Holy Smokes! It’s Tuesday! On today’s show, the crew reads some emails and talk about faeries.
Hot topics include : Is Chick-Fil-A posing as a young woman on Facebook? Oh, and there is a new theory that a spoonfull of semen may cure pregnant women’s morning sickness. Yum.
This week’s featured song is 
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How funky is your chicken? How funky is your chicken? How loose is your goose? Our goose is TOTALLY loose!
On this week’s show the honorable Paul, Danielle and Jon are joined by Ms. Nan Little Kirkpatrick. Hot topics include : A clever thief escapes capture by running topless, a gunman opens fire at the the Batman screening, Chick-Fil-A is totally anti-gay, and followers of Tony Roberson burn the fuck out of their feet while walking on burning coals.
This week’s featured song is North Side Gal
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZGn4LncY0g[/youtube]
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On Today’s show, the honorable Paul brings Cactus Lime beer, Danielle has a big opening next Saturday, and Jon is no etymologist.
First up, the trio discuss the Walking Dead Season 3 trailer which debuted at SDCC. Check it out below :
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9_lkap-uFA[/youtube]
This week’s hot topics include : A town has a pussy for a mayor, a man drives his car through a mall…naked, another man writes a bomb threat on a job application, a list including people with excessive toll road fines goes public, and a Kentucky man’s last wish goes viral. Check out their website and the video below:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jP-TOI1mO0A[/youtube]
This week’s featured song is “Marianne” Â by California Wives.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wF2EtWXJfj8[/youtube]
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Well I hope you are happy. I am covered in whiskey.
On today’s show, Jon gets drunk, Paul is honorable, and Danielle is as dashingly beautiful as ever. The cast answers an email from the fabulous Maria in NYC and Jon rants about birthday gals pinning dollar bills to their chest.
Hot topics include : Brad Pitts momma pens an angry letter, condoms may be mandatory on a porn set near you, a judge orders a drunk driver to write a book report on the bible, and the air sex competition returns!
In unrelated news; the talented and sexy Israel Luna’s latest feature, Kicking Zombie Ass for Jesus, is looking for funding. If you can, please support the production via Kickstarter.
This week’s featured song is Hurricane
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brJozYDT0Ts[/youtube]
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Hidey-HO! One today’s show, Todd Steinberg joins Jon and Danielle for a round table of gelatinous jibbery-do. You may remember Mr. Steinberg for his animated pilot, Don’t Tell My Wife I’m a Cult Leader. Well, he fills us in on where his project is and asks us what our weapon of choice would be in the coming zombie apocalypse. Danielle shoots a video…wherein she is covered in icing and wears a sheep’s mask. Jon isn’t nearly as interesting this week, BUT he did co-host Bitches Be Trippin’ – and Ms. Lala Zigfried is interesting enough for the both of them.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVy4JDMgxoQ[/youtube]
This week’s hot topics include : TomKat calls it quits, a recent SCOTUS ruling has half of the U.S. shaking their fists, and a cop dies during a 3-way, and his widow wins a $3million lawsuit.
This week’s featured song is Bad for Me
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uE1jQu8j_1Y[/youtube]
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On this week’s installment of Secretly Timid, Danielle is covered in mosquito bites, Paul gets elected, and Jon stares at Nightcrawler’s package.
Hot topics include: Jerry Sandusky was found guilty, gropers pick the wrong victim, the Octomom releases a “self-pleasure” video, and an elderly woman is bullied on a school bus.
This week’s featured song is  never stop
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76vuAxZucWs[/youtube]
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Welcome to another fine episode of Secretly Timid. Danielle has food poisoning!! Oh NO! But don’t fret, Amanda Preston is in studio…and she brought a friend name J.M.! All that and Paul is back from his week sabbatical!
On today’s show, Jon and J.M. share some embarrassing self-love stories. Jon, J.M. and Amanda share high school stories (they went to the same one), and Paul brought cookies!
Hot topics include : a man in Oregon catches the bubonic plague, and a squid impregnates a Korean woman’s mouth.
P.S.~ Sydnie Montgomery has her own podcast! Check out “Gramblings.” Oh, and Paul had a blast with the fine guys from Mutant-A-Day, and visions of our shows copulating populate our most moist dreams.
This week’s featured song is R.I.P. Burn Face
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjrOYRArBLk[/youtube]
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On this week’s installment of Secretly Timid, Amanda Preston returns, Danielle’s loins burn, and Jon is all about the grammar.
This week’s hot topics include : hey, why not have your kid’s birthday party at a gun range?, an obese woman’s corpse sets a crematorium on fire, an artist turns his dead cat into a helicopter, and Gwyneth Paltrow pisses off twitter.
This week’s featured song is One Eyed Fool
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=je2HSRcRruI[/youtube]
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Merry Secretly Timid Tuesday, y’all. On today’s show, Danielle is injured, Jon is angered, and Paul takes photos of his food.
Hot topics include : A walker stabs himself and throws his intestines at the police, another walker eats his roommate’s brain and heart, a porn star walker flees to Europe (update…is arrested in Berlin), and a homeless walker attacks and tries to eat a baby. In non-zombie stories…a girl posts photos of money on facebook and her parents are robbed shortly after.
This week’s featured song is Marathon Runner
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4f-LnU67mM[/youtube]
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Hope you all had a great Memorial’s Day! On today’s show, Diane returns, Danielle’s loins burn, and Jon got it at Versace.
Hot Topics include : An Arizonian cat-eating woman is found with 64 animals, a maid in Singapore spikes her bosses coffee with her menstrual blood, a man is ticketed for not using his emergency break after his jeep plunges off a cliff, and a man is shot after he is found eating another man’s face.
This week’s featured song is “Home” by Half Brother. Check out their Tumblr and grab their EP off of Soundcloud!!
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