Episode 66 : Death and Politics

Posted on July 19, 2011 by admin

Â Happy Secretly Timid Tuesday Bois and Ghurls! This one is a little heavy. Jon starts things off by asking Diane and Danielle if they are cart returners or cart leavers (for shame Danielle, for shame!) Then Jon revisits an online discussion with a grammar-challenged bisexual with a penchant for typing in run-on sentences mumbo jumbo which leads to a delightful conversations on whether or not bisexuals are widely represented in popular culture it really hurts me to not place a period here or at least a comma but Diane you know she mentions Olivia Wilde’s bisexual character on House and Jon totally forgets John Barrowman’s lead character Captain Jack Harkness on Torchwood.

Later, Diane campaigns to get Kristin and Dannielle from Everyone is Gay to agree to a Secretly Timid interview.

Hot Topics include : a Garden Grove, Calif woman drugs her husband and proceeds to cut off his penis,Â a woman from Oklahoma attacks a woman who resembles Casey Anthony, a Muslim hate-crime victim asks a Tx court to spare the life of his attacker, and Rupert Murdoch apologizes.

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This week’s featured song is “Human Condition” by Jhameel. Don’t forget to download his album for free!!

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Episode 65 : Enema or Douche?

Posted on July 12, 2011 by admin

Good Grief! On today’s show the cast jazz about Big Brother, the Casey Anthony trial, DADT and a tragic accident at Ranger’s Stadium. This week’s hot topics include : a 16 lb baby was born in Texas, Â gonorrhea goes hardcore, Albertson’s nixes its self-checkout lane, a woman faces 93 days in jail because of her garden, and another woman dies after having sex with a dog.

This week’s featured song is “Electrified” by Ben Sollee

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Episode 64 : ‘Merica Hurrah

Posted on July 5, 2011 by admin

STELLA!!!!

On today’s show a lawyer kills a gator, animals get crunk, a 74 yr old woman kisses anti-gay preacher at pride, Fox News gets hacked, a motorcyclist dies at a rally protesting helmet laws, and a Floridiot hits the bong while driving….with a brood of children in the backseat.

This week’s featured song is “Rye Whiskey” by Punch Brothers

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Episode 63 : Wrap It Up . . .

Posted on June 28, 2011 by admin

Greetings. Jon and the Double D’s are in the cat studio. At the top of the show the trio discuss Diane’s second place marathon finish and Jon’s second place finish in a poker tournament. News stories include : Florida teens may sext without fear of becoming felons, a Plano teacher claims not all “sex with student” stories are equal, a porta-potty peeping tom is caught, new apps allow for covert recording, a woman dies at her own funeral, a fired IT guy gets revenge, live bullets are used in a wild west show, and the TSA sinks to new lows. Later, Jon discusses his disgust with Dr. Phil (much to Diane’s chagrin.)

This week’s featured song is “Witches and Snowmen” (a Snailhouse cover) Â by Maritime

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Episode 62 : Saddle Up!

Posted on June 21, 2011 by admin

What a difference a day makes. On this week’s episode Diane is in bandages, Danielle wrecks her car, Jon contemplates makeup, and Paul facebooks. Hot Topics include : a woman drives into a swamp (because the GPS told her to), a study finds that homophobic men are aroused by gay porn, another study reveals what people believe makes one a good husband/wife, a Portland man urinates in the cities water reservoir (and costs the city $33K to drain), Â a Bald Eagle drops a baby deer on a power line causing one hell of a blackout, aÂ NY Times interactive graph will tell you how many other households are like yours, and a Florida based performance artist hugs his father for 24hrs in the name of art…or something.

This week’s featured song is “Credit Card Babie$” by MEN.

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Episode 61 : Basically Amazing

Posted on June 14, 2011 by admin

On this week’s show, Diane talks PhotoMojo, Jon talks Weiner, Danielle dances again, and Paul is planning a party. This week’s news blabber includes : one girl’s sweet sixteen is crashed by 1500 uninvited guests, roads closed in Georgia so that the zombies may walk, a California treasure hunter vows to find Bin Laden, Harold Camping suffers a stroke, a contortionist thief gets caught in Spain, and a Floridiot shoots her boyfriend through the heart…and are still together.

This week’s song is “Baby it’s your Life” by John Gold.

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Episode 60 : Johnson’s Attack Cock

Posted on June 7, 2011 by admin

If it’s Tuesday, it’s Secretly Timid. Diane talks crossover, Jon plays with his hair, Danielle dances, and Paul makes a great zombie. In the news today : one town’sÂ aggravatedÂ cock, a call for a ban onÂ circumcision gainingÂ momentum, a boy sells a kidney for an iPad, and a Florida man kills two and avoids jail by paying restitution.