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On this week’s episode of Secretly Timid, Nan and Brian are stoked for the new season of Mad Men, while Jon is foaming at the mouth for the new season of Orphan Black.

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SnowbirdThis week’s featured song is All Wishes Are Ghosts by Snowbird


Episode 89 : You can’t be Kosher and Vietnamese

Hope your 2012 is proceeding well. On today’s show Diane does some good, Danielle becomes Marcella, Paul cooks, and Jon cusses.

Hot topics include : An arsonist sets fire to L.A. (Alonso and Dave from the Linoleum Knife podcast are among those impacted), a would-be juror uses FaceBook to get out of jury duty, Miami’s federal jail is being overrun by strippers, and a man killed by a train can be sued over bystander’s injury.


At the time of the recording there had been no arrests in the serial arsonist case in California. That, as we all know now, has changed. Please consider helping Alonso and Dave. We love the Linoleum Knife and hope them the best through this challenging time.

This week’s featured song is “Miami” by Animal Heart.


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Episode 86 : Sexy Time

Beer! On today’s show Diane and Jon argue about coffee, Danielle gets an eye full, and Paul has a great eye for video. Later Danielle shares her evening of escort watching and Jon says he would strip to Melissa Ferrick’s “Drive,” and Paul helps Diane decide whether or not her daughter is old enough to attend The Nutcracker. 

Hot topics include : A nine-year old is NOT a good choice for a designated driver,  pole dances pushes bid to be an Olympic sport, a model/blogger loses her hand by an airplane propeller, a woman is charged in NJ’s man’s death from botched penis injection, a website promises to “find his porn,” and Jezebel asks, “Can you tell the difference between a men’s magazine and a rapist?”

This week’s featured song is “Major” by The Asteroids Galaxy Tour 

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