Let’s talk. Let’s talk about the fall TV lineup. On this very special Thursday episode of Secretly Timid, Paul, Danielle and Jon talk about the TV we all love. Programs discussed include AMC’s The Walking Dead, MTV’s The Real World, FX’s American Horror, LifeTimes Project Runway and Bravos Work of Art. This talk is spoilerific and plot specific-so if you aren’t caught up you may wanna skip it!
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Hope you all aren’t too candy-filled! On today’s show Danielle, Paul, and Jon talk politics which prompts Jon to resurrect his Eric Cantor impression. That guy is such a douche.
Hot topics include : A man calls police and claims his hookup is a burglar (because his girlfriend was home), a man is on a mission to masturbate in every Starbucks in NYC, a kindergartner beats up his teacher, a church Halloween event bans ‘cross-gender’ costumes, and the TSA has a blog.
This week’s featured song is “Movin’ On” by Josh Rouse and the Long Vacations
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZiPAIkOaDA[/youtube]
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Happy Halloween Week!!! On today’s show Diane buys a house, Jon gets slow-rolled, and Paul and Danielle get older.
Hot topics include : a man with a 100 lb scrotum seeks money for surgery, a Ben and Jerry’s ice-cream flavor pisses off a humorless group of mothers,  an Irishman tries to turn his poo into gold (surprise, surprise…it doesn’t end well), a Texan woman is assaulted by a flying frozen armadillo, Miami bans the sale of “potheads” candy, a couple are caught having sex in a museum, and a new study shows a correlation between the amount of facebook friends one has and brain size.
Photo by Paul Bridgewater
This week’s featured song is “New Armor” by ANR.
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“Really? You’re not that big.” So says Diane. You wanna know what was big? AMC’s The Walking Dead premier! And Paul and Danielle were in attendance. WARNING. We spoil the F*&K out of The Walking Dead. Later, Jon plays a voice mail from The Bear Crawling Nation Live!’s Big C. Then Jon bitches and moans about categories and Diane wears a scarf.
Hot topics include : A sex toy goes on a rampage, Â a family gets lost in a corn maze, a woman calls her ex over 1,000 times and smashes his windows with a 5 foot sword (seriously), and Topeka, Kansas will once again prosecute domestic violence.
Photo By Jeremiah Satterthwaite
This episode’s featured music is “Somewhere, Virginia” by We Are The Willows.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYmbHfaZNPs[/youtube]
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Good day, my fine, fine friends. On today’s show Jon shares his 4-point plan to winning the PodCast Awards general category. Then the crew calls up friend of the show (and editor of Carve Magazine) Matthew Limpede who shares his experience at Occupy Dallas.
This week’s Hot Topics include : a study shows that oral sex may be the leading cause of throat cancer,  MD’s get cranky on whether Phd’s deserve the title, “Doctor,” a burglar’s tip to police leads to a child porn bust, an Italian man gouges out his own eyes at mass, a breast implant saves lives, and an Ex-Model who ate her husband says that she “is not a monster.”
*Special note : This recording (and all recordings) are recorded on Monday. This week City Hall announced a deadline for the Occupy Dallas demonstrators to abandon their demonstration or face possible incarceration. They were also informed that they could be raided by police who will be searching for drugs. Last night the Occupy Boston demonstrators were raided by police. We hope our friends at the Occupy Dallas movement are safe and that what happened in Boston does not happen in our city.
This week’s featured song is “Fire” by Yael Meyer. Her album, Everything will be Alright, will be released November 15th.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7ipKg1Opy8[/youtube]
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Now THAT is a flower. On today’s show Jon takes a teen to school, Diane steals a dog, Paul’s tire blows out and Matt Rox (from Don’t Tell My Wife I’m a Cult Leader) is our special guest co-host. The quartet discuss vaginal performance art, Occupy Dallas, and Judaism/Catholicism. Jon also doodles:
Hot Topics include : A plane gets stuck in a ferris wheel, a Starbuck’s barista writes “Bitch” on a customer’s cup, broken penis syndrome is karma for cheating husbands, drunk man steals an ambulance and crashes, and (to update a previous story) a young boy who lost his father to a tragic accident throws the first pitch at a Rangers game.
Thanks again to Matt Rox for hanging out with us. If you have yet to see the pilot episode of “Don’t Tell My Wife I’m a Cult Leader,” get your ass to the Kessler Theater October 15th!
This week’s featured song is “Boyfriend” by Best Coast.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uqphb_WM1rM&ob=av2e[/youtube]
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Good Day! On today’s show Danielle sees Neon Indian, Paul hack’s Jon’s wifi, and Diane looks pretty. Hot Topics include : A Brazilian man has snakes and turtles in his pants, a man chronicles his sexual escapades with a dolphin, an Alabaman town offers offenders a choice : church or jail, judge orders Casey Anthony to pay double the cost of the investigation, a child brings a crack pipe to show-and-tell, and a UPenn professor was a no-show on the first day of class…because he passed away 5 months earlier. Other topics include Survivor and the Amazing Race…and the difference between “white” and “white-white.” Oh, and Jon rants about a past English Professor.
This week’s featured music is “4 Minute Mile” by Bell X1.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBh6G26-KAY[/youtube]
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Mmmm. Sausage. On today’s show Diane is late, Danielle wears skinny jeans, and Paul showers at the gym. Hot topics include : A woman takes DIY to the extreme and injects hot beef fat into her face (and dies), Sarah Palin becomes 10x more interesting, Bioethics bets Michelle Bachmann $10K that she is wrong about the HPV vac, glow in the dark cats fight AIDS, the family of a hate crime victim oppose the death penalty in the case, and Australia allows third gender on their passports.
This week’s featured song is “Cement Slippers” by Dengue Fever. Check them out at the Fun Fun Fun Fest in Austin November 6th!
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=empmNg7lCcA[/youtube]
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Good Day to you, kind sir. It’s still blistering hot in Big D, lucky for us we have our double D’s (Diane and Danielle) to cool us off! On this week’s show Paul stalks a vampire, Danielle plays You Don’t Know Jack, Jon swears to never again say, “retarded,” and Diane leaves early. Hot topics include: An Angry Birds theme park opens in China, a bank robber posts incriminating photos on FaceBook, a woman calls her ex 65,000 times. a Swedish Elk loves getting fucked up, Serena Williams is up to her old tricks, and a Floridian vampire bites an elderly homeless man in the face.
This week’s featured song is “Polish Girl” by Neon Indian. Neon Indian’s latest album, Era Extraña, is out today! He is set to perform in Dallas at the beautiful Granada Theater Sept. 24th.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0Q_JwOqko4[/youtube]
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Umm, yeah, hi, on today’s show, Jon doesn’t know how to make Kool-Aid, Danielle’s work is in a gallery, and Jill wear’s flowers in her hair. Hot Topics include Dancing with the Stars, a man arrested for having sex with neighbors pool raft, virgins get in free to a festival in China, a Canadian pot-brownie mix-up leads to a barrel of laughs, and prosecutors seek new trial in the killing of Lawrence King.
This week’s featured song is “Anna Sun,” by Walk The Moon. *****On The Show Jon said that Walk The Moon would play w/The Kaiser Chiefs at The House Of Blues in Dallas Sept. 20th. Kaiser Chiefs rescheduled that show for a later date.
But have no fear! The sexy band that is Walk The Moon will play with Fitz and Tantrums at the House of Blues October 26th, 2011. Rejoice!!
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eW7f54tVRmQ[/youtube]
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