What the Fuck, Guys?

This week on a very special episode of Secretly Timid we discuss whether 45 is a Dadaist, how easy or hard it is to get to the right apartment sober, aaaand then things get a little heated.

This week’s featured song is “Bottoms Up” by Kings of Spade

Parasitic Love Vine

On this week’s very special episode of Secretly Timid, Jon talks about the River Series and videos games, Megan discusses slaps and spitting in the face,and special guest Brian Harmless tolerates aforementioned subjects.

This week’s featured song is “OMG!” by Yelle

Death Roll

On this week’s very special episode of Secretly Timid, Chris and Megan talk trivia, lack of commitment to Sparkle Motion, history of gore on the internet, serial killer culture and alligators vs. joggers.

This week’s featured song is Never Surrender Forever by Juiceboxxx.

Tour Dates:

FRI 31 AUG – Los Angeles, CA @ Hi Hat

SUN 02 SEP -Tucson, AZ @ HOCO Fest

THU 20 SEP – Des Moines, IA @ Vaudeville Mews

FRI 21 SEP – Lincoln, NE @ Lincoln Calling: Bodega’s Alley

SAT 22 SEP – Milwaukee, WI @ Cactus Club

SUN 23 SEP – Madison, WI @ Mickey’s

MON 24 SEP – Chicago @ Empty Bottle

THU 27 SEP – Berlin, DE @ Internet Explorer

FRI 28 SEP – Flensburg, DE @ Volksbad

SAT 29 SEP – Hamburg, DE @ Hafenklang

SUN 30 SEP – Neremburg, DE @ Kulturezentrum K4

TUE 02 OCT – Amsterdam, NL @ Q-factory

THU 04 OCT – Brighton, UK @ Sticky Mike’s Frog Bar

FRI 05 OCT – Bristol, UK @ Hy-brasil

SAT 06 OCT – London, UK @ Shacklewell Arms

Just The Two Of Us

This week on a very special Jonless & Saraless episode of Secretly Timid, Megan talks about living that pizza life, Otieno gets existential about…well, everything (again) and we talk about that nasty ass Catholic priest stuff. Fun!

Some Links:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVa8xxRypeg
This week’s featured song is “Flawless” by Dorothy

We Are Out Of Comfortable New Ideas

This week on a very special episode of Secretly Timid, Saraless, Otieno iterates why we need to stop giving the alt-right oxygen, Jon talks about how crazy (if at all) it is to steal a plane, and Megan convinces all of us that foot shaped potatoes are actually pretty impressive.
Some links for you :
This week’s featured song is “The Left Are The Real Fascists” by Neckbeard Deathcamp

Proud Of Your Stacked Boys

On this week’s very special episode of Secretly Timid, Jon kicks ass at poker (duh), Megsy wrestles a plush carrot (not a euphemism), Sarah eats goat liver and bleeds, and Otieno takes his mum to a metal show.

This week’s Hot Topics include:

Our song of the week is “Borrowed Repertoire” by Chris Welch and the Cicada Killers.

New Age Ninja

On this week’s episode, Jon discusses She-Ra and female assertion, Chris talks about the death of responsible food criticism and Steve Albini, and Megan educates us on Ninja shortages and the lengths to which one will go for a satisfactory piece of cake.

Some Links :

Japans Ninja Shortage 

She-Ra

The Waitress

photo credit : Vlad Sepetov

This week’s featured song is “Ask Me Anything” by Neil Frances

Sorry To Bother Your Rub n Tug

This week on a very special and Sarahless episode of Secretly Timid, Jon gets schooled about something that he has no interest in knowing about anyway (pssst…it’s vaginas), Megan talks about her fiery cave, and Otieno gets contextual….again.
This week’s featured song is, “Bisexual” by GRLwood

We All Live in a Coffin Submarine, A Coffin Submarine

This week on a very special Jonless & Sarahless episode of Secretly Timid, special guests Victor and Kevin (we don’t know either) assist us in discussing not 45 directly, but the ways in which 45 is affecting both the planet and ourselves. And hey, those Thai kids might be okay.  Maybe.
How about some links?
This week’s featured song is “Doesn’t Matter” by Christine and the Queens

Rez-Election

This week on a very special episode of Secretly Timid, Megs visits Switzerland, Otieno resurrects a guy, Jon considers making’ whoopie at work, Sarah drinks a Mango Rum Lassi (and Jon is confused); and super-special guests Shira and Aheri help us take a moment to feel the love.

This week’s Hot Topics include…well…last week was super rough…so the hot topics was all of THAT.

Photo by Dustin Schneider

This week’s featured song is “New Mexico” by Henry the Archer. Check them out at the Double Wide August 10th!!