Both Hands

On this week’s episode, Jon and Megs discuss cowboy pigeons, pubes growing on your hands, freedom of Speech, and vagina candles.

This week’s featured song is “Both Hands” by Rachael Sage (by way of Ani Difranco)

Frosty The Pervert

On this week’s extra special episode, Jon and Megs are joined by EJB and Brian Harmless. Topics include non-consensual touching, grooming, and…oh yea…Megs got hit by a car.


Miss us?

This week’s topics include fake teeth, squirting, MAGA, aggressive drivers, real estate, etc. etc. etc. Does anyone read this?

This week’s featured Song of the Week is, “Rattle” by Imani Coppola

Impeachment Not Just For Bl*wjobs

On this week’s extra special episode, Otieno volunteers at Planned Parenthood, Jon gets sick, and Megan meets someone in “the lifestyle.” Hot Topics include disparate justice and impeachment.

photo credit : Vivian Black

This week’s featured song is “Sensitive Demon” by Grim Streaker

Every Road Leads To Winstar

On this week’s very special episode, Otieno wants to learn to play guitar, Jon levels up, and Megan discovers the, “Terrible, Thanks for Asking” podcast. Hot Topics include the prison-industrial topics, manwhohasitall clothing, and the case that began with three naked women at a rest stop ends in a high-speed chase.

This week’s featured song is, “Somebody to Love” by Thunderpussy

Turtle Soup

On this week’s extra special episode, Otieno is back, Megs learns how to use emoji’s, and Jon rescued a neighbor and a honey bee. This week’s hot topics include an assault in Deep Ellum, Instagram becoming a go-to spot for the alt-right, and the crew’s hot take from the AG’s response to the Mueller report.

photo credit: Olly Hearsey

This week’s featured music is “Flashback” by Fujiya & Miyagi

Are You My Daddy?

On this week’s extra special episode, a blizzard ruins Big Ang’s hookup, Megs has auto trouble, and Jon has security guard trouble. Other topics include Daddies, Zaddies, Linda Hamilton, Beto running for president, and doinger shorts.

This week’s featured song is “Radar” by Yacht Punk

Auspicious Portent

On this week’s extra special episode, Jon and Megs are joined by Nezo and extra special guest Maxwell, from the Dating and the Big D podcast. Topics include bad dates and other stuff.

photo by Shervin Lainez

This week’s featured song is “Arcade Rambler” by The Budos Band

Social Justice Warrior

On this week’s episode of Secretly Timid, Megan, Jon, and Big Ang discuss Galentine’s Day, Big Ang’s interaction with a personal trainer, Jon being called a “cuck,” and Megan has a difficult altercation at work. Later topics shift to the allegations against Ryan Adams and a New Yorker who breaks a shop window to attack a mannequin dressed as President Barack Obama.

photo credit : Sean Mathis

This week’s featured song is, “I Love My Boy” by acclaimed Texas singer-songwriter Matthew Logan Vasquez. His soon-to-be-released new record, LIGHT’N UP, arrives via Dine Alone Records on Friday, February 22.



7 – Oklahoma City, OK – Tower Studio

8 – Davenport, IA – Raccoon Motel

9 – Minneapolis, MN – Icehouse

10 – Chicago, IL – Schubas

11 – Indianapolis, IN – HIFI

13 – Toronto, ON – The Monarch

15 – Boston, MA – Middle East16 – Brooklyn, NY – Rough Trade

17 – Philadelphia, PA – Boot & Saddle

18 – Washington, DC – DC9

20 – Charleston, SC – The Royal American

21 – Decatur, GA – Eddie’s Attic

22 – Nashville, TN – High Watt

24 – Dallas, TX – Kessler Theater

25 – Houston, TX – Heights Theater 


20 – Costa Mesa, CA – The Wayfarer

21 – San Diego, CA – Soda Bar

22 – Los Angeles, CA – Moroccan

25 – Santa Cruz, CA – The Catalyst

26 – San Francisco, CA – Bottom of the Hill

28 – Seattle, WA – The Sunset29 – Portland, OR – Mississippi Studios


1 – Salt Lake City, UT – Urban Lounge

2 – Denver, CO – Globe Hall5 – Austin, TX – Scoot Inn 


Just Take Out A Loan

On this week’s episode, Jon and Megan talk about their week’s and discuss the temporary end of the shutdown, Democratic hopefuls, and Wilbur Ross.

This week’s featured song of the week is “All Over Now’ by The Cranberries, from the band’s upcoming final album, In the End,which will be released April 26th.

“I can’t think of a more fitting way to commemorate the first anniversary of Dolores’ passing and to celebrate her life than to announce to the world the release of her final album with the band.” 
Eileen O’Riordan, Dolores O’Riordan’s mother