Episode 104 : Pot Ledom

Posted on April 24, 2012 by admin

On this week’s episode of Secretly Timid, the crew drink mimosas, Danielle curates an art show, Jon is sad at work, and Paul love the B in Apt. 23.

This week’s hot topics include : new contacts give you supervision, a flight’s landing is aborted because the pilot was texting, a women on a business trip injures herself during sex and is awarded worker’s comp, and Tyra Banks fires Mr. Jay, Ms. Jay, and Nigel Barker.

This week’s featured song is “When I Was Young,” by Nada Surf, from their album,Â The Stars Are Indifferent To Astronomy.

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Episode 103 : Danielle’s Glittery P

Posted on April 17, 2012 by admin

Oh dear. She went there.

On this week’s show Jon is hungover, Paul is huge, and Danielle has a glittery….well. Jon then retracts his support of KONY2012, supports Human Rights Watch, and puts letter writer Martin on blast. (Is that the phrase?)

Hot topics include : A Texas nudie maid service causes a stir, an intruder drinks champagne/takes a shower/is arrested, Snackman is New York’s newest superhero, a recent study finds that the more Wal-Marts per county = more possible hate groups, and you can check out how your location ranks in zombieÂ preparedness.

This week’s featured music is “I’ll Be O.K” by Justin Levinson and the Valcours. It is off their album,This Side of Me, This Side of YouÂ . Jon’s review of the album will be posted later this week.

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Episode 102 : P.A.s and Potatoes

Posted on April 10, 2012 by admin

Greetings! We hope you all had a great Easter!

On this week’s episode of Secretly Timid Danielle, Paul, and Jon are joined by writer/critic Dave White from the Linoleum Knife podcast. Dave shares some L.A. stories (especially that one in which an arsonist blew up not only his car…but also his husband’s (Hi Alonso!)) and lets rip some profanity. Diane chimes in with another Between Here and Cool segment and Paul’s ears are molested by some surround sound porno music.

Hot topics include : a new app takes creepy to a whole new level, and a vicar isÂ hospitalizedÂ with a potato up his bottom. Wonder how it got there…

We would be horrid people if we did not give a very special thank you to Dave White for hanging out.Â You should also subscribe to theÂ Linoleum Knife Podcast, check out his movie reviews atÂ movies.com, and listen to his short stories onÂ KCRW’s UnfictionalÂ (search for Dave White).Â You should also buy his book, Exile in Guyville: How a Punk Rock Redneck Faggot Texan Moved to West Hollywood and Refused to Be Shiny and Happy.

This week’s featured song is “Killing Time” by Ducky off her EP, Killing Time/your Ever After.

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Episode 101 : Mustaches, Beers, and Brazilians

Posted on April 3, 2012 by admin

This episode was so much fun that I cannot remember what we talked about!!! April fools. :/ But it was super, duperly fun!

On today’s episode Paul, Jon, and Danielle rap over Stella Artois. They also talk about porn, Â personal grooming, and play with mustaches courtesy of The Game Night Guys. Oh, and the trio visit with Diane in a special Between Here and CoolÂ segment. OH, and the cast talk about America’s Next Top Model for 5 minutes.

Hot topics include : The OctoMom is on welfare, a woman claimsÂ McDonald’sÂ drove her to prostitution, Â a writer for Esquire asks women to brush up on their bedroom skills, and later the trio talk a bit more about the Trayvon Martin case.

This week’s featured song is “Secret VHS Collection” by Total Slacker. It’sÂ from their album, Thrashin [Explicit]Â !

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Episode 100 : Mayonnaise

Posted on March 27, 2012 by admin

We made it to 100!!! On this milestone episode, the cast gets drunk, Paul bakes some cakes, and Jon turns 31. The double D’s (Diane and Danielle) set the Walking Dead clock for 5 mins, and later Jon also plugs some great new podcasts including : Bitches be Trippin’ and Talking with Erik and Dave. Check ’em out!

Hot Topics include : Koney 2012 and Trayvon Martin case.

This week’s featured song is “Everything I Ever Had” from the albumÂ You, Anniversary
by Lindsay Fuller.

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Episode 99.5 : Hiatus Week

Posted on March 20, 2012 by admin

It’s hiatus week!!! But we just couldn’t go a week without putting something out for you all! So this episode is a chance for us to say a very heartfelt thank you to you! We also added a little pre-show chat from last year that you may not have heard. We can’t wait to record eps. 100 next week and can’t wait to taste Paul’s cake. Thanks so much for supporting us. You make us feel like we are home.

This week’s featured track is a classic. “Reeling” by P J Harvey. You can pick the track up on her album, 4 track demos.

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Episode 99 : Gay Chicken

Posted on March 13, 2012 by admin

This week we have a very, very special guest in the cat studio. DANIEL MITCHELL!!! From theI Can’t Believe I’m a Loser podcast. Even though ICBIAL is a Seattle based show, Â it just so happens that Daniel is from the DFW area and is in town visiting family. With Diane off being a mother and Danielle off taking photos of Parisian mustaches, the dudes talked about such topics like masturbation techniques, sex toys, and music. Daniel shared a bit about his show and we seriously hope he stops by again next time he is in town. If you haven’t subscribed to their show yet…do it…do it now.

Hot topics for this show includes : a fun quiz that determines your political leanings based on television choices, a middle school student sues her school after they get all shitty with her because she said some shit on her Facebook page (the ACLU has her back), a study finds that those who find phonesÂ inevitablyÂ snoop through them, and a flight attendant goes crazy on a flight…and no, this story is not from Florida.

This week’s featured song is “Estimate X 3” from the album, Candidate WaltzÂ by Centro-Matic.

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Episode 98 : It Fell Out

Posted on March 6, 2012 by admin

On the next installment of Secretly Timid Paul ambushes, Jon sings, and Danielle dances. Hot Topics include : Olivia Munn’s phone gets hacked, a MMA fighter with a past in gay porn is on the next season of FX’s Ultimate Fighter, Â Andrew Breitbart’s untimely death creates a shit storm of conspiracy theories, and a rear-end collision becomes hilariously ironi c. The cast also discuss the latest episode of The Walking Dead and the Game Night Guys debacle of a contest.

This week’s featured song is “Sing Your Own Song” by John Wesley Harding.

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Episode 97 : Mustache Ride

Posted on February 28, 2012 by admin

Greetings friends and lovers, and welcome to another all-new episode of Secretly Timid. On today’s show Jon smells, Paul screams, and Danielle professes her love of the mustache ride. The timid trio discuss the Academy Awards (and judge the fashion) and the latest episode of The Walking Dead.

Hot Topics include : A website claims to turn deceasedÂ MormonsÂ gay, wheelchairs from the future will be controlled via tongue rings, and are you man enough to join the UTB league?

This week’s featured song is “Closer” by Japanese Voyeurs.

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Episode 96 : Juicy

Posted on February 21, 2012 by admin

Yay! It’s Secretly Timid Tuesday!

On today’s show the cast plays some voicemails, Jon may have found a new Cat Studio, Paul dishes out some puns, and the ladies collaborate on a future art show.

Hot topics include : ESPN get’s allÂ racist, a teacher coerces her fifth graders to make holiday cards for her incarcerated, child-porn possessing beau, a valentine’s day kinkfest ends badly, a naked man steals some socks, and an electronicÂ cigarette blows up in a Floridian’s mouth.

*correction!!! Jon said on the show that Jason Somerville is the first openly gay poker player. Of course he meant to say first openly gay MALE poker player. Vanessa Selbst is also a poker player, and is a lesbian, and is all sorts of awesome. I swear this was just a gaffe. I love Selbst and Somerville.

Â This week’s featured song is “Nights in Nante” by Goldroom

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