Two Weeks

On this week’s show, Jon, Otieno, and Ryan are joined by special guest Megan. Topics include Otieno being loud and not turning off the interior light to his car resulting in the battery dying.

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This week’s featured song is “Old Swan” by Mark Lanegan

Episode 99 : Gay Chicken

This week we have a very, very special guest in the cat studio. DANIEL MITCHELL!!! From theI Can’t Believe I’m a Loser podcast. Even though ICBIAL is a Seattle based show,  it just so happens that Daniel is from the DFW area and is in town visiting family. With Diane off being a mother and Danielle off taking photos of Parisian mustaches, the dudes talked about such topics like masturbation techniques, sex toys, and music. Daniel shared a bit about his show and we seriously hope he stops by again next time he is in town. If you haven’t subscribed to their show yet…do it…do it now.

Hot topics for this show includes : a fun quiz that determines your political leanings based on television choices, a middle school student sues her school after they get all shitty with her because she said some shit on her Facebook page (the ACLU has her back), a study finds that those who find phones inevitably snoop through them, and a flight attendant goes crazy on a flight…and no, this story is not from Florida.

 

 

This week’s featured song is “Estimate X 3” from the album, Candidate Waltz by Centro-Matic.

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Episode 95 : VD

Happy Valentine’s Day!!!! The show is just a true Comedy of Errors. We’re talking phone rings, bumpers running amok, and chords being unplugged left and right. We could edit all that shit out…but we believe that it is the flaws that make you beautiful.

On today’s show Diane is Between Here and Cool, Danielle is not easily offended, Paul apologizes to Alonso Duralde, and Jon wants to get tasered.

Hot Topics include : Whitney Houston passes away, women want to be beat by Chris Brown, being sleepy and drunk leads to creativity, a model with a 20 inch waist just lurves chocolate, and CPAC brings out the closet cases. Other topics include this past week’s The Walking Dead mid-season premier (SPOILER ALERT MOFO’S!!) and this coming week’s premier of Survivor and The Amazing Race.

Photo By Steve Gullick

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This week’s featured song is “Sweet Sour” by Band of Skulls.

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Episode 75 : Pederasty

Good Day! On today’s show Danielle sees Neon Indian, Paul hack’s Jon’s wifi, and Diane looks pretty. Hot Topics include : A Brazilian man has snakes and turtles in his pants, a man chronicles his sexual escapades with a dolphin, an Alabaman town offers offenders a choice : church or jail, judge orders Casey Anthony to pay double the cost of the investigation, a child brings a crack pipe to show-and-tell, and a UPenn professor was a no-show on the first day of class…because he passed away 5 months earlier. Other topics include Survivor and the Amazing Race…and the difference between “white” and “white-white.” Oh, and Jon rants about a past English Professor.

This week’s featured music is “4 Minute Mile” by Bell X1.

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We want so badly to be nominated for the Podcast Awards. It would mean the world to us if you could take a minute and go to www.podcastawards.com and nominate us under the “general” category. Our url is www.secretlytimid.com. Do it and we will love you forever.

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Episode 58 : Boy’s Night

It’s boy’s night at Secretly Timid. Jon changes his inappropriate ways and Paul shares his favorite podcasts. The two then talk comic books and the season finale of Survivor, The Amazing Race and Celebrity Apprentice. News stories include Lars Von Trier’s Nazi speech at Cannes, residents at a Singapore apartment drinking corpse-tainted water, Canadian parents who are keeping the sex of their child a secret, and another woman hiding things in her lady flower.

This week’s featured song is “Go For the Throat” by The Elected.

Episode 24 : Pumpkin

Happy fall everyone! On today’s episode Diane reports that the canned pumpkin shortage has come to an end. In unrelated news, atheists know more about religion than the religious, Cornell University introduces “gender neutral” facilities, and the group discusses what their last meal would be (in addition to debating capital punishment.)

This episode’s featured song is “Now What” by Quasi.