Episode 132 : And Such As…

On this week’s episode of Secretly Timid, Jon is hungover, Dani wears big glasses, and Nan and Brian get smart about stuff.

This week’s hot topics include : some zombie costumes are way too convincing, UK kids are mistakenly given cocaine rather than candy on Halloween, a Highland Park High Schooler’s rape arrest sparks interesting discussions, and Mike Signorile says something stupid.

This week’s featured music is “Set Fire To Your Friends” by The Box Tiger.

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Episode 116 : 2 Stars

On Today’s show, the honorable Paul brings Cactus Lime beer, Danielle has a big opening next Saturday, and Jon is no etymologist.

First up, the trio discuss the Walking Dead Season 3 trailer which debuted at SDCC. Check it out below :

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9_lkap-uFA[/youtube]

This week’s hot topics include : A town has a pussy for a mayor, a man drives his car through a mall…naked, another man writes a bomb threat on a job application, a list including people with excessive toll road fines goes public, and a Kentucky man’s last wish goes viral. Check out their website and the video below:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jP-TOI1mO0A[/youtube]

This week’s featured song is “Marianne”  by California Wives.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wF2EtWXJfj8[/youtube]

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Episode 100 : Mayonnaise

We made it to 100!!! On this milestone episode, the cast gets drunk, Paul bakes some cakes, and Jon turns 31. The double D’s (Diane and Danielle) set the Walking Dead clock for 5 mins, and later Jon also plugs some great new podcasts including : Bitches be Trippin’ and Talking with Erik and Dave. Check ’em out!

Hot Topics include : Koney 2012 and Trayvon Martin case.

This week’s featured song is “Everything I Ever Had” from the album You, Anniversary
by Lindsay Fuller.

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Episode 98 : It Fell Out

On the next installment of Secretly Timid Paul ambushes, Jon sings, and Danielle dances. Hot Topics include : Olivia Munn’s phone gets hacked, a MMA fighter with a past in gay porn is on the next season of FX’s Ultimate Fighter,  Andrew Breitbart’s untimely death creates a shit storm of conspiracy theories, and a rear-end collision becomes hilariously ironic. The cast also discuss the latest episode of The Walking Dead and the Game Night Guys debacle of a contest.

This week’s featured song is “Sing Your Own Song” by John Wesley Harding.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HxvEA-6iJxY[/youtube]

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Episode 95 : VD

Happy Valentine’s Day!!!! The show is just a true Comedy of Errors. We’re talking phone rings, bumpers running amok, and chords being unplugged left and right. We could edit all that shit out…but we believe that it is the flaws that make you beautiful.

On today’s show Diane is Between Here and Cool, Danielle is not easily offended, Paul apologizes to Alonso Duralde, and Jon wants to get tasered.

Hot Topics include : Whitney Houston passes away, women want to be beat by Chris Brown, being sleepy and drunk leads to creativity, a model with a 20 inch waist just lurves chocolate, and CPAC brings out the closet cases. Other topics include this past week’s The Walking Dead mid-season premier (SPOILER ALERT MOFO’S!!) and this coming week’s premier of Survivor and The Amazing Race.

Photo By Steve Gullick

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This week’s featured song is “Sweet Sour” by Band of Skulls.

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Episode 88 : The Year in Review, 2011

What a year it has been! Without further ado, let’s unveil the cast’s picks for the best music, television, film, books, and news event! Frankly, let the record show that technically Paul and Jon followed the rules, and the X X chromosomes just couldn’t choose ONE work in some categories. Ugh…girls!

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Episode 83 : Guess What’s for Dinner

Happy Thanksgiving to our fellow Americans!!! And a big “whaddup” to listener’s outside the U.S.

On today’s super-sized show the cast reflect on Dave Biscella’s awesome review of Secretly Timid for Episode 73 of  Podcast Squared, and play Voice Mail’s from Big C from Bear Crawling Live and Christina from Greetings from Nowhere. Later, the cast talk about lady gabfesty shows like The View, The Chew, and The Talk. Jon and Paul share numerology and zodiac mojo jojo and Danielle is on steroids. The cast also talk about The Walking Dead and American Horror…but the talk is pretty light on the spoilers- so fear not!

Hot topics include : Teens + Tampons + Vodka = ingenious or demented? Real-life weekend at Bernie’s man claims innocence, some German ladies are arrested for stomping mice on fetish films, and a woman is arrested for trespassing all ’cause she wanted to feed some squirrels.

*** Super Special Notes!!!

Check out Dave’s Twilight themed ‘toon here.

If you are in the DFW area and wanna play some free poker, head over to the Brick at 3:00 p.m. and participate in a charity poker tournament benefiting the AIDS interfaith network. Both Jon and Diane will be in attendance, so say hi! Click here for more information.

 

JON DOES NOT REALLY THINK ALL SCORPIOS ARE DRUG-ADDICTED SLUTS!!! (but all drug-addicted sluts seem to be Scorpios)

This week’s featured song is “Don’t Move” by Phantogram.

 

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Secretly Timid TV Special : You Wan’ Sum-Mah…

Let’s talk. Let’s talk about the fall TV lineup. On this very special Thursday episode of Secretly Timid, Paul, Danielle and Jon talk about the TV we all love. Programs discussed include AMC’s The Walking Dead, MTV’s The Real World, FX’s American Horror, LifeTimes Project Runway and Bravos Work of Art. This talk is spoilerific and plot specific-so if you aren’t caught up you may wanna skip it!

Episode 78 : Family Friendly

“Really? You’re not that big.” So says Diane. You wanna know what was big? AMC’s The Walking Dead premier! And Paul and Danielle were in attendance. WARNING. We spoil the F*&K out of The Walking Dead. Later, Jon plays a voice mail from The Bear Crawling Nation Live!’s Big C. Then Jon bitches and moans about categories and Diane wears a scarf.

Hot topics include : A sex toy goes on a rampage,  a family gets lost in a corn maze, a woman calls her ex over 1,000 times and smashes his windows with a 5 foot sword (seriously), and Topeka, Kansas will once again prosecute domestic violence.

Photo By Jeremiah Satterthwaite

This episode’s featured music is “Somewhere, Virginia” by We Are The Willows.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYmbHfaZNPs[/youtube]

It would be awesome if you would head over to the PodCast Awards and vote for Secretly Timid. And do it again tomorrow…and the next day….and the next day….

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