Episode 69 : Foul Monkey

Happy Secretly Timid Tuesday folks! Jon, Paul and Danielle welcome special guest Jeremy Prince to the cat studio. The quartet catch up with Diane who is currently Between * Here & Cool, and then dive right into some hot topics. This week’s hot topics include : a new drug can kill any viral infection, a jet blue passenger urinates on a young girl, a FaceBook petition asks Bert and Ernie to make it official, the more educated you are = you spend more for booze, and some pet lovers push to allow their pets on restaurant patios while a new law gives diners a “buffer zone” from beggers.  Other topics include Project Runway, the Iowa straw poll, Rick Perry, and Texas Legislation.

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This week’s featured song is “Old Habits” by Hot Bodies in Motion. Pick up their album, Old Habits on iTunes!

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Secretly Timid Quickie : Catching Up with Cool

As in life…sometimes 69 doesn’t turn out the way we expect. A meteor crashed into the cat studio and Episode 69 was damaged in the fire. Some audio clippings were salvaged. Among the found clippings is this conversation with Diane, who is currently Between Here & Cool. Some shorter clips were also saved and will be posted here via our SoundCloud account. Follow Diane’s journey via Between * Here & Cool and prepare yourself for next week’s episode 69!

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Episode 68 : Prankin’ That Ass

The cast kick it old school on Episode 68. First up, the crew check in on the injured Paul and talk about the iPhone game “Shadow Cities.” Jon, Diane, and Danielle then proceed to prank call fellow podcasts The Game Night Guys, Foul Monkeys, The Uncanny X-Cast and the web show, Drunk Dial. Hot Topics include : hot dogs give you butt cancer, dangly truck testicles get a woman in trouble, healthier happy meals are on the way, and a motorcyclist hurls through van window and lands in the backseat. Later, Diane discusses her upcoming cross-country adventure, “Between Here and Cool.” It’s her dissertation…and she will be gone for 3 weeks. You can follow her travels by following her blog, “Between Here and Cool.” We’ll be checking in on her adventures on the show as well.

This week’s featured song is “Santa Fe” by Beirut.  Their album, Rip Tide, is in stores now.

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Episode 67 : Side Part or Comb Over?

We have a lot of cover to ground, y’all. On this week’s show Jon teases Diane, Danielle dyes her hair, and Paul misses his gray. Hot topics include : The Debt ceiling, Amy Winehouse, The terrorist attack in Norway, a Texas mother inches closer to creating her dead son’s baby, a study which shows politicians share traits with serial killers, a patient turns off roommies life support because it kept him a wake, could the ‘no kill’ movement lead to cat hoarding?, and New Zealand introduces ban on weird baby names.

This week’s featured song is Phonetics by Reptar. We love them. You should too.

We featured their track “Stuck in my Id” a few shows back. Check it out below :

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And check out this nifty interview!

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Episode 66 : Death and Politics

 Happy Secretly Timid Tuesday Bois and Ghurls! This one is a little heavy. Jon starts things off by asking Diane and Danielle if they are cart returners or cart leavers (for shame Danielle, for shame!) Then Jon revisits an online discussion with a grammar-challenged bisexual with a penchant for typing in run-on sentences mumbo jumbo which leads to a delightful conversations on whether or not bisexuals are widely represented in popular culture it really hurts me to not place a period here or at least a comma but Diane you know she mentions Olivia Wilde’s bisexual character on House and Jon totally forgets John Barrowman’s lead character Captain Jack Harkness on Torchwood.

Later, Diane campaigns to get Kristin and Dannielle from Everyone is Gay to agree to a Secretly Timid interview.

Hot Topics include : a Garden Grove, Calif woman drugs her husband and proceeds to cut off his penis, a woman from Oklahoma attacks a woman who resembles Casey Anthony, a Muslim hate-crime victim asks a Tx court to spare the life of his attacker, and Rupert Murdoch apologizes.

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This week’s featured song is “Human Condition” by Jhameel. Don’t forget to download his album for free!!

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Episode 65 : Enema or Douche?

 

Good Grief! On today’s show the cast jazz about Big Brother, the Casey Anthony trial, DADT and a tragic accident at Ranger’s Stadium. This week’s hot topics include : a 16 lb baby was born in Texas,  gonorrhea goes hardcore, Albertson’s nixes its self-checkout lane, a woman faces 93 days in jail because of her garden, and another woman dies after having sex with a dog.

This week’s featured song is “Electrified” by Ben Sollee

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Episode 64 : ‘Merica Hurrah

STELLA!!!!

On today’s show a lawyer kills a gator, animals get crunk, a 74 yr old woman kisses anti-gay preacher at pride, Fox News gets hacked, a motorcyclist dies at a rally protesting helmet laws, and a Floridiot hits the bong while driving….with a brood of children in the backseat.

This week’s featured song is “Rye Whiskey” by Punch Brothers

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Episode 63 : Wrap It Up . . .

Greetings. Jon and the Double D’s are in the cat studio. At the top of the show the trio discuss Diane’s second place marathon finish and Jon’s second place finish in a poker tournament. News stories include : Florida teens may sext without fear of becoming felons, a Plano teacher claims not all “sex with student” stories are equal, a porta-potty peeping tom is caught, new apps allow for covert recording, a woman dies at her own funeral, a fired IT guy gets revenge, live bullets are used in a wild west show, and the TSA sinks to new lows. Later, Jon discusses his disgust with Dr. Phil (much to Diane’s chagrin.)

 

This week’s featured song is “Witches and Snowmen” (a Snailhouse cover)  by Maritime

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Episode 62 : Saddle Up!

What a difference a day makes. On this week’s episode Diane is in bandages, Danielle wrecks her car, Jon contemplates makeup, and Paul facebooks. Hot Topics include : a woman drives into a swamp (because the GPS told her to), a study finds that homophobic men are aroused by gay porn, another study reveals what people believe makes one a good husband/wife, a Portland man urinates in the cities water reservoir (and costs the city $33K to drain),  a Bald Eagle drops a baby deer on a power line causing one hell of a blackout, a NY Times interactive graph will tell you how many other households are like yours, and a Florida based performance artist hugs his father for 24hrs in the name of art…or something.

This week’s featured song is “Credit Card Babie$” by MEN.

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Episode 61 : Basically Amazing

On this week’s show, Diane talks PhotoMojo, Jon talks Weiner, Danielle dances again, and Paul is planning a party. This week’s news blabber includes : one girl’s sweet sixteen is crashed by 1500 uninvited guests, roads closed in Georgia so that the zombies may walk, a California treasure hunter vows to find Bin Laden, Harold Camping suffers a stroke, a contortionist thief gets caught in Spain, and a Floridiot shoots her boyfriend through the heart…and are still together.

This week’s song is “Baby it’s your Life” by John Gold.