Episode 74 : Sausage Toxin

Mmmm. Sausage. On today’s show Diane is late, Danielle wears skinny jeans, and Paul showers at the gym. Hot topics include : A woman takes DIY to the extreme and injects hot beef fat into her face (and dies), Sarah Palin becomes 10x more interesting, Bioethics bets Michelle Bachmann $10K that she is wrong about the HPV vac, glow in the dark cats fight AIDS, the family of a hate crime victim oppose the death penalty in the case, and Australia allows third gender on their passports.This week’s featured song is “Cement Slippers” by Dengue Fever. Check them out at the Fun Fun Fun Fest in Austin November 6th!

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=empmNg7lCcA[/youtube]

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Episode 73 : Stalking A Vampire

Good Day to you, kind sir. It’s still blistering hot in Big D, lucky for us we have our double D’s (Diane and Danielle) to cool us off! On this week’s show Paul stalks a vampire, Danielle plays You Don’t Know Jack, Jon swears to never again say, “retarded,” and Diane leaves early. Hot topics include: An Angry Birds theme park opens in China, a bank robber posts incriminating photos on FaceBook, a woman calls her ex 65,000 times. a Swedish Elk loves getting fucked up, Serena Williams is up to her old tricks, and a Floridian vampire bites an elderly homeless man in the face.

This week’s featured song is “Polish Girl” by Neon Indian. Neon Indian’s latest album, Era Extraña, is out today! He is set to perform in Dallas at the beautiful Granada Theater Sept. 24th.

 

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Episode 72 : Drinking The Kool-Aid

Umm, yeah, hi, on today’s show, Jon doesn’t know how to make Kool-Aid, Danielle’s work is in a gallery, and Jill wear’s flowers in her hair. Hot Topics include Dancing with the Stars, a man arrested for having sex with neighbors pool raft, virgins get in free to a festival in China, a Canadian pot-brownie mix-up leads to a barrel of laughs, and prosecutors seek new trial in the killing of Lawrence King.

This week’s featured song is “Anna Sun,” by Walk The Moon. *****On The Show Jon said that Walk The Moon would play w/The Kaiser Chiefs at The House Of Blues in Dallas Sept. 20th. Kaiser Chiefs rescheduled that show for a later date.

But have no fear! The sexy band that is Walk The Moon will play with Fitz and Tantrums at the House of Blues October 26th, 2011. Rejoice!!

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eW7f54tVRmQ[/youtube]

 

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Episode 71 : Touch A Butt’n

On today’s show the crew (minus Diane) discuss the VMA’s, Don’t Be Afraid Of The Dark, and Jon shows Danielle a vagina diagram. Later, Jon rants about Bravo’s Most Eligible Dallas, celebs thanking Jesus and Vanessa Hudgens. Hot Topics include : Hurricane Irene brings sharks to the streets, Big Brother contestant receives death threats, bull semen closes down a highway, man steals an $800 sex toy, Indiana GOP claims he only wanted to talk baseball with the teen he met on CraigsList, GOP senator from Puerto Rico resigns following a Grindr scandal, and a boy dies after his parents deny him water as punishment.

This week’s featured song is “Caroline” by the Modern Tapes.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLZnwS0aQbk[/youtube]

Secretly Timid Quickie : Politicking

In this special quickie Jeremy Prince shares his twit-off with “Top Conservative on Twitter,” Mark R. Mathews. Later, the group talks politics and Danielle drops the Kim Kardashian bomb.

A Secretly Timid Interview : Don’t Tell My Wife I’m A Cult Leader / Gray, The New Black

Jon and Danielle welcome creator Todd Steinberg and artist Matt Rox from the the soon to be hit program, Don’t Tell My Wife I’m a Cult Leader, and curator (and fellow artist) for the Kessler Sept. 3 show, Misty Amber Moore into the cat studio for a car horn-side chat.

Misty, Todd, and Matt

Later, Gray, the New Black discuss how the band was formed and their musical influences. They also perform a brand new song called, “Ringtones and Royalties” before hitting the road for Austin where they will be performing at the Flamingo Cantina August 25th.

Johnn, Mike, and Alan. AKA, Gray, the New Black

You can see the band, the premier of Don’t Tell My Wife I’m a Cult Leader, and meet everyone you heard on this show Saturday, September 3rd at the Kessler Theater. Did we mention that it was free???

Head over to the Angelika Sept 23rd for a screening of Don’t Tell My Wife I’m a Cult Leader at the Dallas Video Fest!!

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVy4JDMgxoQ[/youtube]

Music featured on this episode includes the theme music for Don’t Tell My Wife I’m a Cult Leader performed by Andy Sperandeo,  and “Ringtones and Royalties” and “Counting the Holes in my Heart” by Gray, The New Black.

 

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Episode 70 : Back to School Special

Jeremy Prince returns for another special episode of Secretly Timid. On today’s show the crew check in on Diane, Danielle gets accepted to Contemporary Ballet Dallas, and in irony news : Jon’s vampy high school bully makes a video for It Get’s Better. Hot Topics include : mayor for a day declares “Justin Beiber Way,” Kentucky man goes in for a circumcision and goes out minus a penis, a bridal shop refuses to sell a wedding dress to a lesbian, a Texas man attacks woman and claims to be a vampire, and the Japanese return 78 million in cash after quake.

This week’s featured song is “Poets and Philosophers” by Gray, the New Black.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5tsf4V2MSA[/youtube]

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Episode 69 : Foul Monkey

Happy Secretly Timid Tuesday folks! Jon, Paul and Danielle welcome special guest Jeremy Prince to the cat studio. The quartet catch up with Diane who is currently Between * Here & Cool, and then dive right into some hot topics. This week’s hot topics include : a new drug can kill any viral infection, a jet blue passenger urinates on a young girl, a FaceBook petition asks Bert and Ernie to make it official, the more educated you are = you spend more for booze, and some pet lovers push to allow their pets on restaurant patios while a new law gives diners a “buffer zone” from beggers.  Other topics include Project Runway, the Iowa straw poll, Rick Perry, and Texas Legislation.

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This week’s featured song is “Old Habits” by Hot Bodies in Motion. Pick up their album, Old Habits on iTunes!

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbczNafHrhE[/youtube]

 

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Secretly Timid Quickie : Catching Up with Cool

As in life…sometimes 69 doesn’t turn out the way we expect. A meteor crashed into the cat studio and Episode 69 was damaged in the fire. Some audio clippings were salvaged. Among the found clippings is this conversation with Diane, who is currently Between Here & Cool. Some shorter clips were also saved and will be posted here via our SoundCloud account. Follow Diane’s journey via Between * Here & Cool and prepare yourself for next week’s episode 69!

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Episode 68 : Prankin’ That Ass

The cast kick it old school on Episode 68. First up, the crew check in on the injured Paul and talk about the iPhone game “Shadow Cities.” Jon, Diane, and Danielle then proceed to prank call fellow podcasts The Game Night Guys, Foul Monkeys, The Uncanny X-Cast and the web show, Drunk Dial. Hot Topics include : hot dogs give you butt cancer, dangly truck testicles get a woman in trouble, healthier happy meals are on the way, and a motorcyclist hurls through van window and lands in the backseat. Later, Diane discusses her upcoming cross-country adventure, “Between Here and Cool.” It’s her dissertation…and she will be gone for 3 weeks. You can follow her travels by following her blog, “Between Here and Cool.” We’ll be checking in on her adventures on the show as well.

This week’s featured song is “Santa Fe” by Beirut.  Their album, Rip Tide, is in stores now.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rS1FigMwtQ[/youtube]