Cuddle Party

This week on a very special episode of Secretly Timid Sarah finds out she’s sapiosexual, Megan watches Get Out (again…sorta), Otieno gets snuggly, and Jon is gets a tattoo. We also get an assist via screenwriter Michael Varrati and film critic Alonso Duralde on LGBTQ survivors in horror films.

Here is a sampling:

  • The Invitation
  • Rift
  • Thelma
  • Brides to Be
  • All About Evil

Oh, and we didn’t get a chance to talk about it but Michelle Wolf slayed. Fuck the haters.

This week’s Hot Topics include :

This week’s featured song is “Fine Line” by Parker Millsap from the album, Other Arrangements, which is available May 4th. He’ll be playing the Granada Theater in Dallas on Tuesday, May 8th.

But That Lawyer Though

On this week’s show, Megan, Jon, Otieno, and Sarah reflect on their week and discuss whether or not Stormy Daniels will be the one to take down the Trump Dynasty.

This week’s Hot Topics include:

  • Austin Bombings
  • Should professors be barred from sleeping with their students?
  • Do people care more about the puppy that was killed on United Airlines than the kids killed in school shootings or victims of racially motivated violence?

Shout outs?

White Metropolis
This week’s featured song is “Lethargy” by Noise Figures

Episode 105 : Holocaust Balls

Ugh oh…Jon’s hungover again. But it’s ok, ’cause Alonso Duralde from the Linoleum Knife podcast (and about a gillion other projects) is on the show! On this week’s episode, Jon’s phone explodes, Paul has a black eye, and Alonso brings some spotted dick.

This week’s Hot Topics include : a jilted lover surgically removes all of her ex’s teeth, a woman kills a man by squeezing his testicles, and for just $30 you can find your new love at a pheromone party!

This week’s featured song is Take It Away by JD Samson and MEN, from Time which will be available May 8th.

Check out their video for “Off Our Backs” below.


A huge special thank you to Alonso Duralde for hanging with us this episode. You much check out his show, Linoleum Knife. We love him and his hubby, Dave White, and their podcast is top notch. You can also check out Alonso’s film reviews over at The Wrap, watch him on What the Flick?!, and read his books, Have Yourself a Movie Little Christmas, and 101 Must-See Movies for Gay Men. Follow him on twitter and find him on Facebook!

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Episode 102 : P.A.s and Potatoes

Greetings! We hope you all had a great Easter!

On this week’s episode of Secretly Timid Danielle, Paul, and Jon are joined by writer/critic Dave White from the Linoleum Knife podcast. Dave shares some L.A. stories (especially that one in which an arsonist blew up not only his car…but also his husband’s (Hi Alonso!)) and lets rip some profanity. Diane chimes in with another Between Here and Cool segment and Paul’s ears are molested by some surround sound porno music.

Hot topics include : a new app takes creepy to a whole new level, and a vicar is hospitalized with a potato up his bottom. Wonder how it got there…

We would be horrid people if we did not give a very special thank you to Dave White for hanging out. You should also subscribe to the Linoleum Knife Podcast, check out his movie reviews at, and listen to his short stories on KCRW’s Unfictional (search for Dave White). You should also buy his book, Exile in Guyville: How a Punk Rock Redneck Faggot Texan Moved to West Hollywood and Refused to Be Shiny and Happy.

This week’s featured song is “Killing Time” by Ducky off her EP, Killing Time/your Ever After.


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