Episode 137 : Punch a Rich Person

Good day, friends! On this week’s all-new episode of Secretly Timid Dani is absent and Brian dreams of starting a charity to benefit kitties.

This week’s hot topics include:

This week’s featured song is Bang by Elin Ruth

 

Episode 136 : Happy Endings

Happy Secretly Timid Tuesday! On today’s show, Nan returns from Spain!

This week’s Hot Topics include : 2 women fight over a sex toy, a follow up to a local story regarding an alleged rape in which a reporter loses his job for criticizing the publications treatment of the victim, 4 female soldiers file a lawsuit over the pentagon’s combat exclusion policy, a man sues his wife over their “ugly” baby, and drive-in “Sex Boxes” are to be installed in Switzerland. 

This week’s featured song is “Peach Blossom” by Eels. It is off their album,Wonderful, Glorious . The album will be released February 5, 2013!

We hope you all have a great week!

Episode 135 : Damn Nan Fan

Howdy folks!! Are you ready for an all-new, available exclusively on Secretly Timid. com episode of Secretly Timid?? On today’s show, Tech Tard Kyle Kondas fills in for Nan (who is on holiday in Spain). Jon shares grim premonitions with Danielle and the crew talk sports.

This week’s Hot Topics include : Raven’s Wide Receiver Jacoby Jones says something to a sideline reporter that ruffles some feathers, a new survey says 45% of Americans are over Christmas, a lawyer defending a known anti-gay group is arrested on child porn allegations, a woman calls the cops on a Salvation Army bell ringer, and a school rewards students who tell the best “white lies.”

Be sure to check out Kyle’s shows Tech Tards and MC2

This week’s featured song is Winter by Maps and Atlases.

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Episode 134 : Grow Up

Let us all welcome special guest Kyle Kondas to Secretly Timid!

This week’s hot topics include : a woman runs over her husband for not voting, a woman in Ireland dies after being denied an abortion, an ABC affiliate mistakenly airs a photo-shopped cover of General Petraeus’s bio cover, Pat Robertson says something stupid, and a milk truck offers breast feeding mommas a safe place to lactate.

This week’s featured song is All of These Igloos by Jan

Be sure to check out Kyle’s shows Tech Tards and MC2

 

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Episode 133 : Post Election Chill

On this week’s episode, Nan is away, Danielle poos glitter, and the crew gets political.

Hot topics include : 4 more years! A man tattoos Romney’s logo on his face, a woman posts some racial slurs about our President and expresses hope he is assassinated on Facebook, and LA County porn is condom full!

This week’s featured track is Funny Heartbeat by Kisses.

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Episode 132 : And Such As…

On this week’s episode of Secretly Timid, Jon is hungover, Dani wears big glasses, and Nan and Brian get smart about stuff.

This week’s hot topics include : some zombie costumes are way too convincing, UK kids are mistakenly given cocaine rather than candy on Halloween, a Highland Park High Schooler’s rape arrest sparks interesting discussions, and Mike Signorile says something stupid.

This week’s featured music is “Set Fire To Your Friends” by The Box Tiger.

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Episode 131 : Fighting or Fisting?

Welcome to episode 131!!! On this week’s show, Jon get’s drunk and Nan makes special guest (and new regular cohost) Brian Harmless super uncomfortable.

Hot Topics include : A carjacker gets high, defecates in a cop car and eats his own finger, a woman fakes a hate crime, a firefighter rigs his ex’s dryer to explode, and a cop had plans to murder and eat over 100 women.

This week’s featured track is Sweet Potion by Hanks and Cupcakes.

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Episode 130 : Post Paul Partum

On this week’s installment of Secretly Timid, Nan and Jon discover they share something in common, and Danielle thinks men should be ashamed of their small penises.

This weeks Hot Topics include : a female cosplayer will not put up with bullshit, Illinois Rep Joe Walsh thinks that women no longer die during childbirth, doing gay porn doesn’t make Reese Rideout gay-but it does make his wife look miserable, and a Christian bookstore refuses to sell a book because of the word ‘vagina.’

Special thanks to Rueben Gonzales from the Mutant A Day podcast for chatting with us!!

This week’s featured song is I Have The Gun by Crime and the City Solution.

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Episode 129 : The Tragedy Show

***Friends!! The audio for this episode is all sorts of jacked. We offer our most humble of apologies. We will fix it by next episode.****

What’s up y’all? On a very special tragic episode of Secretly Timid Paul makes an announcement. We had some hot topics, but who cares. This one is about Paul…and Jon’s stupid stories.

 

This week’s featured song is “Don’t Go Alone” by Cruiser. You can grab the track off their bandcamp page!

 

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Episode 128 : Jalapeño Seed

Oh, mimosas. How we love thee.

On this week’s episode Brian Harmless joins Jon, Nan, and Danielle on a raucous show full of blunders and impalings.

Hot topics include : A girl is in hot water after auctioning off her virginity, Todd Akin is at it again,  a woman shoots her husband after he threatens her cat, and a man is arrested after he shoves a sandwich in his wife’s face.

This week’s featured song is Velvet Elvis by Alex Winston. Check out her album, King Con.

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