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Episode 114 : Scientological Apocalypse

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Hidey-HO! One today’s show, Todd Steinberg joins Jon and Danielle for a round table of gelatinous jibbery-do. You may remember Mr. Steinberg for his animated pilot, Don’t Tell My Wife I’m a Cult Leader. Well, he fills us in on where his project is and asks us what our weapon of choice would be in the coming zombie apocalypse. Danielle shoots a video…wherein she is covered in icing and wears a sheep’s mask. Jon isn’t nearly as interesting this week, BUT he did co-host Bitches Be Trippin’ – and Ms. Lala Zigfried is interesting enough for the both of them.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVy4JDMgxoQ[/youtube]

This week’s hot topics include : TomKat calls it quits, a recent SCOTUS ruling has half of the U.S. shaking their fists, and a cop dies during a 3-way, and his widow wins a $3million lawsuit.

This week’s featured song is Bad for Me by Brendan Benson. It is off his album,What Kind of World.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uE1jQu8j_1Y[/youtube]

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Episode 113 : Nightcrawler’s Little Bit

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On this week’s installment of Secretly Timid, Danielle is covered in mosquito bites, Paul gets elected, and Jon stares at Nightcrawler’s package.

Hot topics include: Jerry Sandusky was found guilty, gropers pick the wrong victim, the Octomom releases a “self-pleasure” video, and an elderly woman is bullied on a school bus.

This week’s featured song is  never stop by The Toxic Avenger off the album, Angst.

 

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76vuAxZucWs[/youtube]

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Episode 112: R@p3 Shower

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Welcome to another fine episode of Secretly Timid. Danielle has food poisoning!! Oh NO! But don’t fret, Amanda Preston is in studio…and she brought a friend name J.M.! All that and Paul is back from his week sabbatical!

On today’s show, Jon and J.M. share some embarrassing self-love stories. Jon, J.M. and Amanda share high school stories (they went to the same one), and Paul brought cookies!

Hot topics include : a man in Oregon catches the bubonic plague, and a squid impregnates a Korean woman’s mouth.

P.S.~ Sydnie Montgomery has her own podcast! Check out “Gramblings.” Oh, and Paul had a blast with the fine guys from Mutant-A-Day, and visions of our shows copulating populate our most moist dreams.

This week’s featured song is R.I.P. Burn Face by CocoRosie, off the album, Grey Oceans.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjrOYRArBLk[/youtube]

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Episode 111 : Happy Clam

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On this week’s installment of Secretly Timid, Amanda Preston returns, Danielle’s loins burn, and Jon is all about the grammar.

This week’s hot topics include : hey, why not have your kid’s birthday party at a gun range?, an obese woman’s corpse sets a crematorium on fire, an artist turns his dead cat into a helicopter, and Gwyneth Paltrow pisses off twitter.

This week’s featured song is One Eyed Fool by Girl in A Coma. It’s from their album, Exits & All The Rest.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=je2HSRcRruI[/youtube]

 

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Episode 110 : C and B

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Merry Secretly Timid Tuesday, y’all. On today’s show, Danielle is injured, Jon is angered, and Paul takes photos of his food.

Hot topics include : A walker stabs himself and throws his intestines at the police, another walker eats his roommate’s brain and heart, a porn star walker flees to Europe (update…is arrested in Berlin), and a homeless walker attacks and tries to eat a baby. In non-zombie stories…a girl posts photos of money on facebook and her parents are robbed shortly after.

This week’s featured song is Marathon Runner by Yellow Ostrich, off their album, Strange Land.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4f-LnU67mM[/youtube]

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Episode 109 : Pie Hole

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Hope you all had a great Memorial’s Day! On today’s show, Diane returns, Danielle’s loins burn, and Jon got it at Versace.

Hot Topics include : An Arizonian cat-eating woman is found with 64 animals, a maid in Singapore spikes her bosses coffee with her menstrual blood, a man is ticketed for not using his emergency break after his jeep plunges off a cliff, and a man is shot after he is found eating another man’s face.

This week’s featured song is “Home” by Half Brother. Check out their Tumblr and grab their EP off of Soundcloud!!

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Episode 108 : Call Me Maybe

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On today’s episode of Secretly Timid, Dani is back, Jon is overtly inappropriate, Paul knows how fingers work, and special guest Amanda Preston sings like an angel…but winks like a Devil.

Hot topics include…errr…well….we barely got to the hot topics this week…we were too busy catching up with Danielle!

This week’s featured song is Every Single Night by Fiona Apple from the album, The Idler Wheel Is Wiser Than the Driver of the Screw and Whipping Cords Will Serve You More Than Ropes Will Ever Do . Yep, it’s a mouthfull! The album will be released June 19th. She’s a genius. Buy it.

 

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Episode 107 : No Apologies

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Shhhh! On today’s episode Paul’s husband, Michael, sits in for a busy Dani G while Jon bitches and drinks some super potent Indian Beer.  The trio discuss a variety of topics including : President Obama voices his support for gay marriage, a man stabs his friend after an argument over who was better in bed, Pauly D gets sued, assfucks buy a Trayvon Martin shooting range target, and RIP Maurice Sendak. 

This week’s featured song is La Grande by Laura Gibson.

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Episode 106 : Eat it, Crush it, Blow it

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Hello, dear friends. On today’s show listener Sydnie joins Jon and Paul in the beginning, and Danielle returns for the very end!! Why? Oh, because we were on the latest episode of the Game Night Guys!

On this week’s episode, Jon pimps out podcasts Bitches be Trippin’ and Mutant A Day, Paul  is a guest on 7th Row Center, and Sydnie has aspirations of starting not one, but two podcasts!

Hot Topics include : Meat Glue, Jacob and Bella are top baby names, Hustler wins lawsuit and publishes photo of slain woman, and a woman gets a powdery surprise in her tampon box.

This week’s featured song is Kiss Them For Me by School of Seven Bells. It’s a single. And you should buy it!

 

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Episode 105 : Holocaust Balls

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Ugh oh…Jon’s hungover again. But it’s ok, ’cause Alonso Duralde from the Linoleum Knife podcast (and about a gillion other projects) is on the show! On this week’s episode, Jon’s phone explodes, Paul has a black eye, and Alonso brings some spotted dick.

This week’s Hot Topics include : a jilted lover surgically removes all of her ex’s teeth, a woman kills a man by squeezing his testicles, and for just $30 you can find your new love at a pheromone party!

This week’s featured song is Take It Away by JD Samson and MEN, from Time which will be available May 8th.

Check out their video for “Off Our Backs” below.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGF94Q9J-Pk[/youtube]

A huge special thank you to Alonso Duralde for hanging with us this episode. You much check out his show, Linoleum Knife. We love him and his hubby, Dave White, and their podcast is top notch. You can also check out Alonso’s film reviews over at The Wrap, watch him on What the Flick?!, and read his books, Have Yourself a Movie Little Christmas, and 101 Must-See Movies for Gay Men. Follow him on twitter and find him on Facebook!

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