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Episode 90 : Private Eyes

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Happy Secretly Timid Tuesday! On today’s show, Jon is a racist, Diane got some “no-no” hair, Danielle wants to travel through time and PAUL PROMISED TO BAKE US A CAKE!!!! The crew rap about this dude-bro named Tebow and Jay Z and Beyonce’s offspring.

Hot Topics include : A new phone etiquette game may earn you a free lunch, a woman rubs her booty-hoe on a pricey work of art, a man uses his i-Pad to cross the border, and the White House denies the CIA teleported President Obama to Mars,

Photo By Shervin Lainez

This week’s featured song is “Which Side are you on?” By Ani DiFranco. Be sure to pick up the album, ¿Which Side Are You On?, when it drops January 17th!

Check out Ani and Melissa Ferrick performing the song for a rowdy Brooklyn audience below!

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ooduDkmIzjA[/youtube]

 

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Episode 89 : You can’t be Kosher and Vietnamese

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Hope your 2012 is proceeding well. On today’s show Diane does some good, Danielle becomes Marcella, Paul cooks, and Jon cusses.

Hot topics include : An arsonist sets fire to L.A. (Alonso and Dave from the Linoleum Knife podcast are among those impacted), a would-be juror uses FaceBook to get out of jury duty, Miami’s federal jail is being overrun by strippers, and a man killed by a train can be sued over bystander’s injury.

****EDIT****

At the time of the recording there had been no arrests in the serial arsonist case in California. That, as we all know now, has changed. Please consider helping Alonso and Dave. We love the Linoleum Knife and hope them the best through this challenging time.

This week’s featured song is “Miami” by Animal Heart.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Tk0fWBmnRw[/youtube]

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Episode 88 : The Year in Review, 2011

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What a year it has been! Without further ado, let’s unveil the cast’s picks for the best music, television, film, books, and news event! Frankly, let the record show that technically Paul and Jon followed the rules, and the X X chromosomes just couldn’t choose ONE work in some categories. Ugh…girls!

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Episode 87 : Toys for Tots

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Artist Andy Amato joins Danielle and Jon at the Cat studio on one rainy day. The trio tell ghost stories and make s’mores over an open flame. No…I lied. On today’s show an uncircumcised penis confuses Danielle, Jon hates Elton John, Paul races blizzards, Diane raises babies, and Andy will stick it…but not lick it. OH, and we leave the fine ladies over at the Greetings From Nowhere podcast a voicemail. It would behoove you to check out their show. OH, and Jon appeared on the From the Edge podcast. Check both of those shows out!

Hot topics include :  Neti Pot Deaths linked to brain-eating amoeba found in tap water,  escort offers ‘Toys for Tots’ discount to Johns, a high school prank causes the internet to yell, “INCEST!,” and the Duggars share a photo of their miscarried fetus.

This week’s featured song is “Silent Nights” by Scott Matthew with Sia.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HiU_Twi7uWs[/youtube]

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Episode 86 : Sexy Time

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Beer! On today’s show Diane and Jon argue about coffee, Danielle gets an eye full, and Paul has a great eye for video. Later Danielle shares her evening of escort watching and Jon says he would strip to Melissa Ferrick’s “Drive,” and Paul helps Diane decide whether or not her daughter is old enough to attend The Nutcracker. 

Hot topics include : A nine-year old is NOT a good choice for a designated driver,  pole dances pushes bid to be an Olympic sport, a model/blogger loses her hand by an airplane propeller, a woman is charged in NJ’s man’s death from botched penis injection, a website promises to “find his porn,” and Jezebel asks, “Can you tell the difference between a men’s magazine and a rapist?”

This week’s featured song is “Major” by The Asteroids Galaxy Tour 

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Episode 85 : Burning Down the House

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Oh mah lord! 2011 is almost over! On today’s show Jon shares an embarrassing story, Paul plays with FaceTime, and Diane brings the humble.

Hot Topics include : A women burns down her friends house because her friend “un-friended” her on FaceBook, 11 luxury sports cars are totaled in a massive traffic pileup, a black college student’s display of the Confederate flag raises a few eyebrows, a condom manufacturer advertising campaign finds them sending men FaceBook friend requests from their unborn children, and an Indian snake charmer releases the cobras in a tax office.

This week’s featured song is “Whale” by Yellow Ostrich.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1KCsOT1VaM[/youtube]

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Episode 84 : Topless Teachings

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Welcome back, turkey stuffers!! On today’s show Paul cooks, Diane wears a scarf, Danielle teaches topless, and Jon hates the A-List. The cast share Thanksgiving stories and discuss the terror that was Black Friday.

Hot topics include : an open letter from a dancer explaining why she refused to participate in a performance created by a famous performance artist, and yet another A-List Dallas cast member is assaulted.  Jon talked so much shit about the show that he is going to have to watch it. Anyone know where he can purchase some tranquilizers?

This week’s featured song is “Maracas” by Mates of State

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbqrO9oxc7E[/youtube]

Be sure to check out Jon as he hangs out with Big C on Bear Crawling live this Thursday at 9:30 p.m. Eastern/8:30 Central.

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Episode 83 : Guess What’s for Dinner

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Happy Thanksgiving to our fellow Americans!!! And a big “whaddup” to listener’s outside the U.S.

On today’s super-sized show the cast reflect on Dave Biscella’s awesome review of Secretly Timid for Episode 73 of  Podcast Squared, and play Voice Mail’s from Big C from Bear Crawling Live and Christina from Greetings from Nowhere. Later, the cast talk about lady gabfesty shows like The View, The Chew, and The Talk. Jon and Paul share numerology and zodiac mojo jojo and Danielle is on steroids. The cast also talk about The Walking Dead and American Horror…but the talk is pretty light on the spoilers- so fear not!

Hot topics include : Teens + Tampons + Vodka = ingenious or demented? Real-life weekend at Bernie’s man claims innocence, some German ladies are arrested for stomping mice on fetish films, and a woman is arrested for trespassing all ’cause she wanted to feed some squirrels.

*** Super Special Notes!!!

Check out Dave’s Twilight themed ‘toon here.

If you are in the DFW area and wanna play some free poker, head over to the Brick at 3:00 p.m. and participate in a charity poker tournament benefiting the AIDS interfaith network. Both Jon and Diane will be in attendance, so say hi! Click here for more information.

 

JON DOES NOT REALLY THINK ALL SCORPIOS ARE DRUG-ADDICTED SLUTS!!! (but all drug-addicted sluts seem to be Scorpios)

This week’s featured song is “Don’t Move” by Phantogram.

 

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Episode 82 : The Scent of a Woman

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On today’s show Danielle’s sickness has some interesting symptoms, Jon places in another poker tournament, and Paul’s husband wants a bunny. The trio tramp on The Duggars, The Penn State Scandal, and Christmas. Hot Topics include : Fans do not want Nickleback to perform at their half-time show, and Drinkify pairs your favorite bands with a suitable adult beverage.

This week’s featured song is “Love Will Find Me” by Little Jackie.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TeHmn4YzixQ[/youtube]

 

***Special Thanks to Dave Biscella and the fine folks at Podcast Squared for reviewing Secretly Timid.  We will thank you orally next week…on the show.

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Episode 81 : Draw Me, Greg Burney

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Congratulations to Greetings from Nowhere on their win at the Podcast awards!

On today’s show Jon talks babies, sexual her ass meant and play a voicemail from Bear Crawling Nations Live host, Big C.

Hot topics include : an artist decides that the inside of a rotting horse carcass would make for a perfect setting for a portrait, another artist (wink wink Mr. Burney) vows to sketch his first 3,000 followers (*note : Jon rescinds his “bullshit move” comment),  an anti-bullying law allows bullying (with religious, “moral” reasons), and a 10-year old Floridian beats the shit out of her teacher.

This week’s featured song is “Darkness, Darkness” by The Daredevil Christopher Wright

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKQZ1KoZ6Hg[/youtube]

 

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