80 Dollar Uber

We’re back!!! On this week’s episode, Megs talks vacation, and Jon talks teeth. Other topics include the reality TV show, 60 Days In, and The Mare of Easttown.

This week’s featured song of the week is, Fun Guy by Brad Sucks

High School Helping Hand

On this week’s extra special episode, Jon and Megs are joined by Aaron. True story: Jon, Megs, and Aaron all went to high school together, but the three had very different high school experiences. Topics include: starting over, salacious high school experiences, the Tao of daddyism, and credit scores. Oh, and tips as to why you shouldn’t keep large sums of money in a tuxedo jacket.

This week’s featured song of the week is, The Feeling of Love by Shintaro Sakamoto

GynocoMaskia

On this week’s show, Megs and Jon are joined by special guest Erin. Topics include the presidential debates, Trump’s COVID diagnosis, Melania’s secret tapes, and more. Oh, and the trolls attacked our audio, so the audio quality of this episode dips a bit. Sorry!

This week’s featured song of the week is Now On by Chris Garneau

Are You There

On this week’s PANDEMIC episode of Secretly Timid, Megs discusses a product called, “Come and Gone,” and Jon lets go of a receipt.

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This week’s featured song is, Are You There, by Psychic Love Child

You’ll Be Mine

Sorry about the audio this week. This is what happens when you don’t double check your settings. ALWAYS DOUBLE CHECK YOUR SETTINGS! If you don’t you’ll be recording your audio from the laptop mic and not through the expensive mixer.

This week’s episode features returning guest Erin. Topics include loss, viruses, and accidental altercations.

This week’s featured song is You’ll Be Mine, by The Psychedelic Furs

Bloody Rainbow

On this week’s episode, Jon and Megs talk about the ID channel, houses, and why you should always cover your eyes.

This week’s featured song is Bloody Rainbow, by Built to Spill

Both Hands

On this week’s episode, Jon and Megs discuss cowboy pigeons, pubes growing on your hands, freedom of Speech, and vagina candles.

This week’s featured song is “Both Hands” by Rachael Sage (by way of Ani Difranco)

Never Fight A Man With A Perm

On this week’s show, Megs, Jon, and special guest EJB discuss the assassination of Qasem Soleimani, the shade of Project Runway, and friendship.

This week’s featured song of the week is, “Never Fight A Man With A Perm,” by IDLES

Beat The Heat

On this week’s show Jon and Megs discuss Christmas,getting older, and the church shooting at White Settlement.

This week’s featured song is, “Beat the Heat,” by Human Potential

Frosty The Pervert

On this week’s extra special episode, Jon and Megs are joined by EJB and Brian Harmless. Topics include non-consensual touching, grooming, and…oh yea…Megs got hit by a car.