Episode 77 : Occupy * FingerBlast

Posted on October 11, 2011 by admin

Good day, my fine, fine friends. On today’s show Jon shares his 4-point plan to winning the PodCast Awards general category. Then the crew calls up friend of the show (and editor of Carve Magazine) Matthew Limpede who shares his experience at Occupy Dallas.

This week’s Hot Topics include : a study shows that oral sex may be the leading cause of throat cancer, Â MD’s get cranky on whether Phd’s deserve the title, “Doctor,”Â a burglar’s tip to police leads to a child porn bu st, an Italian man gouges out his own eyes at mass, a breast implant saves lives, and an Ex-Model who ate her husband says that she “is not a monster.”

*Special note : This recording (and all recordings) are recorded on Monday. This week City Hall announced a deadline for the Occupy Dallas demonstrators to abandon their demonstration or face possible incarceration. They were also informed that they could be raided by police who will be searching for drugs. Last night the Occupy Boston demonstrators were raided by police. We hope our friends at the Occupy Dallas movement are safe and that what happened in Boston does not happen in our city.

This week’s featured song is “Fire” by Yael Meyer. Her album, Everything will be Alright, will be released November 15th.

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Voting for the PodCast Awards begins tomorrow, October 12th. It would be awesome if you would head over to the PodCast Awards and vote for Secretly Timid. You can vote once every day.

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Episode 76 : Window to the Soul

Posted on October 4, 2011 by admin

Now THAT is a flower. On today’s show Jon takes a teen to school, Diane steals a dog, Paul’s tire blows out and Matt Rox (from Don’t Tell My Wife I’m a Cult Leader) is our special guest co-host. The quartet discuss vaginal performance art, Occupy Dallas, and Judaism/Catholicism. Jon also doodles:

Hot Topics include : A plane gets stuck in a ferris wheel, a Starbuck’s barista writes “Bitch” on a customer’s cup, broken penis syndrome is karma for cheating husbands, drunk man steals an ambulance and crashes, and (to update a previous story) a young boy who lost his father to a tragic accident throws the first pitch at a Rangers game.

Thanks again to Matt Rox for hanging out with us. If you have yet to see the pilot episode of “Don’t Tell My Wife I’m a Cult Leader,” get your ass to the Kessler Theater October 15th!

This week’s featured song is “Boyfriend” by Best Coast.

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Episode 75 : Pederasty

Posted on September 27, 2011 by admin

Good Day! On today’s show Danielle sees Neon Indian, Paul hack’s Jon’s wifi, and Diane looks pretty. Hot Topics include : A Brazilian man has snakes and turtles in his pants, a man chronicles his sexual escapades with a dolphin, an Alabaman town offers offenders a choice : church or jail, judge orders Casey Anthony to pay double the cost of the investigation, a child brings a crack pipe to show-and-tell, and a UPenn professor was a no-show on the first day of class…because he passed away 5 months earlier. Other topics include Survivor and the Amazing Race…and the difference between “white” and “white-white.” Oh, and Jon rants about a past English Professor.

This week’s featured music is “4 Minute Mile” by Bell X1.

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We want so badly to be nominated for the Podcast Awards. It would mean the world to us if you could take a minute and go toÂ www.podcastawards.comÂ and nominate us under the â€œgeneralâ€ category. Our url is www.secretlytimid.com. Do it and we will love you forever.

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Episode 74 : Sausage Toxin

Posted on September 20, 2011 by admin

Mmmm. Sausage. On today’s show Diane is late, Danielle wears skinny jeans, and Paul showers at the gym. Hot topics include : A woman takes DIY to the extreme and injects hot beef fat into her face (and dies), Sarah Palin becomes 10x more interesting, Bioethics bets Michelle Bachmann $10K that she is wrong about the HPV vac, glow in the dark cats fight AIDS, the family of a hate crime victim oppose the death penalty in the case, and Australia allows third gender on their passports.This week’s featured song is “Cement Slippers” by Dengue Fever. Check them out at the Fun Fun Fun Fest in Austin November 6th!

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Episode 73 : Stalking A Vampire

Posted on September 13, 2011 by admin

Good Day to you, kind sir. It’s still blistering hot in Big D, lucky for us we have our double D’s (Diane and Danielle) to cool us off! On this week’s show Paul stalks a vampire, Danielle plays You Don’t Know Jack,Â Jon swears to never again say, “retarded,” and Diane leaves early. Hot topics include: An Angry Birds theme park opens in China, a bank robber posts incriminating photos on FaceBook, a woman calls her ex 65,000 times. a Swedish Elk loves getting fucked up, Serena Williams is up to her old tricks, and a Floridian vampire bites an elderly homeless man in the face.

This week’s featured song is “Polish Girl” by Neon Indian. Neon Indian’s latest album, Era ExtraÃ±a, is out today! He is set to perform in Dallas at the beautiful Granada Theater Sept. 24th.

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Episode 72 : Drinking The Kool-Aid

Posted on September 6, 2011 by admin

Umm, yeah, hi, on today’s show, Jon doesn’t know how to make Kool-Aid, Danielle’s work is in a gallery, and Jill wear’s flowers in her hair. Hot Topics include Dancing with the Stars, a man arrested for having sex with neighbors pool raft, virgins get in free to a festival in China, a Canadian pot-brownie mix-up leads to a barrel of laughs, andÂ prosecutorsÂ seek new trial in the killing of Lawrence King.

This week’s featured song is “Anna Sun,” by Walk The Moon. *****On The Show Jon said that Walk The Moon would play w/The Kaiser Chiefs at The House Of Blues in Dallas Sept. 20th. Kaiser Chiefs rescheduled that show for a later date.

But have no fear! The sexy band that is Walk The Moon will play with Fitz and Tantrums at the House of Blues October 26th, 2011. Rejoice!!

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Episode 71 : Touch A Butt’n

Posted on August 30, 2011 by admin

On today’s show the crew (minus Diane) discuss the VMA’s, Don’t Be Afraid Of The Dark, and Jon shows Danielle a vagina diagram. Later, Jon rants about Bravo’s Most Eligible Dallas,Â celebs thanking Jesus and Vanessa Hudgens. Hot Topics include : Hurricane Irene brings sharks to the streets, Big Brother contestantÂ receivesÂ death threats, bull semen closes down a highway, man steals an $800 sex toy, Indiana GOP claims he only wanted to talk baseball with the teen he met on CraigsList, GOP senator from Puerto Rico resigns following a Grindr scandal, and a boy dies after his parents deny him water as punishment.

This week’s featured song is “Caroline” by the Modern Tapes.

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Secretly Timid Quickie : Politicking

Posted on August 27, 2011 by admin

In this special quickie Jeremy Prince shares his twit-off with “Top Conservative on Twitter,” Mark R. Mathews. Later, the group talks politics and Danielle drops the Kim Kardashian bomb.

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A Secretly Timid Interview : Don’t Tell My Wife I’m A Cult Leader / Gray, The New Black

Posted on August 25, 2011 by admin

Jon and Danielle welcome creator Todd Steinberg and artist Matt Rox from theÂ the soon to be hit program, Don’t Tell My Wife I’m a Cult Leader, and curator (and fellow artist) for the Kessler Sept. 3 show, Misty Amber MooreÂ into the cat studio for a car horn-side chat.

Misty, Todd, and Matt

Later, Gray, the New Black discuss how the band was formed and their musical influences. They also perform a brand new song called, “Ringtones and Royalties” before hitting the road for Austin where they will be performing at the Flamingo Cantina August 25th.

Johnn, Mike, and Alan. AKA, Gray, the New Black

You can see the band, the premier of Don’t Tell My Wife I’m a Cult Leader, and meet everyone you heard on this show Saturday, September 3rd at the Kessler Theater. Did we mention that it was free???

Head over to the Angelika Sept 23rd for a screening of Don’t Tell My Wife I’m a Cult Leader at the Dallas Video Fest!!

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Music featured on this episode includes the theme music for Don’t Tell My Wife I’m a Cult Leader performed by Andy Sperandeo,Â Â and “Ringtones and Royalties” and “Counting the Holes in my Heart” by Gray, The New Black.