On this week’s Secretly Timid…Sarah gets stuck in a sex dungeon, Angela goes to training with a tattooed God, Jon navigates a Difficult Altercation, and Megan gets grabbed by the arm.
This week’s Hot Topics include: MS13, immigration/familial separation and Hot Dog Water in Canada.

photo by Jess Hao

This week’s featured song is “Ashes” by The She’s
PS! Check out Megan on an upcoming episode of the Porpoise Crispy podcast!

Special John

On this week’s special episode…Jon and Megan are joined by John from the Hoaries and the Porpoise Crispy podcast. This week, John has a revelation about  the range of choices available to adults, irrespective of quality, Jon has conversations about Trans people, and Megan sees the glorious repeat of a concert from 22 years prior.

This week’s Hot Topics include:

  • Chris Hardwick is accused of emotional and sexual abuse
  • A man is found guilty of attempted murder after trying to kill his wife not once…but twice.

This week’s song is Diet of Change from Hoaries. Check them out live, when they open for Joan of Arc at Main at Southside July 6th!

Agony and Eggplants

This week on a very special episode of Secretly Timid, despite being Jonless, Otieno & Sara are back and we acquire two other delightful guests with whom we discuss Texans saying something when they see something, the non-revelation that video games contain misogyny, and that Batman is a useless power fantasy.  Oh and apparently we have no idea how to operate our recording software, so yay editing?

Agony Game Trailer:

Texas launches mobile app to help people report suspicious activity

And Bee Yang.


Photo Credit: Daryl Darko

This week’s featured song is “Scorpion” by Grayceon

Feckless Yelp

On this week’s very special episode,  Jon gets put in Facebook time out, Megan is high-fived by a client and Chris goes to therapy…

This week’s Hot Topics include:

Puerto Rico

Photo Credit: Dale Bridges

This week’s featured song is “Ready, Set, Go” by Danielle Grubb

Digging For Peanuts

This week on a very special episode of Secretly Timid, we remain Sarahless but she sent us a comforting care package.  This comes in handy when Megan discusses how the government doesn’t care about your student loan debit and Otieno suggests there’s a concerted attempt to overwhelm the progressive US electorate with garbage data.  But hey, vote Blue ya’ll.  Seriously.  For now.

This week’s Hot Topics include:

Hypernormalization Excerpt:
The Christian Nationalist Blitz
Life Expectancy and Health Care Expenditure Over Time

Preview YouTube video HyperNormalisation 2016

Photo Credit: Emilio Mesa

This week’s featured song is “Wait for You” by Somogyi.
Please consider donating to her GoFundMe campaign to record her debut album. Support local music.

Penal Code

This week on a very special and Sarahless episode of Secretly Timid, men need to sit in time out for a while.  Seriously.  With special guest Chris Mosley

Texas shooting: Houston police chief ‘hits rock bottom’ on gun reform

Texas school shooter killed girl who turned down his advances and embarrassed him in class, her mother says

The mayor of Dallas had harsh words for President Donald Trump and the Republican Congress following the latest mass shooting in Texas.

5 Ways Modern Men Are Trained to Hate Women: Updated

Contact Congress about Net Neutrality!

Jordan Peterson, Custodian of the Patriarchy

UPS Headquarters Moves:

Sticky Dark Web

​This week on a very special episode of Secretly Timid, Megan still hasn’t gotten any dick pics but only as a matter of semantics, Jon gets a cold sore from a CPR dummy, Otieno is apoplectic about intellectual dishonesty and Sarah counsels us all through it.


photo by Cal Quinn

This week’s featured song is “Holy Ghost Blues” by Silas Nello


On A Mission

On this week’s special episode of Secretly Timid, Megan, Sarah, Otieno, and Jon discuss Michelle Wolf’s explosive set at the White House Correspondent’s Dinner and Rudy Giuliani’s recent talk show appearances.

This week’s Hot Topics include:

photo by BandStalkerFW

This week’s featured song is “Going Up To Space” by Shadows of Jets

Cuddle Party

This week on a very special episode of Secretly Timid Sarah finds out she’s sapiosexual, Megan watches Get Out (again…sorta), Otieno gets snuggly, and Jon is gets a tattoo. We also get an assist via screenwriter Michael Varrati and film critic Alonso Duralde on LGBTQ survivors in horror films.

Here is a sampling:

  • The Invitation
  • Rift
  • Thelma
  • Brides to Be
  • All About Evil

Oh, and we didn’t get a chance to talk about it but Michelle Wolf slayed. Fuck the haters.

This week’s Hot Topics include :

This week’s featured song is “Fine Line” by Parker Millsap from the album, Other Arrangements, which is available May 4th. He’ll be playing the Granada Theater in Dallas on Tuesday, May 8th.

Face Down

This week on a very special episode of Secretly Timid, we almost make it through the entire episode without talking over each other.  Also, Megan plumbs the depths of the uncanny valley, Otieno has more bad news, Jon’s fight or flight instinct is set to “denial”, and Sara finds an imaginary fetus graveyard.  Oh, and presents!

P.S.  Otieno said he will modify future tellings of that terrible joke to include a strap because he remembered that all worker ants are female.

This week’s Hot Topics include:

Oh, and Eartha Kitt was a badass

This week’s featured song is “I Was Fucked By A Cloud” by ANMLPLNET