Both Hands

On this week’s episode, Jon and Megs discuss cowboy pigeons, pubes growing on your hands, freedom of Speech, and vagina candles.

This week’s featured song is “Both Hands” by Rachael Sage (by way of Ani Difranco)

Beat The Heat

On this week’s show Jon and Megs discuss Christmas,getting older, and the church shooting at White Settlement.

This week’s featured song is, “Beat the Heat,” by Human Potential

Frosty The Pervert

On this week’s extra special episode, Jon and Megs are joined by EJB and Brian Harmless. Topics include non-consensual touching, grooming, and…oh yea…Megs got hit by a car.

Trouble in Paradise

On this week’s extra special episode, Megs has a cold and Jon gets some fake teeth!

This week’s topics include inappropriate children’s clothing, what to order on the menu on a date, creepy daddies, songs that trigger painful memories, and Lindsey Graham.

This week’s featured song of the week is, “Trouble in Paradise” by Rufus Wainwright

Baby Arm

On this week’s extra-special episode, Megs and Jon are joined by extra-special guest and IT guru, Ryan. Topics include teaching your daughter to shave her legs, house flipping, Mexican weddings, dating apps, and …well…you know, what we always talk about.

This week’s featured song is, “Hollow Thing,” by LIFE


Hey guys! It’s been a minute. On this week’s episode of Secretly Timid, Jon and Megs are joined by special guest Will. The trio discuss what they’ve been up to the past two weeks.

This week’s featured song is “SPF” by Magic City Hippies

Stormy Weather

There was a really wild storm in Dallas, y’all!! We’re talking downed trees…power lines…the works!! This week it’s just Megs and Jon- topics include menstruation, Mortal Kombat, abortion, and vacations.

This week’s featured song is “Too Late Pt 2” by Washed Up Rookie

Or Whatever

On this week’s special episode of Secretly Timid, Jon wins a poker tournament, Megs eats at Chili’s, Otieno gets passionate about anti-abortion legislation, and special guest Ryan has a difficult altercation with a neighbor.

Some light reading material:

The Russian “Fire hose of Falsehood” propaganda model

Agnotology and Epistemolical Fragmentation

This week’s featured song is “Hotel Last Resort” by Violent Femmes

Every Road Leads To Winstar

On this week’s very special episode, Otieno wants to learn to play guitar, Jon levels up, and Megan discovers the, “Terrible, Thanks for Asking” podcast. Hot Topics include the prison-industrial topics, manwhohasitall clothing, and the case that began with three naked women at a rest stop ends in a high-speed chase.

This week’s featured song is, “Somebody to Love” by Thunderpussy

Social Justice Warrior

On this week’s episode of Secretly Timid, Megan, Jon, and Big Ang discuss Galentine’s Day, Big Ang’s interaction with a personal trainer, Jon being called a “cuck,” and Megan has a difficult altercation at work. Later topics shift to the allegations against Ryan Adams and a New Yorker who breaks a shop window to attack a mannequin dressed as President Barack Obama.

photo credit : Sean Mathis

This week’s featured song is, “I Love My Boy” by acclaimed Texas singer-songwriter Matthew Logan Vasquez. His soon-to-be-released new record, LIGHT’N UP, arrives via Dine Alone Records on Friday, February 22.



7 – Oklahoma City, OK – Tower Studio

8 – Davenport, IA – Raccoon Motel

9 – Minneapolis, MN – Icehouse

10 – Chicago, IL – Schubas

11 – Indianapolis, IN – HIFI

13 – Toronto, ON – The Monarch

15 – Boston, MA – Middle East16 – Brooklyn, NY – Rough Trade

17 – Philadelphia, PA – Boot & Saddle

18 – Washington, DC – DC9

20 – Charleston, SC – The Royal American

21 – Decatur, GA – Eddie’s Attic

22 – Nashville, TN – High Watt

24 – Dallas, TX – Kessler Theater

25 – Houston, TX – Heights Theater 


20 – Costa Mesa, CA – The Wayfarer

21 – San Diego, CA – Soda Bar

22 – Los Angeles, CA – Moroccan

25 – Santa Cruz, CA – The Catalyst

26 – San Francisco, CA – Bottom of the Hill

28 – Seattle, WA – The Sunset29 – Portland, OR – Mississippi Studios


1 – Salt Lake City, UT – Urban Lounge

2 – Denver, CO – Globe Hall5 – Austin, TX – Scoot Inn