Happy Secretly Timid Tuesday! On today’s show, Jon is a racist, Diane got some “no-no” hair, Danielle wants to travel through time and PAUL PROMISED TO BAKE US A CAKE!!!! The crew rap about this dude-bro named Tebow and Jay Z and Beyonce’s offspring.
Welcome to Secretly Timid’s pre-rapture party. The gang starts things off with a colorful discussion about iPhone for the visually impaired, Bin Laden’s porn cache, a 8-year old being injected with botox, Huckabee and Trump’s decision to not run for President in 2012, and (naturally) the rapture. News stories include a park inÂ MassachusettsÂ (not New York as Jon reported) which lamp posts are powered by doggie poo, a whisky-powered bio-energy plant in Scotland, cute little cat ear headbands powered by your brain, a kiss transmission device, and plans for a 4000 mph underwater train from New York to London. Â EDIT*** Irish whiskey, NOT U.S. whisky has the extra ‘e.’ Jon was once again mistaken.
This week’s featured song is “Hamilton” by BigÂ Scary
On this weeks episode of Secretly Timid the group discuss the Unicorn meat boycott in Germany, a controversial Atheist ad in Fort Worth, 5 things you love to discuss that no one cares about, a food recall, and The Walking Dead season finale. The group also act out a funny facebook fight between Jon and Mickey C from episode 9 and share a funny auto-tune tune courtesy of Paul (who is out sick).
This week’s featured song is “Marathon” by Tennis.