Episode 47 : Girls Just Wanna Have Guns

…and by girls, we mean Diane. On today’s show Jill, Diane, and Jon chit-chat about guns on campus and Sarah Palin. News topics include this super-fun caravan of doomsday peeps (hopefully you don’t have big plans for May 21st), a flight attendant getting fired for placing a toddler in the overhead compartment, students being suspended (and in one case expelled) for writing that their teacher was a pedophile rapist on Facebook, a list of “ugly/hot” actors, and Cheaters invades a game of kickball. This week’s Twitter Face Off is between Charlie Sheen and Jill’s conscience.

This week’s featured song is “Young Throats” by Parenthetical Girls.

Episode 46 : Eat Before You Come

Chirp, chirp. Here is the lowdown on Episode 46 : Diane, Jon, and Jill talk Netflixx, sleepover etiquette, Portlandia, and Paula Dean. Diane used to be a little dribbler.

 

Breaking news includes Christina Aguilera being arrested for PI and Texas Woman’s University being under lockdown due to a “shooting threat.” Other topics of discussion include “Baby Gaga” ice cream, the identity of “Mayor Rahm” being revealed (kinda a letdown), a Voodoo sex ceremony causes a fatal fire, the Cragslist Congressman’s other searches, Anonymous hacking the shit out of Westboro Baptist Church, and an anti-gay pastor caught tugging his turkey in a park while children were present.

It is Kim Kardashian Vs. Paris Hiltion on this week’s Twitter Face-Off. Which vixen ends up on top?

Today’s featured song is “Truth” by Alexander. His self-titled debut is out today!! Pick it up on iTunes and Amazon.

You may know him from his other band, Edward Sharpe & the Magnetic Zeros. They just released the 3rd of a 12 part video series called “Salvo!” Check it out below.

[vimeo]http://vimeo.com/20377059[/vimeo]

Their song “Home” was featured in this video

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzRKEv6cHuk[/youtube]

Episode 45 : Keep Calm And Carry On

“Twelve stories high, made of radiation.” On Today’s show, Jon and Jill share memories of early children’s television and then bicker while Diane dusts off her 12 gauge. Topics of discussion include a bill which would allow students to carry guns on college campuses, Rahm Emanuel posting a $2,500 bounty to discover the identity of a twitter imposter, a crime-fighting DNA spray, and a man who finally got that darn knife surgically removed from his head after being stabbed 4 years ago. Other topics include one homophobe’s hypocritical tattoo and what one woman will do if you steal her girl scout cookies.

This week’s featured song is “Smarter” by Eisley. Their next album, “The Valley” will be released March 1st.

Evening Bender : Rubbing Crystals with Ashley Hope

Chelsea and Jon welcome Ashley to the cat studio. Ashley talks about studying to become a celebrant and talks about all things spiritual. Chelsea and Ashley then talk about embarking on a sisterhood journey of enlightenment. Later, we get the awesome Devyn to skype with us. All in all this was a very fun bender and we are so glad we were able to rescue it from the cutting room floor, so to speak.

Episode 44 : The Circus

On today’s show the cast talk about Valentine’s Day, the Grammys, and last Saturday’s art opening at 500x. The cast then get political and anticipate the 2012 election circus. News topics include (and are limited to) this luxury hotel which has been taken over by squatters. Then Jill pits Tila Tequila against Adrianne Curry in this week Twitter Face Off.

The featured song for this week’s episode is “Bhang Bhang, I’m a Burnout” by Dum Dum Girls

Episode 43 : Slash

It’s Secretly Timid Tuesday! To celebrate…how about another double-sized episode? Jon, Jill and Diane open up the episode by talking about vomit and birth control. News stories include last week’s ice-pocalypse and how it affected the Super Bowl, the shaky half-time show, trentasized wine, supermodel Gisele’s foot-in-mouth disease, and animal lover Michael Vick’s new set of keys. Jill also debuts an exciting new segment called “Celebrity Twitter Face-Off.” Jill pits Full House’s Candace Cameron Bure against The Office’s Mindy Kaling.

Today’s featured song is “The Words that Maketh Murder” by PJ Harvey

And as promised, below is the video of radio show host Richard  Hunter confronting Michael Vick.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_Ra0J-V7ZM[/youtube]

Episode 42 : I Summon the Cold of the Arctic Winds

It is Secretly Timid Tuesday and Dallas is frozen. Rather than call in the snow day the cast decided to record via this program called “Skype.” Topics include…um…well…EGYPT, Chik-Fil-A, the Rush Limbaugh/Sen. Leland Yee, Artist Jeff Koons latest performance piece, and Helena Bonham Carter’s fashion. Other topics include Washington University’s decision to cancel Bristol Palin’s speech, Super Bowl craziness, a possible oral sex/cancer link, and this U.S. Map of shame. It’s a snow day! So enjoy this special 2 hour episode. Devyn pops in. Little Andie says ‘hi.’ And Jon got drunk. Don’t judge.

Today’s featured song is “Dirtied Your Knees” by Thrift Store Cowboys

Episode 41 : The Fantastic Four

Although Paul could not get into the box today, we are still the Fantastic 4. Let’s just say that for today’s episode he is playing the part of the “Invisible Woman”. I suppose that would make Danielle “She-Hulk.” Regardless, let us all mourn our fallen hero, The Human Torch. We will miss you, you flaming hero. On today’s show, Jon, Jill, and Diane talk about Cold Stone Creamery jumping on the frozen yogurt bandwagon, a duo in Austin who were arrested for DWI…on a horse, the autism debate, and whether or not promiscuity may be genetic. Later Jon reviews the album, Early in the Morning, by James Vincent McMorrow.

The featured song for today’s episode is “If I Had a Boat” by James Vincent McMorrow

Episode 40 : Trentasize!!

This show is truly a comedy of errors. Paul turns into a robot and is unceremoniously cut off by the Skype Gods.  Jon talks poker/Jill yawns/Diane blinks. The trio sans robot discuss over-sharing in private settings, home school vs. public schooling your children, and Jill’s new big girl bed. News stories include  a college student who paid for his tuition with one dollar bills,  Gucci Mane’s hot new ink, and Starbuck’s new trenta size.

(Post Show Script – Jon unkinked the kinks. It is amazing what 8 bucks and a conversation with the hot guy at Radio Shack can do!)

The featured song for today’s episode is “Dirty Thing” by Telekinesis.

Episode 39 : You Say Potato…

We lost our double D’s ! !

On today’s episode Jon, Jill and Paul (wow all one syllables too) discuss Owen Wilson’s latest role…”Daddy.” The trio also discuss whether or not one killing in Oklahoma was sex play gone terribly wrong or if it was premeditated. Jon gives Jill a guilt trip over twitter and later the cast discuss last week’s tragedy in Tucson.

The featured song is “Good Lies” from The Notwist

The word for today is “Birthday Eloping.” Let’s try to use it in a conversation today.