness.

This week’s featured music is “I’ll Be O.K” by Justin Levinson and the Valcours. It is off their album,This Side of Me, This Side of You . Jon’s review of the album will be posted later this week.

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Greetings! We hope you all had a great Easter!

On this week’s episode of Secretly Timid Danielle, Paul, and Jon are joined by writer/critic Dave White from the Linoleum Knife podcast. Dave shares some L.A. stories (especially that one in which an arsonist blew up not only his car…but also his husband’s (Hi Alonso!)) and lets rip some profanity. Diane chimes in with another Between Here and Cool segment and Paul’s ears are molested by some surround sound porno music.

Hot topics include : a new app takes creepy to a whole new level, and a vicar is hospitalized with a potato up his bottom. Wonder how it got there…

We would be horrid people if we did not give a very special thank you to Dave White for hanging out. You should also subscribe to the Linoleum Knife Podcast, check out his movie reviews at movies.com, and listen to his short stories on KCRW’s Unfictional (search for Dave White). You should also buy his book, Exile in Guyville: How a Punk Rock Redneck Faggot Texan Moved to West Hollywood and Refused to Be Shiny and Happy.

This week’s featured song is “Killing Time” by Ducky off her EP, Killing Time/your Ever After.

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On today’s episode Paul, Jon, and Danielle rap over Stella Artois. They also talk about porn,  personal grooming, and play with mustaches courtesy of The Game Night Guys. Oh, and the trio visit with Diane in a special Between Here and Cool segment. OH, and the cast talk about America’s Next Top Model for 5 minutes.

Hot topics include : The OctoMom is on welfare, a woman claims McDonald’s drove her to prostitution,  a writer for Esquire asks women to brush up on their bedroom skills, and later the trio talk a bit more about the Trayvon Martin case.

This week’s featured song is “Secret VHS Collection” by Total Slacker. It’s from their album, Thrashin [Explicit] !

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Hot Topics include : Koney 2012 and Trayvon Martin case.

This week’s featured song is “Everything I Ever Had” from the album You, Anniversary
by Lindsay Fuller.

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This week’s featured track is a classic. “Reeling” by P J Harvey. You can pick the track up on her album, 4 track demos.

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Hot topics for this show includes : a fun quiz that determines your political leanings based on television choices, a middle school student sues her school after they get all shitty with her because she said some shit on her Facebook page (the ACLU has her back), a study finds that those who find phones inevitably snoop through them, and a flight attendant goes crazy on a flight…and no, this story is not from Florida.

This week’s featured song is “Estimate X 3″ from the album, Candidate Waltz by Centro-Matic.

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This week’s featured song is “Sing Your Own Song” by John Wesley Harding.

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Hot Topics include : A website claims to turn deceased Mormons gay, wheelchairs from the future will be controlled via tongue rings, and are you man enough to join the UTB league?

This week’s featured song is “Closer” by Japanese Voyeurs.

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On today’s show the cast plays some voicemails, Jon may have found a new Cat Studio, Paul dishes out some puns, and the ladies collaborate on a future art show.

Hot topics include : ESPN get’s all racist, a teacher coerces her fifth graders to make holiday cards for her incarcerated, child-porn possessing beau, a valentine’s day kinkfest ends badly, a naked man steals some socks, and an electronic cigarette blows up in a Floridian’s mouth.

*correction!!! Jon said on the show that Jason Somerville is the first openly gay poker player. Of course he meant to say first openly gay MALE poker player. Vanessa Selbst is also a poker player, and is a lesbian, and is all sorts of awesome. I swear this was just a gaffe. I love Selbst and Somerville.

 This week’s featured song is “Nights in Nante” by Goldroom

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On today’s show Diane is Between Here and Cool, Danielle is not easily offended, Paul apologizes to Alonso Duralde, and Jon wants to get tasered.

Hot Topics include : Whitney Houston passes away, women want to be beat by Chris Brown, being sleepy and drunk leads to creativity, a model with a 20 inch waist just lurves chocolate, and CPAC brings out the closet cases. Other topics include this past week’s The Walking Dead mid-season premier (SPOILER ALERT MOFO’S!!) and this coming week’s premier of Survivor and The Amazing Race.

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This week’s featured song is “Sweet Sour” by Band of Skulls.

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Fans can make you famous, a contract can make you rich, the press can make you a superstar, but only luv can make you a player.

On this week’s episode of Secretly Timid Jon loves drag, Danielle loves Chung, Paul loves hailing Mary, and Diane makes her triumphant return!!

The quartet discuss The Super Bowl, Madonna’s half time show, RuPaul’s drag race, and sloths. Hot topics include : Think your lover is cheating? DNA test their underwear, a proposed welfare drug testing bill is withdrawn after it is amended to include testing lawmakers, a UFO is spotted over Texas, and 10 things you probably didn’t know about sex.

This week’s featured song is “Backseat” by Carsie Blanton

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This week’s hot topics include : Cynthia Nixon’s recent remarks cause a bit of controversy, a man blames a ghost for his wife’s black eye, a recent NPR spotlight on women’s boxing angers Jon, and a young woman discovers that a diet of Chicken McNuggets may lead to health issues. 

This week’s featured song is “Scuba Lessons” by Ben Lear.

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Paul littered the cat studio with junk food. That is all.

Today’s hot topics include; it is now the Year of the Dragon, Politics/Schmolotics, some sports stuff, Paula Deen gets diabetes then signs an endorsement deal, this coming season’s Survivor includes a gay Republican, and a dwarf who was paralyzed after being tossed asks those responsible for an apology.

This week’s featured song is “Big Mouth” by Santigold. You can grab the track for free on her official website!

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Hot topics include : Ship sinkage, YouTube teabag controversy, Gov. Perry thinks the handling of the marine/YouTube controversy is “over the top,”  a woman was born with 2 vaginas, a FaceBook campaign calls for a bald Barbie, an orchestra conductor stops the show after an audience member’s cell phone rings, and a woman coughs up a tumor.

This week’s featured song is “Stay Awake” by The Globes.

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Gabriel Dawe was born in Mexico City where he grew up surrounded by the intensity and color of Mexican culture. After working as a graphic designer, he moved to Montreal, Canada in 2000 following a desire to explore foreign land. In search for creative freedom he started experimenting and creating artwork, which eventually led him to explore textiles and embroidery—activities traditionally associated with women and which were forbidden for a boy growing up in Mexico. Because of this, his work is subversive of notions of masculinity and machismo that are so ingrained in his culture. By working with thread and textiles, Dawe’s work has evolved into creating large-scale installations with thread, creating environments that deal with notions of social constructions and their relation to evolutionary theory and the self-organizing force of nature.

After seven years of living in Canada and gaining dual citizenship as a Mexican-Canadian, Gabriel moved to Texas to pursue graduate school at the University of Texas at Dallas where heworked on an MFA in Arts and Technology. His work has been exhibited in Dallas, Houston, Montreal, Toronto and Barcelona.

Upcoming Exhibition Schedule :

Until January 15 - Plexus No. 10 at The National Centre for Craft and Design in Sleaford, UK

January 20 to February 24 - “Plexus No. 12″ The Juanita Harvey Art Gallery at the Midwestern State University in Wichita Falls, TX.

January 21, 2012 to July, 2013 - East Wing X at the Courtauld Institute in London, UK

April 12-15 - the Dallas Art Fair

April 12 to mid-June - Solo show at Lot 10 Gallery in Brussels, Belgium

April 28 to the end of 2012 - Plexus No. XX” Louisiana State University Museum, Baton Rouge, LA

June 23 to July 31 - Solo show at Conduit Gallery in Dallas, TX

Hot Topics include : A new phone etiquette game may earn you a free lunch, a woman rubs her booty-hoe on a pricey work of art, a man uses his i-Pad to cross the border, and the White House denies the CIA teleported President Obama to Mars,

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This week’s featured song is “Which Side are you on?” By Ani DiFranco. Be sure to pick up the album, ¿Which Side Are You On?, when it drops January 17th!

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Hot topics include : An arsonist sets fire to L.A. (Alonso and Dave from the Linoleum Knife podcast are among those impacted), a would-be juror uses FaceBook to get out of jury duty, Miami’s federal jail is being overrun by strippers, and a man killed by a train can be sued over bystander’s injury.

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At the time of the recording there had been no arrests in the serial arsonist case in California. That, as we all know now, has changed. Please consider helping Alonso and Dave. We love the Linoleum Knife and hope them the best through this challenging time.

This week’s featured song is “Miami” by Animal Heart.

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What a year it has been! Without further ado, let’s unveil the cast’s picks for the best music, television, film, books, and news event! Frankly, let the record show that technically Paul and Jon followed the rules, and the X X chromosomes just couldn’t choose ONE work in some categories. Ugh…girls!

MUSIC

Paul – The Muppets, The Green Album

Danielle – The Naked and Famous, Passive me, Aggressive you

Diane – Brett Dennen, Loverboy

Jon – P J Harvey, Let England Shake

Film

Paul – Attack The Block dir/wr by Joe Cornish

Danielle – Bridesmaids dir by Paul Fieg, wr by Kristen Wiig & Annie Mumolo

Melancholia dir/wr by Lars von Trier

Diane – Winnie the Pooh dir by Stephen J. Anderson & Don Hall, wr by Stephen J. Anderson & Clio Chiang

Water for Elephants dir by Francis Lawrence, wr by Richard LaGravenese adapted from the novel by Sara Gruen

Jon – Red State dr/wr by Kevin Smith

Television

Paul – Doctor Who (series 6)

Danielle – American Horror Story

Community

Psych

Diane – Portlandia

Modern Family

The Sing-Off!

Jon – The Walking Dead

Books

Paul – The Magicians by Lev Grossman

Have Yourself a Movie Little Christmas by Alonso Duralde

Danielle – Swamplandia! by Karen Russell

Diane – Vivian Maier : Street Photographer

Jon – The Uncanny X-Force

News

Paul – (Tie) The Death of Osama Bin Laden/Rep. Gabby Giffords 20/20 interview

Danielle – (Tie) The Occupy Wall St. Movement / $trippers for Christ

Diane – The Rapture that wasn’t

Jon – (Tie) The Occupy Wall St. Movement/ The Death of Steve Jobs

Personal Moment

Paul – Anniversary with Michael at Jackson Sq

Danielle – Starting her own dance company

Diane – Finding Cool, IA. (View a new portfolio of her project Between Here and Cool )

Jon – Secretly Timid’s successful 2nd year.

Whew….what a year! So…what were some of your favs? Let’s toast to 2012!!!

Hot topics include :  Neti Pot Deaths linked to brain-eating amoeba found in tap water,  escort offers ‘Toys for Tots’ discount to Johns, a high school prank causes the internet to yell, “INCEST!,” and the Duggars share a photo of their miscarried fetus.

This week’s featured song is “Silent Nights” by Scott Matthew with Sia.

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Hot topics include : A nine-year old is NOT a good choice for a designated driver,  pole dances pushes bid to be an Olympic sport, a model/blogger loses her hand by an airplane propeller, a woman is charged in NJ’s man’s death from botched penis injection, a website promises to “find his porn,” and Jezebel asks, “Can you tell the difference between a men’s magazine and a rapist?”

This week’s featured song is “Major” by The Asteroids Galaxy Tour 

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Hot Topics include : A women burns down her friends house because her friend “un-friended” her on FaceBook, 11 luxury sports cars are totaled in a massive traffic pileup, a black college student’s display of the Confederate flag raises a few eyebrows, a condom manufacturer advertising campaign finds them sending men FaceBook friend requests from their unborn children, and an Indian snake charmer releases the cobras in a tax office.

This week’s featured song is “Whale” by Yellow Ostrich.

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Hot topics include : an open letter from a dancer explaining why she refused to participate in a performance created by a famous performance artist, and yet another A-List Dallas cast member is assaulted.  Jon talked so much shit about the show that he is going to have to watch it. Anyone know where he can purchase some tranquilizers?

This week’s featured song is “Maracas” by Mates of State

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Be sure to check out Jon as he hangs out with Big C on Bear Crawling live this Thursday at 9:30 p.m. Eastern/8:30 Central.

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On today’s super-sized show the cast reflect on Dave Biscella’s awesome review of Secretly Timid for Episode 73 of  Podcast Squared, and play Voice Mail’s from Big C from Bear Crawling Live and Christina from Greetings from Nowhere. Later, the cast talk about lady gabfesty shows like The View, The Chew, and The Talk. Jon and Paul share numerology and zodiac mojo jojo and Danielle is on steroids. The cast also talk about The Walking Dead and American Horror…but the talk is pretty light on the spoilers- so fear not!

Hot topics include : Teens + Tampons + Vodka = ingenious or demented? Real-life weekend at Bernie’s man claims innocence, some German ladies are arrested for stomping mice on fetish films, and a woman is arrested for trespassing all ’cause she wanted to feed some squirrels.

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Check out Dave’s Twilight themed ‘toon here.

If you are in the DFW area and wanna play some free poker, head over to the Brick at 3:00 p.m. and participate in a charity poker tournament benefiting the AIDS interfaith network. Both Jon and Diane will be in attendance, so say hi! Click here for more information.

JON DOES NOT REALLY THINK ALL SCORPIOS ARE DRUG-ADDICTED SLUTS!!! (but all drug-addicted sluts seem to be Scorpios)

This week’s featured song is “Don’t Move” by Phantogram.

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This week’s featured song is “Love Will Find Me” by Little Jackie.

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***Special Thanks to Dave Biscella and the fine folks at Podcast Squared for reviewing Secretly Timid.  We will thank you orally next week…on the show.

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On today’s show Jon talks babies, sexual her ass meant and play a voicemail from Bear Crawling Nations Live host, Big C.

Hot topics include : an artist decides that the inside of a rotting horse carcass would make for a perfect setting for a portrait, another artist (wink wink Mr. Burney) vows to sketch his first 3,000 followers (*note : Jon rescinds his “bullshit move” comment),  an anti-bullying law allows bullying (with religious, “moral” reasons), and a 10-year old Floridian beats the shit out of her teacher.

This week’s featured song is “Darkness, Darkness” by The Daredevil Christopher Wright

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Hot topics include : A man calls police and claims his hookup is a burglar (because his girlfriend was home), a man is on a mission to masturbate in every Starbucks in NYC, a kindergartner beats up his teacher, a church Halloween event bans ‘cross-gender’ costumes, and the TSA has a blog.

This week’s featured song is “Movin’ On” by Josh Rouse and the Long Vacations

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Hot topics include : a man with a 100 lb scrotum seeks money for surgery, a Ben and Jerry’s ice-cream flavor pisses off a humorless group of mothers,  an Irishman tries to turn his poo into gold (surprise, surprise…it doesn’t end well), a Texan woman is assaulted by a flying frozen armadillo, Miami bans the sale of “potheads” candy, a couple are caught having sex in a museum, and a new study shows a correlation between the amount of facebook friends one has and brain size.

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This week’s featured song is “New Armor” by ANR.

This is the last week to vote for Secretly Timid. It would be awesome if you would head over to the PodCast Awards and cast your vote for our little show. Thank you so much for listening, voting, and supporting.

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Hot topics include : A sex toy goes on a rampage,  a family gets lost in a corn maze, a woman calls her ex over 1,000 times and smashes his windows with a 5 foot sword (seriously), and Topeka, Kansas will once again prosecute domestic violence.

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This episode’s featured music is “Somewhere, Virginia” by We Are The Willows.

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It would be awesome if you would head over to the PodCast Awards and vote for Secretly Timid. And do it again tomorrow…and the next day….and the next day….

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This week’s Hot Topics include : a study shows that oral sex may be the leading cause of throat cancer,  MD’s get cranky on whether Phd’s deserve the title, “Doctor,” a burglar’s tip to police leads to a child porn bust, an Italian man gouges out his own eyes at mass, a breast implant saves lives, and an Ex-Model who ate her husband says that she “is not a monster.”

*Special note : This recording (and all recordings) are recorded on Monday. This week City Hall announced a deadline for the Occupy Dallas demonstrators to abandon their demonstration or face possible incarceration. They were also informed that they could be raided by police who will be searching for drugs. Last night the Occupy Boston demonstrators were raided by police. We hope our friends at the Occupy Dallas movement are safe and that what happened in Boston does not happen in our city.

This week’s featured song is “Fire” by Yael Meyer. Her album, Everything will be Alright, will be released November 15th.

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Hot Topics include : A plane gets stuck in a ferris wheel, a Starbuck’s barista writes “Bitch” on a customer’s cup, broken penis syndrome is karma for cheating husbands, drunk man steals an ambulance and crashes, and (to update a previous story) a young boy who lost his father to a tragic accident throws the first pitch at a Rangers game.

Thanks again to Matt Rox for hanging out with us. If you have yet to see the pilot episode of “Don’t Tell My Wife I’m a Cult Leader,” get your ass to the Kessler Theater October 15th!

This week’s featured song is “Boyfriend” by Best Coast.

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This week’s featured music is “4 Minute Mile” by Bell X1.

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This week’s featured song is “Polish Girl” by Neon Indian. Neon Indian’s latest album, Era Extraña, is out today! He is set to perform in Dallas at the beautiful Granada Theater Sept. 24th.

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The collective’s first gallery show, “HELLO” will open Saturday, September 10th from 5 – 8 p.m. for one night only!!! Check out this informative interview by Meg Fury of Pegasus news and cruise through the collective’s blog for more information on each artist and photographs of their work.

We hope to see you all this Saturday in the sexy design district -

1130 Dragon Street #110

Dallas Tx 75207

14+1 Collective include:

• Frank Tringali
• Paul Snelson II
• Robin Myrick
• Emily Loving
• Hillary Holsonback
• T.J. Griffin
• Danielle Georgiou
• F Kites
• Sandi Edgar
• Val Curry
• Willie Baronet
• Yaseen Benhalim
• Andy Amato

P.S. Jon and Danielle apologize for the butchering of names and general buffoonery. Drugs and/or alcohol may or may not be to blame for such marbles. 

This week’s featured song is “Anna Sun,” by Walk The Moon. *****On The Show Jon said that Walk The Moon would play w/The Kaiser Chiefs at The House Of Blues in Dallas Sept. 20th. Kaiser Chiefs rescheduled that show for a later date.

But have no fear! The sexy band that is Walk The Moon will play with Fitz and Tantrums at the House of Blues October 26th, 2011. Rejoice!!

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Aspiring filmmakers and curious cats should check out Luna’s workshop, “The Do’s & Especially Don’ts of Filmmaking” on 9/10/11 (oh HEY, lookee there!) at the Rose Room.

Check out the trailer for The Ouija Experiment and Ticked-Off Trannies With Knives below. Oh, and you can watch both Ticked-Off Trannies with Knives and Fright Flick on netflix streaming!!

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Also, check out the fantastically creepy music video for Deborah Vial’s song, “Don’t Make Me Take It,” directed by Luna. Click here to learn more about Deborah Vial.

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This week’s featured song is “Caroline” by the Modern Tapes.

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Jon and Danielle welcome creator Todd Steinberg and artist Matt Rox from the the soon to be hit program, Don’t Tell My Wife I’m a Cult Leader, and curator (and fellow artist) for the Kessler Sept. 3 show, Misty Amber Moore into the cat studio for a car horn-side chat.

Later, Gray, the New Black discuss how the band was formed and their musical influences. They also perform a brand new song called, “Ringtones and Royalties” before hitting the road for Austin where they will be performing at the Flamingo Cantina August 25th.

Johnn, Mike, and Alan. AKA, Gray, the New Black

You can see the band, the premier of Don’t Tell My Wife I’m a Cult Leader, and meet everyone you heard on this show Saturday, September 3rd at the Kessler Theater. Did we mention that it was free???

Head over to the Angelika Sept 23rd for a screening of Don’t Tell My Wife I’m a Cult Leader at the Dallas Video Fest!!

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Music featured on this episode includes the theme music for Don’t Tell My Wife I’m a Cult Leader performed by Andy Sperandeo,  and “Ringtones and Royalties” and “Counting the Holes in my Heart” by Gray, The New Black.

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This week’s featured song is “Poets and Philosophers” by Gray, the New Black.

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This week’s featured song is “Old Habits” by Hot Bodies in Motion. Pick up their album, Old Habits on iTunes!

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This week’s featured song is “Santa Fe” by Beirut.  Their album, Rip Tide, is in stores now.

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This week’s featured song is Phonetics by Reptar. We love them. You should too.

We featured their track “Stuck in my Id” a few shows back. Check it out below :

And check out this nifty interview!

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Later, Diane campaigns to get Kristin and Dannielle from Everyone is Gay to agree to a Secretly Timid interview.

Hot Topics include : a Garden Grove, Calif woman drugs her husband and proceeds to cut off his penis, a woman from Oklahoma attacks a woman who resembles Casey Anthony, a Muslim hate-crime victim asks a Tx court to spare the life of his attacker, and Rupert Murdoch apologizes.

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This week’s featured song is “Human Condition” by Jhameel. Don’t forget to download his album for free!!

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Good Grief! On today’s show the cast jazz about Big Brother, the Casey Anthony trial, DADT and a tragic accident at Ranger’s Stadium. This week’s hot topics include : a 16 lb baby was born in Texas,  gonorrhea goes hardcore, Albertson’s nixes its self-checkout lane, a woman faces 93 days in jail because of her garden, and another woman dies after having sex with a dog.

This week’s featured song is “Electrified” by Ben Sollee

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On today’s show a lawyer kills a gator, animals get crunk, a 74 yr old woman kisses anti-gay preacher at pride, Fox News gets hacked, a motorcyclist dies at a rally protesting helmet laws, and a Floridiot hits the bong while driving….with a brood of children in the backseat.

This week’s featured song is “Rye Whiskey” by Punch Brothers

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Greetings. Jon and the Double D’s are in the cat studio. At the top of the show the trio discuss Diane’s second place marathon finish and Jon’s second place finish in a poker tournament. News stories include : Florida teens may sext without fear of becoming felons, a Plano teacher claims not all “sex with student” stories are equal, a porta-potty peeping tom is caught, new apps allow for covert recording, a woman dies at her own funeral, a fired IT guy gets revenge, live bullets are used in a wild west show, and the TSA sinks to new lows. Later, Jon discusses his disgust with Dr. Phil (much to Diane’s chagrin.)

This week’s featured song is “Witches and Snowmen” (a Snailhouse cover)  by Maritime

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This week’s featured song is “Credit Card Babie$” by MEN.

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This week’s song is “Baby it’s your Life” by John Gold.

Jon welcomes Tim, Gregg, and Danny from The Fourth Ace Poker Club into the cat studio for a fun Evening Bender. The quartet talk about the origins the Dallas’ finest card room, shared stories about bad beats, and discussed the possibility or organizing a charity tournament in the near future. Click here if you are interested in learning more about The Fourth Ace Poker Club.

This week’s featured song is “Fragile Bird” by City and Colour.

On today’s show, Danielle demonstrates proper one-armed push-up technique, Paul goes to the drive-in and Jon finishes 2nd in a poker tournament. News stories include: a Baylor student arrested for whackin’ off into a passed-out friend’s mouth, a Floridian arrested for whackin’ off on an airplane, and an outbreak of horse herpes forces rodeo queens to ride stick ponies. The trio also discuss things not to say in polite company, how one study proves cultured men are healthy and happy, and how another study finds women are less sexually attracted to happy men.

This episode’s featured song is “Safari Disco Club” by Yelle.

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This week’s featured song is “Go For the Throat” by The Elected.

“Doomsday Averted” by Rasputina is featured in this episode.

This week’s featured song is “Hamilton” by Big Scary

This week’s featured tune comes courtesy of Alex Winston and is called “Sister Wife.” If you like what you hear, purchase her stunning EP on Amazon.com.

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Be sure to check out his tunes on Amazon, and if you are in southern California, see him live with Shawn Mullins at the Coach House May 17th. Also, be on the look out for Tim at the “Tools for Performing Songwriters” clinic.

This week’s featured song is “Social Studies” by Body Language

This week’s featured song is “Like a Liar” by The Orbans.

This week’s featured song is “Stuck in my Id” by Reptar.

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This week’s featured song is “Baby Don’t You Cry” by Fergus & Geronimo

Later, Jill pits Big Dick Hunter against Kelly Mohr-Close (of the Pugs and Kelly Show) in this week’s twitter face-off.

This week’s featured song is “When it Comes to You” by Dead Ghosts.

This week’s featured song is “Twilight” by Jim Ivins. His EP, “Late Night Drive” is now available via iTunes and Amazon.

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What is that sound? Why it’s the howling wind bashing against my single pane window. On today’s show (that was chock full of technical difficulties) Jill, Jon, and Diane gab about one Texas man’s new face, a gay porn company suing bit torrent thieves (what if this outs closeted teens?), and one woman’s amazing vagina. Seriously….54 bags of heroin….31 empty baggies, prescription pills AND $51.22? I think I know where we can find the lost ark, Indy. Oh, and check out this fun literal map of the world.

It’s a battle of SNL alum as Kevin Nealon takes on Steve Martin on this week’s Twitter Face-Off. Who will survive? Listen to find out.

This week’s featured song is “Honey” by Caleb Jude Green.

On this unlucky day we have Jon and Jill in studio and Diane via the gods of the cell tower. Topics include a kidnapping case out of Parker County, the lost city of Atlantis might be found, and scammers taking advantage of last week’s tragedy in Japan. The cast also discuss comedian Gilbert Gottfried’s controversial tweets.

Today’s featured song is “Moments Like This” by Bryan Master. His album For People Like Us is now available on iTunes.

This week’s featured song is “Young Throats” by Parenthetical Girls.

Chirp, chirp. Here is the lowdown on Episode 46 : Diane, Jon, and Jill talk Netflixx, sleepover etiquette, Portlandia, and Paula Dean. Diane used to be a little dribbler.