Episode 123 : Shut It Down

Oh my stars and garters. Y’all….Jon got a new computer and for some reason the mics are now super duper sensitive. We apologize if our quality isn’t quite as up to par  compared to past episodes.

Hot topics this week’s include : the Republican National Convention happened, a disgruntled employee bulldozes his office, a new plague hits Yosemite,  and the Texas State Fair is back…and so is their fried food.

This week’s featured song is Paperback Lover by Karlie Bruce.

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Episode 122 : Sleeping Beauty

Well hello there. It must be Tuesday. On today’s show, Nan gets an incision, Danielle heads to Brooklyn, Jon says pregnant girls are stupid, and Paul’s back!!

Hot Topics include : A Zombie for President?, a toddler fight club ring gets squashed, a California High School is sued over Sex-Ed, and a parent is arrested after accidently leaving her child in the car (and the child dies).

This week’s featured song is Fiya’s Gone by Theressa Anderson. It’s from the album, Street Parade.

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Episode 121 : Who Put the Pussy in the Pussy Pop (clap clap)?

Greetings from the Cat Studio!! On today’s show, the gang (sans Paul) listens to some voicemails from 7th Row Center and Satyr, and answer an email from Dyna Moxie.

Hot Topics include : So, this racist claims his rights were violated when a storeowner told him to leave his store after the racist freaked out when an African-American employee tried to sack his groceries. That was a mouthfull! A Fort-Worth teacher is sentenced to five years in prison after having group sex with her students, A man-sized twelve year old is denied a spot on the pee-wee league due to his size, a woman tattoos her butthole, and Google gives “death benefits” to its employees.

This week’s featured track is “I Wanna Rob a Bank” by Jason Collett. Pre-Order the album, Reckon (available September 25) on his website.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRyzyMMU_R0[/youtube]

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Episode 120 : Dummy Pills

It’s Nina Simone day on Secretly Timid! On this week’s show, Jon can’t pronounce “Ndegoecello,” Nan has a noisy fish whistle, Danielle sneezes, and Paul keeps it classy.

This week’s hot topics include : a woman has fingernails where her hair should be, and these police officers go way too far.

This week’s featured song is “Be My Husband” by Meshell Ndegoecello (featuring Valerie June). You should preorder the album,Pour une ame souveraine (For a sovereign soul) – A dedication to Nina Simone.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9AsRDrNqfSE[/youtube]

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Episode 119 : XX

It’s Secretly Timid Tuesday, y’all, and boy what a show do we have for you. On today’s show, Danielle tells us about meeting her beau’s family for the first time, the crew put the kibosh of the Chick-Fil-A debacle, and the crew finally talk about Project Runway.

This week’s Hot Topics include : a 17 -year old builds an artificial ‘brain’ that can detect breast cancer, a young woman lifts a BMW off her father and saves his life,   and a Children’s Hospital in London has a very awesome rule.

This week’s featured song is “That’s Still Mama” By Cody ChesnuTT. It’s from his soon-to-be-released second full-length album, “Landing on a Hundred.” Check out his Kickstarter campaign. Check out his debut album, The Headphone Masterpiece.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndzSpva1M80[/youtube]

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Episode 118 : Baby Batter

Holy Smokes! It’s Tuesday! On today’s show, the crew reads some emails and talk about faeries.

Hot topics include : Is Chick-Fil-A posing as a young woman on Facebook? Oh, and there is a new theory that a spoonfull of semen may cure pregnant women’s morning sickness. Yum.

This week’s featured song is Run People, Run from the album, Yossis by The Sun Parade.

Episode 117 : Pop It And Go

How funky is your chicken? How funky is your chicken? How loose is your goose? Our goose is TOTALLY loose!

On this week’s show the honorable Paul, Danielle and Jon are joined by Ms. Nan Little Kirkpatrick. Hot topics include : A clever thief escapes capture by running topless, a gunman opens fire at the the Batman screening, Chick-Fil-A is totally anti-gay, and followers of Tony Roberson burn the fuck out of their feet while walking on burning coals.
This week’s featured song is North Side Gal by J.D. McPherson. It’s off his awesome album, Signs & Signifiers.   

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZGn4LncY0g[/youtube]

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Episode 116 : 2 Stars

On Today’s show, the honorable Paul brings Cactus Lime beer, Danielle has a big opening next Saturday, and Jon is no etymologist.

First up, the trio discuss the Walking Dead Season 3 trailer which debuted at SDCC. Check it out below :

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9_lkap-uFA[/youtube]

This week’s hot topics include : A town has a pussy for a mayor, a man drives his car through a mall…naked, another man writes a bomb threat on a job application, a list including people with excessive toll road fines goes public, and a Kentucky man’s last wish goes viral. Check out their website and the video below:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jP-TOI1mO0A[/youtube]

This week’s featured song is “Marianne”  by California Wives.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wF2EtWXJfj8[/youtube]

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Episode 115 : Hipster Chick Shave

Well I hope you are happy. I am covered in whiskey.

On today’s show, Jon gets drunk, Paul is honorable, and Danielle is as dashingly beautiful as ever. The cast answers an email from the fabulous Maria in NYC and Jon rants about birthday gals pinning dollar bills to their chest.

Hot topics include : Brad Pitts momma pens an angry letter, condoms may be mandatory on a porn set near you, a judge orders a drunk driver to write a book report on the bible, and the air sex competition returns!

In unrelated news; the talented and sexy Israel Luna’s latest feature, Kicking Zombie Ass for Jesus, is looking for funding. If you can, please support the production via Kickstarter.

This week’s featured song is Hurricane  by MSMR.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brJozYDT0Ts[/youtube]

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