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Mischa-3-mischa-barton-16624430-1920-1200It’s official!! Please welcome Jermy Johnson to the Secretly Timid cast! On this week’s episode, Nan talks about her romantic weekend getaway, and Jermy analyzes Jon’s hatred for straight white men. Hot topics include- Eddie Murphy refusing to impersonate Bill Cosby on SNL’s 40th anniversary, a dumbfuck politician compares Planned Parenthood to ISIS, Plano claims a recent attempt at overturning their equal protection ordinance invalid, and Dallas opens its own transgender hospital program!

taggart-rosewoodThis week’s featured song is Samantha Corrie by Taggart and Rosewood 

 

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Vaguely European

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What’s up? On today’s show, Jon shares a weird urinal story and Brian moved. A bit later Jon and Brian totally got into it over hate crimes, but they made up before the show ended. Jon, Sarah, and Brian also talked about bottom-shaming and how uber-annoying it is when gay men bring up the fact that they are “tops” in casual conversations. Then they talked about the Republican party and learned that you shouldn’t make yogurt out of your vagina.

 

kcousinsThis week’s featured song is In With Them by Kissing Cousins

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I’m not gonna drop everything for your Boehner, dude

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Oh, it’s so great to have a week off every once in a while. On this week’s show, Jon, Nan, and Brian Harmless are welcome special guest Jeremy “Jermy” Elizabeth Johnson back on the show.

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Untitled imageThis week’s featured song is Last Words by Roniia

 

 

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Scale of A-Lingus

ScaleofALingusOn this week’s episode, Jon and Nan are joined by Jeremy “Jermy” – a musical man. The trio talk about one woman’s social experiment, a new oil spill, capital punishment, a new measles outbreak, and a cool new gadget which will alert you if you have had too much to drink.

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This week’s featured song is Addicted by JMSN

 

See you all next week!

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2 Million Dollars

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On this week’s episode of Secretly Timid, Danielle shares her latest dance performance as one part of Slik Stalkings for George Quarts. Later, Danielle, Brian, and Jon discuss the Supreme Court agreeing to Rule on Same Sex Marriage this year, President Obama’s tax plans, Justin Beiber being offered to do gay porn, a Muslim group meeting for peace faced protesters, Kevin Hart says he will not play a gay role because of what people would think, Ted Cruz’s father fights against equality in Plano, Tx, and (oopsies) that glitter bomb company didn’t know what it was in for.

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This week’s featured song is “No Sudden Moves” by Dengue Fever

 

 

Have a great week!

 

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Interrogate Yourself

Interrogate Yourself

On this week’s Secretly Timid, Jon and Nan continue last week’s discussion on if it is racist or preference to proclaim you are not if you claim to not date a particular ethnic group. Then, the due discuss Justin Beiber’s bulge, the terrorist attack in Paris, President Obama wants to send you to college, a Ferguson grand jury member sues the special prosecutor, TLC presents, “My Husband’s Not Gay, and PJ Harvey tries something new.

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This week’s featured song is “Real Life”, by Sunbeam Sound Machine 

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“You’re cute, but…”

youre cute butWelcome to the first show of the New Year!! On this week’s show, Danielle and Jon are joined by Jill. The trio recap their holidays and talk about “The Real World.”

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141203-canopiesThis week’s featured song is Choose Yer Own Adventure by Canopies

 

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Fast Forward

fast forwardWhat’s up?! It’s the last episode of 2014. This week, Jon, Brian, and Danielle reminisce about 2014 – no hot topics, just hanging out.

navviThis week’s featured song is Perfect Speed by Naavi.

 

See you in 2015!!

 

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An Act of War

An act of warGuess who is back??? Danielle!! And she has stories to tell!!!

This week’s hot topics include:

BonhamThis week’s featured song is, You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch performed by Tracy Bonham.

 

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Dick’s Cheney

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Fan favorite Ryan Obermeyer joins Jon, Nan, and Brian Harmless on this week’s show.

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Little BeardsThis week’s featured track is ‘Former Model’ by Little Beards

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