By Jon Lee Hart
There once was a woman from Limerick
Who met a man who suffered from limp dick
The solution, you see
came from a Corgi’s wee-wee
But alas, the woman…she fell sick.
By Paul Tran
A lady once met a man online
Their love of sexy dogs was a sign
She agreed to come over
They heavy pet poor Rover
Her allergy buried her in pine
By Dr. Michael Austin
So often fetishes cross fine lines,
But people refuse to change their minds.
If with dogs you lie
it might cause you to die.
One shouldn’t have coitus with K9s.