Episode 108 : Call Me Maybe

On today’s episode of Secretly Timid, Dani is back, Jon is overtly inappropriate, Paul knows how fingers work, and special guest Amanda Preston sings like an angel…but winks like a Devil.

Hot topics include…errr…well….we barely got to the hot topics this week…we were too busy catching up with Danielle!

This week’s featured song is Every Single Night by Fiona Apple from the album, The Idler Wheel Is Wiser Than the Driver of the Screw and Whipping Cords Will Serve You More Than Ropes Will Ever Do . Yep, it’s a mouthfull! The album will be released June 19th. She’s a genius. Buy it.

 

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Episode 107 : No Apologies

Shhhh! On today’s episode Paul’s husband, Michael, sits in for a busy Dani G while Jon bitches and drinks some super potent Indian Beer.  The trio discuss a variety of topics including : President Obama voices his support for gay marriage, a man stabs his friend after an argument over who was better in bed, Pauly D gets sued, assfucks buy a Trayvon Martin shooting range target, and RIP Maurice Sendak. 

This week’s featured song is La Grande by Laura Gibson.

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Episode 106 : Eat it, Crush it, Blow it

Hello, dear friends. On today’s show listener Sydnie joins Jon and Paul in the beginning, and Danielle returns for the very end!! Why? Oh, because we were on the latest episode of the Game Night Guys!

On this week’s episode, Jon pimps out podcasts Bitches be Trippin’ and Mutant A Day, Paul  is a guest on 7th Row Center, and Sydnie has aspirations of starting not one, but two podcasts!

Hot Topics include : Meat Glue, Jacob and Bella are top baby names, Hustler wins lawsuit and publishes photo of slain woman, and a woman gets a powdery surprise in her tampon box.

This week’s featured song is Kiss Them For Me by School of Seven Bells. It’s a single. And you should buy it!

 

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Episode 105 : Holocaust Balls

Ugh oh…Jon’s hungover again. But it’s ok, ’cause Alonso Duralde from the Linoleum Knife podcast (and about a gillion other projects) is on the show! On this week’s episode, Jon’s phone explodes, Paul has a black eye, and Alonso brings some spotted dick.

This week’s Hot Topics include : a jilted lover surgically removes all of her ex’s teeth, a woman kills a man by squeezing his testicles, and for just $30 you can find your new love at a pheromone party!

This week’s featured song is Take It Away by JD Samson and MEN, from Time which will be available May 8th.

Check out their video for “Off Our Backs” below.

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A huge special thank you to Alonso Duralde for hanging with us this episode. You much check out his show, Linoleum Knife. We love him and his hubby, Dave White, and their podcast is top notch. You can also check out Alonso’s film reviews over at The Wrap, watch him on What the Flick?!, and read his books, Have Yourself a Movie Little Christmas, and 101 Must-See Movies for Gay Men. Follow him on twitter and find him on Facebook!

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Episode 104 : Pot Ledom

On this week’s episode of Secretly Timid, the crew drink mimosas, Danielle curates an art show, Jon is sad at work, and Paul love the B in Apt. 23.

This week’s hot topics include : new contacts give you supervision, a flight’s landing is aborted because the pilot was texting, a women on a business trip injures herself during sex and is awarded worker’s comp, and Tyra Banks fires Mr. Jay, Ms. Jay, and Nigel Barker.

This week’s featured song is “When I Was Young,” by Nada Surf, from their album, The Stars Are Indifferent To Astronomy.

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Episode 103 : Danielle’s Glittery P

Oh dear. She went there.

On this week’s show Jon is hungover, Paul is huge, and Danielle has a glittery….well. Jon then retracts his support of KONY2012, supports Human Rights Watch, and puts letter writer Martin on blast. (Is that the phrase?)

Hot topics include : A Texas nudie maid service causes a stir, an intruder drinks champagne/takes a shower/is arrested, Snackman is New York’s newest superhero, a recent study finds that the more Wal-Marts per county = more possible hate groups, and you can check out how your location ranks in zombie preparedness.

This week’s featured music is “I’ll Be O.K” by Justin Levinson and the Valcours. It is off their album,This Side of Me, This Side of You . Jon’s review of the album will be posted later this week.

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Episode 102 : P.A.s and Potatoes

Greetings! We hope you all had a great Easter!

On this week’s episode of Secretly Timid Danielle, Paul, and Jon are joined by writer/critic Dave White from the Linoleum Knife podcast. Dave shares some L.A. stories (especially that one in which an arsonist blew up not only his car…but also his husband’s (Hi Alonso!)) and lets rip some profanity. Diane chimes in with another Between Here and Cool segment and Paul’s ears are molested by some surround sound porno music.

Hot topics include : a new app takes creepy to a whole new level, and a vicar is hospitalized with a potato up his bottom. Wonder how it got there…

We would be horrid people if we did not give a very special thank you to Dave White for hanging out. You should also subscribe to the Linoleum Knife Podcast, check out his movie reviews at movies.com, and listen to his short stories on KCRW’s Unfictional (search for Dave White). You should also buy his book, Exile in Guyville: How a Punk Rock Redneck Faggot Texan Moved to West Hollywood and Refused to Be Shiny and Happy.

This week’s featured song is “Killing Time” by Ducky off her EP, Killing Time/your Ever After.

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Episode 101 : Mustaches, Beers, and Brazilians

This episode was so much fun that I cannot remember what we talked about!!! April fools. :/ But it was super, duperly fun!

On today’s episode Paul, Jon, and Danielle rap over Stella Artois. They also talk about porn,  personal grooming, and play with mustaches courtesy of The Game Night Guys. Oh, and the trio visit with Diane in a special Between Here and Cool segment. OH, and the cast talk about America’s Next Top Model for 5 minutes.

Hot topics include : The OctoMom is on welfare, a woman claims McDonald’s drove her to prostitution,  a writer for Esquire asks women to brush up on their bedroom skills, and later the trio talk a bit more about the Trayvon Martin case.

This week’s featured song is “Secret VHS Collection” by Total Slacker. It’s from their album, Thrashin [Explicit] !

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Episode 100 : Mayonnaise

We made it to 100!!! On this milestone episode, the cast gets drunk, Paul bakes some cakes, and Jon turns 31. The double D’s (Diane and Danielle) set the Walking Dead clock for 5 mins, and later Jon also plugs some great new podcasts including : Bitches be Trippin’ and Talking with Erik and Dave. Check ’em out!

Hot Topics include : Koney 2012 and Trayvon Martin case.

This week’s featured song is “Everything I Ever Had” from the album You, Anniversary
by Lindsay Fuller.

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Episode 99.5 : Hiatus Week

It’s hiatus week!!! But we just couldn’t go a week without putting something out for you all! So this episode is a chance for us to say a very heartfelt thank you to you! We also added a little pre-show chat from last year that you may not have heard. We can’t wait to record eps. 100 next week and can’t wait to taste Paul’s cake. Thanks so much for supporting us. You make us feel like we are home.

This week’s featured track is a classic. “Reeling” by P J Harvey. You can pick the track up on her album, 4 track demos.

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