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Episode 86 : Sexy Time

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Beer! On today’s show Diane and Jon argue about coffee, Danielle gets an eye full, and Paul has a great eye for video. Later Danielle shares her evening of escort watching and Jon says he would strip to Melissa Ferrick’s “Drive,” and Paul helps Diane decide whether or not her daughter is old enough to attend The Nutcracker. 

Hot topics include : A nine-year old is NOT a good choice for a designated driver,  pole dances pushes bid to be an Olympic sport, a model/blogger loses her hand by an airplane propeller, a woman is charged in NJ’s man’s death from botched penis injection, a website promises to “find his porn,” and Jezebel asks, “Can you tell the difference between a men’s magazine and a rapist?”

This week’s featured song is “Major” by The Asteroids Galaxy Tour 

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Episode 85 : Burning Down the House

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Oh mah lord! 2011 is almost over! On today’s show Jon shares an embarrassing story, Paul plays with FaceTime, and Diane brings the humble.

Hot Topics include : A women burns down her friends house because her friend “un-friended” her on FaceBook, 11 luxury sports cars are totaled in a massive traffic pileup, a black college student’s display of the Confederate flag raises a few eyebrows, a condom manufacturer advertising campaign finds them sending men FaceBook friend requests from their unborn children, and an Indian snake charmer releases the cobras in a tax office.

This week’s featured song is “Whale” by Yellow Ostrich.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1KCsOT1VaM[/youtube]

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Episode 84 : Topless Teachings

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Welcome back, turkey stuffers!! On today’s show Paul cooks, Diane wears a scarf, Danielle teaches topless, and Jon hates the A-List. The cast share Thanksgiving stories and discuss the terror that was Black Friday.

Hot topics include : an open letter from a dancer explaining why she refused to participate in a performance created by a famous performance artist, and yet another A-List Dallas cast member is assaulted.  Jon talked so much shit about the show that he is going to have to watch it. Anyone know where he can purchase some tranquilizers?

This week’s featured song is “Maracas” by Mates of State

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbqrO9oxc7E[/youtube]

Be sure to check out Jon as he hangs out with Big C on Bear Crawling live this Thursday at 9:30 p.m. Eastern/8:30 Central.

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Episode 83 : Guess What’s for Dinner

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Happy Thanksgiving to our fellow Americans!!! And a big “whaddup” to listener’s outside the U.S.

On today’s super-sized show the cast reflect on Dave Biscella’s awesome review of Secretly Timid for Episode 73 of  Podcast Squared, and play Voice Mail’s from Big C from Bear Crawling Live and Christina from Greetings from Nowhere. Later, the cast talk about lady gabfesty shows like The View, The Chew, and The Talk. Jon and Paul share numerology and zodiac mojo jojo and Danielle is on steroids. The cast also talk about The Walking Dead and American Horror…but the talk is pretty light on the spoilers- so fear not!

Hot topics include : Teens + Tampons + Vodka = ingenious or demented? Real-life weekend at Bernie’s man claims innocence, some German ladies are arrested for stomping mice on fetish films, and a woman is arrested for trespassing all ’cause she wanted to feed some squirrels.

*** Super Special Notes!!!

Check out Dave’s Twilight themed ‘toon here.

If you are in the DFW area and wanna play some free poker, head over to the Brick at 3:00 p.m. and participate in a charity poker tournament benefiting the AIDS interfaith network. Both Jon and Diane will be in attendance, so say hi! Click here for more information.

 

JON DOES NOT REALLY THINK ALL SCORPIOS ARE DRUG-ADDICTED SLUTS!!! (but all drug-addicted sluts seem to be Scorpios)

This week’s featured song is “Don’t Move” by Phantogram.

 

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Episode 82 : The Scent of a Woman

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On today’s show Danielle’s sickness has some interesting symptoms, Jon places in another poker tournament, and Paul’s husband wants a bunny. The trio tramp on The Duggars, The Penn State Scandal, and Christmas. Hot Topics include : Fans do not want Nickleback to perform at their half-time show, and Drinkify pairs your favorite bands with a suitable adult beverage.

This week’s featured song is “Love Will Find Me” by Little Jackie.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TeHmn4YzixQ[/youtube]

 

***Special Thanks to Dave Biscella and the fine folks at Podcast Squared for reviewing Secretly Timid.  We will thank you orally next week…on the show.

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Episode 81 : Draw Me, Greg Burney

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Congratulations to Greetings from Nowhere on their win at the Podcast awards!

On today’s show Jon talks babies, sexual her ass meant and play a voicemail from Bear Crawling Nations Live host, Big C.

Hot topics include : an artist decides that the inside of a rotting horse carcass would make for a perfect setting for a portrait, another artist (wink wink Mr. Burney) vows to sketch his first 3,000 followers (*note : Jon rescinds his “bullshit move” comment),  an anti-bullying law allows bullying (with religious, “moral” reasons), and a 10-year old Floridian beats the shit out of her teacher.

This week’s featured song is “Darkness, Darkness” by The Daredevil Christopher Wright

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKQZ1KoZ6Hg[/youtube]

 

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Secretly Timid TV Special : You Wan’ Sum-Mah…

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Let’s talk. Let’s talk about the fall TV lineup. On this very special Thursday episode of Secretly Timid, Paul, Danielle and Jon talk about the TV we all love. Programs discussed include AMC’s The Walking Dead, MTV’s The Real World, FX’s American Horror, LifeTimes Project Runway and Bravos Work of Art. This talk is spoilerific and plot specific-so if you aren’t caught up you may wanna skip it!

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Episode 80 : Fill Her, Buster!

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Hope you all aren’t too candy-filled! On today’s show Danielle, Paul, and Jon talk politics which prompts Jon to resurrect his Eric Cantor impression. That guy is such a douche.

Hot topics include : A man calls police and claims his hookup is a burglar (because his girlfriend was home), a man is on a mission to masturbate in every Starbucks in NYC, a kindergartner beats up his teacher, a church Halloween event bans ‘cross-gender’ costumes, and the TSA has a blog.

This week’s featured song is “Movin’ On” by Josh Rouse and the Long Vacations

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZiPAIkOaDA[/youtube]

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Episode 79 : Lollipops and Armadillos

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Happy Halloween Week!!! On today’s show Diane buys a house, Jon gets slow-rolled, and Paul and Danielle get older.

Hot topics include : a man with a 100 lb scrotum seeks money for surgery, a Ben and Jerry’s ice-cream flavor pisses off a humorless group of mothers,  an Irishman tries to turn his poo into gold (surprise, surprise…it doesn’t end well), a Texan woman is assaulted by a flying frozen armadillo, Miami bans the sale of “potheads” candy, a couple are caught having sex in a museum, and a new study shows a correlation between the amount of facebook friends one has and brain size.

Photo by Paul Bridgewater

This week’s featured song is “New Armor” by ANR.

This is the last week to vote for Secretly Timid. It would be awesome if you would head over to the PodCast Awards and cast your vote for our little show. Thank you so much for listening, voting, and supporting.

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Episode 78 : Family Friendly

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“Really? You’re not that big.” So says Diane. You wanna know what was big? AMC’s The Walking Dead premier! And Paul and Danielle were in attendance. WARNING. We spoil the F*&K out of The Walking Dead. Later, Jon plays a voice mail from The Bear Crawling Nation Live!’s Big C. Then Jon bitches and moans about categories and Diane wears a scarf.

Hot topics include : A sex toy goes on a rampage,  a family gets lost in a corn maze, a woman calls her ex over 1,000 times and smashes his windows with a 5 foot sword (seriously), and Topeka, Kansas will once again prosecute domestic violence.

Photo By Jeremiah Satterthwaite

This episode’s featured music is “Somewhere, Virginia” by We Are The Willows.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYmbHfaZNPs[/youtube]

It would be awesome if you would head over to the PodCast Awards and vote for Secretly Timid. And do it again tomorrow…and the next day….and the next day….

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