HumpDay Funny : Man explains to WFTV News why he loves the Orlando Police Department

Back in June several volunteers from the Food not Bombs group were arrested after hosting a buffet for the homeless in an Orlando park. Weeks ago the public protested the arrests. There was one man on the other side of the protest line who apparently supported the Orlando Police Department…

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Limericks!!!!!

Lizzie from Limmerick

By Jon Lee Hart

 

There once was a woman from Limerick

Who met a man who suffered from limp dick

The solution, you see

came from a Corgi’s wee-wee

But alas, the woman…she fell sick.

 

Online Signs

By Paul Tran

A lady once met a man online

Their love of sexy dogs was a sign

She agreed to come over

They heavy pet poor Rover

Her allergy buried her in pine

 

Poor Rover

By Dr. Michael Austin

So often fetishes cross fine lines,

But people refuse to change their minds.

If with dogs you lie

it might cause you to die.

One shouldn’t have coitus with K9s.

 

 

Episode 65 : Enema or Douche?

 

Good Grief! On today’s show the cast jazz about Big Brother, the Casey Anthony trial, DADT and a tragic accident at Ranger’s Stadium. This week’s hot topics include : a 16 lb baby was born in Texas,  gonorrhea goes hardcore, Albertson’s nixes its self-checkout lane, a woman faces 93 days in jail because of her garden, and another woman dies after having sex with a dog.

This week’s featured song is “Electrified” by Ben Sollee

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Episode 64 : ‘Merica Hurrah

STELLA!!!!

On today’s show a lawyer kills a gator, animals get crunk, a 74 yr old woman kisses anti-gay preacher at pride, Fox News gets hacked, a motorcyclist dies at a rally protesting helmet laws, and a Floridiot hits the bong while driving….with a brood of children in the backseat.

This week’s featured song is “Rye Whiskey” by Punch Brothers

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