Children are an STD

On this week’s episode of Secretly Timid, Cindy shares an embarrassing bedroom story and a cheater was caught red handed at one of Jon’s poker games. Hot Topics include a discussion on Attorney General Jeff Sessions, an apparent act of terrorism at a mosque in Minnesota, Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg’s political aspirations, the American Psychoanalytical Association reassessment of the Goldwater Rule, and whether someone with genital herpes has a moral or legal responsibility to inform their casual sex partners if they are currently asymptomatic.     This week’s featured song is “Cloud Riders” by Tori Amos. Her new album, Native Invader, will be released September 8, 2017. She will perform in Dallas November 16, and in Austin on November 17. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVx2jNxy8lM

 

Addendum from Otieno :  it was  McCleskey vs Kemp, Sandra Day O’Connor not RBG, and the phrase was:

“The Court next states that its unwillingness to regard petitioner’s evidence as sufficient is based in part on the fear that recognition of McCleskey’s claim would open the door to widespread challenges to all aspects of criminal sentencing…Taken on its face, such a statement seems to suggest a fear of too much justice.”

Karmic Tsunami

On this week’s episode, Cindy, Jon, Otieno, and Regina discuss Milo Yiannopoulos’s recent appearance on Real Time with Bill Maher, ICE raids, and a heated exchange between Charles Blow and Kayleigh McEnany.

This week’s featured song is “Solitare” by Fujiya & Miyagi 

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Hilly Got A Gun

hillygotagunOn this week’s episode, Nan, Brian, and Eamon sit down and chat with Dallas artist Hilly Holsonback. The discussion included her latest show, “Acoustic Nerves” being shut down by the city, politics, the Dallas Art Scene, and that time she walked through the city in a diaper.

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This week’s featured song is “Big Head” By Spookyland

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GYNOCENTRIST

On this week’s episode of Secretly Timid, Nan, Brian, and Jon are joined by Dr. Matt Brown. Topics include creativity and philosophy, Nan and Matt’s hatred for “I Fucking Love Science,” astrology, gender politics in academia, and how to properly eat an apple.

Kiran Leonard

This week’s featured song is Secret Police by Kiran Leonard

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The Kind of Guns Toddlers Are Using to Shoot People

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Happy Monday! On this week’s episode, Jon, Nan, and Brian are joined by Dr. Matt Brown (fun fact, Secretly Timid was born as a final project in one of Dr. Brown’s classes). The foursome discuss the current election cycle, Hillary Clinton’s last gaffe, violence at a Trump rally, Kim Kardashian’s latest photo and whether or not one can exploit his or her self, and the latest chapter for the hottest convicted felon in the world.

Meilyr-JonesThis week’s featured song is How to Recognise a Work of Art by Meilyr Jones

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Not That Simple

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Happy New Year!

On this episode of Secretly Timid, Nan, Jon, Brian, and Jermy interview DGDG founder and former full-time co-host of Secretly Timid, Danielle Georgiou, about her upcoming artivism performance called, Not That Simple.

The one-night only performance is this coming Thursday, and is free to the public (although donations are encouraged). Please, join us and learn more about the people seeking abortions in Texas.

For more information about Not That Simpleclick here 

For more information about Danielle and DGDG – click here

Other topics include proper flatulence ettiquette, Jon’s cat being in heat, and artist Megumi Igarashi being arrested for her vagina art.

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This week’s featured song is, “Poor Handwriting” by AudioOpera

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Bloodfeast

Bloodfeast

On this week’s show, Jon, Jermy, Nan, and Brian Harmless talk a lil bit about politics. Later, there was a total MUTINY and the group declares all future topics will only be pop-culture-centric.

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This week’s featured song is Whenever You See Me by Kitty, Daisy, and Lewis 

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Haven’t You Ever Been Spontaneous?

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On this week’s episode- Nan, Brian, and Jon discuss the James Blake situation, the Kim Davis situation, the defund Planned Parenthood situation, dealing with internet Trump supporters, and what constitutes “consent.” They also discuss Damon Wayans’ comments regarding Bill Cosby, and close the show with some crazy crime stories. By the by- we will begin going back to a weekly schedule starting September 27!

DFeverThis week’s featured song is Tokay by Dengue Fever

 

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Lipstick Party

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On this week’s episode, Jon, Brian, and Jermy are joined by former regular Jill. The quatro discuss Subway’s Jared, the current Republican candidates, and Jon’s recent scholastic venture. Hot Topics include the Oregon bakery being found guilty of discrimination, a Californian judge who is a little power hungry, a facebook app that lets users know who unfriends them, and a woman in Georgia who won’t take no for an answer.

PINS

This week’s featured song is Young Girls by PINS

 

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Mitch McConnell :: Republican Clown Sweater

On this week’s episode, Sarah, from Eat My Cake, fills in for a sick Nan. Whiskey.

This week’s Hot topics include:

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This week’s featured song is Go Lie by The Blind Shake

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