Limericks!!!!!

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Lizzie from Limmerick

By Jon Lee Hart

 

There once was a woman from Limerick

Who met a man who suffered from limp dick

The solution, you see

came from a Corgi’s wee-wee

But alas, the woman…she fell sick.

 

Online Signs

By Paul Tran

A lady once met a man online

Their love of sexy dogs was a sign

She agreed to come over

They heavy pet poor Rover

Her allergy buried her in pine

 

Poor Rover

By Dr. Michael Austin

So often fetishes cross fine lines,

But people refuse to change their minds.

If with dogs you lie

it might cause you to die.

One shouldn’t have coitus with K9s.

 

 

Episode 65 : Enema or Douche?

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Good Grief! On today’s show the cast jazz about Big Brother, the Casey Anthony trial, DADT and a tragic accident at Ranger’s Stadium. This week’s hot topics include : a 16 lb baby was born in Texas,  gonorrhea goes hardcore, Albertson’s nixes its self-checkout lane, a woman faces 93 days in jail because of her garden, and another woman dies after having sex with a dog.

This week’s featured song is “Electrified” by Ben Sollee

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Episode 64 : ‘Merica Hurrah

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STELLA!!!!

On today’s show a lawyer kills a gator, animals get crunk, a 74 yr old woman kisses anti-gay preacher at pride, Fox News gets hacked, a motorcyclist dies at a rally protesting helmet laws, and a Floridiot hits the bong while driving….with a brood of children in the backseat.

This week’s featured song is “Rye Whiskey” by Punch Brothers

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Episode 63 : Wrap It Up . . .

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Greetings. Jon and the Double D’s are in the cat studio. At the top of the show the trio discuss Diane’s second place marathon finish and Jon’s second place finish in a poker tournament. News stories include : Florida teens may sext without fear of becoming felons, a Plano teacher claims not all “sex with student” stories are equal, a porta-potty peeping tom is caught, new apps allow for covert recording, a woman dies at her own funeral, a fired IT guy gets revenge, live bullets are used in a wild west show, and the TSA sinks to new lows. Later, Jon discusses his disgust with Dr. Phil (much to Diane’s chagrin.)

 

This week’s featured song is “Witches and Snowmen” (a Snailhouse cover)  by Maritime

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