Lots of Body Stuff with Special Guest Ryan

On this week’s episode, Jon and Megs are joined by special guest, Ryan. Topics include all the stuff you shouldn’t talk about in public. Pouty penis lips? Butt stuff? Free-balling? Etc.

This week’s featured song is Tohu Wa Bohu by Lord Buffalo

Despair, Parasites, Gasses Out Your Asses

On this week’s episode, Megs and Jon discuss preparing to GTFO, parasites, Ted Cruz embarrassing TX AGAIN, and SBD.

This episode’s featured song is Human Touch by Pond

80 Dollar Uber

We’re back!!! On this week’s episode, Megs talks vacation, and Jon talks teeth. Other topics include the reality TV show, 60 Days In, and The Mare of Easttown.

This week’s featured song of the week is, Fun Guy by Brad Sucks

High School Helping Hand

On this week’s extra special episode, Jon and Megs are joined by Aaron. True story: Jon, Megs, and Aaron all went to high school together, but the three had very different high school experiences. Topics include: starting over, salacious high school experiences, the Tao of daddyism, and credit scores. Oh, and tips as to why you shouldn’t keep large sums of money in a tuxedo jacket.

This week’s featured song of the week is, The Feeling of Love by Shintaro Sakamoto

GynocoMaskia

On this week’s show, Megs and Jon are joined by special guest Erin. Topics include the presidential debates, Trump’s COVID diagnosis, Melania’s secret tapes, and more. Oh, and the trolls attacked our audio, so the audio quality of this episode dips a bit. Sorry!

This week’s featured song of the week is Now On by Chris Garneau

Are You There

On this week’s PANDEMIC episode of Secretly Timid, Megs discusses a product called, “Come and Gone,” and Jon lets go of a receipt.

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This week’s featured song is, Are You There, by Psychic Love Child

You’ll Be Mine

Sorry about the audio this week. This is what happens when you don’t double check your settings. ALWAYS DOUBLE CHECK YOUR SETTINGS! If you don’t you’ll be recording your audio from the laptop mic and not through the expensive mixer.

This week’s episode features returning guest Erin. Topics include loss, viruses, and accidental altercations.

This week’s featured song is You’ll Be Mine, by The Psychedelic Furs

Bloody Rainbow

On this week’s episode, Jon and Megs talk about the ID channel, houses, and why you should always cover your eyes.

This week’s featured song is Bloody Rainbow, by Built to Spill

Both Hands

On this week’s episode, Jon and Megs discuss cowboy pigeons, pubes growing on your hands, freedom of Speech, and vagina candles.

This week’s featured song is “Both Hands” by Rachael Sage (by way of Ani Difranco)

Never Fight A Man With A Perm

On this week’s show, Megs, Jon, and special guest EJB discuss the assassination of Qasem Soleimani, the shade of Project Runway, and friendship.

This week’s featured song of the week is, “Never Fight A Man With A Perm,” by IDLES