Episode 99 : Gay Chicken

This week we have a very, very special guest in the cat studio. DANIEL MITCHELL!!! From theI Can’t Believe I’m a Loser podcast. Even though ICBIAL is a Seattle based show,  it just so happens that Daniel is from the DFW area and is in town visiting family. With Diane off being a mother and Danielle off taking photos of Parisian mustaches, the dudes talked about such topics like masturbation techniques, sex toys, and music. Daniel shared a bit about his show and we seriously hope he stops by again next time he is in town. If you haven’t subscribed to their show yet…do it…do it now.

Hot topics for this show includes : a fun quiz that determines your political leanings based on television choices, a middle school student sues her school after they get all shitty with her because she said some shit on her Facebook page (the ACLU has her back), a study finds that those who find phones inevitably snoop through them, and a flight attendant goes crazy on a flight…and no, this story is not from Florida.

 

 

This week’s featured song is “Estimate X 3” from the album, Candidate Waltz by Centro-Matic.

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Episode 98 : It Fell Out

On the next installment of Secretly Timid Paul ambushes, Jon sings, and Danielle dances. Hot Topics include : Olivia Munn’s phone gets hacked, a MMA fighter with a past in gay porn is on the next season of FX’s Ultimate Fighter,  Andrew Breitbart’s untimely death creates a shit storm of conspiracy theories, and a rear-end collision becomes hilariously ironic. The cast also discuss the latest episode of The Walking Dead and the Game Night Guys debacle of a contest.

This week’s featured song is “Sing Your Own Song” by John Wesley Harding.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HxvEA-6iJxY[/youtube]

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Episode 97 : Mustache Ride

Greetings friends and lovers, and welcome to another all-new episode of Secretly Timid. On today’s show Jon smells, Paul screams, and Danielle professes her love of the mustache ride. The timid trio discuss the Academy Awards (and judge the fashion) and the latest episode of The Walking Dead.

Hot Topics include : A website claims to turn deceased Mormons gay, wheelchairs from the future will be controlled via tongue rings, and are you man enough to join the UTB league?

This week’s featured song is “Closer” by Japanese Voyeurs.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrcPlLGOTO4[/youtube]

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Episode 96 : Juicy

Yay! It’s Secretly Timid Tuesday!

On today’s show the cast plays some voicemails, Jon may have found a new Cat Studio, Paul dishes out some puns, and the ladies collaborate on a future art show.

Hot topics include : ESPN get’s all racist, a teacher coerces her fifth graders to make holiday cards for her incarcerated, child-porn possessing beau, a valentine’s day kinkfest ends badly, a naked man steals some socks, and an electronic cigarette blows up in a Floridian’s mouth.

*correction!!! Jon said on the show that Jason Somerville is the first openly gay poker player. Of course he meant to say first openly gay MALE poker player. Vanessa Selbst is also a poker player, and is a lesbian, and is all sorts of awesome. I swear this was just a gaffe. I love Selbst and Somerville.

 This week’s featured song is “Nights in Nante” by Goldroom

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGUj1BDcqKU[/youtube]

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Episode 95 : VD

Happy Valentine’s Day!!!! The show is just a true Comedy of Errors. We’re talking phone rings, bumpers running amok, and chords being unplugged left and right. We could edit all that shit out…but we believe that it is the flaws that make you beautiful.

On today’s show Diane is Between Here and Cool, Danielle is not easily offended, Paul apologizes to Alonso Duralde, and Jon wants to get tasered.

Hot Topics include : Whitney Houston passes away, women want to be beat by Chris Brown, being sleepy and drunk leads to creativity, a model with a 20 inch waist just lurves chocolate, and CPAC brings out the closet cases. Other topics include this past week’s The Walking Dead mid-season premier (SPOILER ALERT MOFO’S!!) and this coming week’s premier of Survivor and The Amazing Race.

Photo By Steve Gullick

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This week’s featured song is “Sweet Sour” by Band of Skulls.

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Episode 94 : Apopoloptic

Fans can make you famous, a contract can make you rich, the press can make you a superstar, but only luv can make you a player.

On this week’s episode of Secretly Timid Jon loves drag, Danielle loves Chung, Paul loves hailing Mary, and Diane makes her triumphant return!!

The quartet discuss The Super Bowl, Madonna’s half time show, RuPaul’s drag race, and sloths. Hot topics include : Think your lover is cheating? DNA test their underwear, a proposed welfare drug testing bill is withdrawn after it is amended to include testing lawmakers, a UFO is spotted over Texas, and 10 things you probably didn’t know about sex.

This week’s featured song is “Backseat” by Carsie Blanton

Check out the video for her song, “Baby Can Dance”

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6a3TNV5ApMs[/youtube]

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Episode 93 : Punch Her in the Face

Oh man. On today’s show Paul plays with fire, Jon loses a poker tournament, and Danielle loves horses.

This week’s hot topics include : Cynthia Nixon’s recent remarks cause a bit of controversy, a man blames a ghost for his wife’s black eye, a recent NPR spotlight on women’s boxing angers Jon, and a young woman discovers that a diet of Chicken McNuggets may lead to health issues. 

This week’s featured song is “Scuba Lessons” by Ben Lear.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0to5ghsQoUo[/youtube]

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Episode 92 : JunkFood Saints

Paul littered the cat studio with junk food. That is all.

Today’s hot topics include; it is now the Year of the Dragon, Politics/Schmolotics, some sports stuff, Paula Deen gets diabetes then signs an endorsement deal, this coming season’s Survivor includes a gay Republican, and a dwarf who was paralyzed after being tossed asks those responsible for an apology.

This week’s featured song is “Big Mouth” by Santigold. You can grab the track for free on her official website!

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxdQ_uD5IWk[/youtube]

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Episode 91 : Good Bodies

We are halfway through January, y’all! On today’s show, Danielle bares all for photographer Marne Lucas, Jon Attacks the Block, and Paul gets political.

Hot topics include : Ship sinkage, YouTube teabag controversy, Gov. Perry thinks the handling of the marine/YouTube controversy is “over the top,”  a woman was born with 2 vaginas, a FaceBook campaign calls for a bald Barbie, an orchestra conductor stops the show after an audience member’s cell phone rings, and a woman coughs up a tumor.

This week’s featured song is “Stay Awake” by The Globes.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FX75SQoUkL0[/youtube]

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A Secretly Timid Interview : Gabriel Dawe

The ladies of Secretly Timid interviewed mixed media and installation artist Gabriel Dawe in the cat studio over coffee and gummy cola bottles. The trio discussed his work, what it means for a work to be considered an installation, and the artist residency Centraltrak. Dawe later shared his extensive exhibition schedule. If you are able to see one of his shows firsthand you will not be disappointed. Speaking from experience (and this is Jon typing) his installations created feelings of awe and joy. But like most things beautiful-you can look but please don’t touch. Check out a small sample of his work below. For a more extensive gallery and for more information, please check out his official website.

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plexus no. 9

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Full Bio : (via gabrieldaw.com)

Gabriel Dawe was born in Mexico City where he grew up surrounded by the intensity and color of Mexican culture. After working as a graphic designer, he moved to Montreal, Canada in 2000 following a desire to explore foreign land. In search for creative freedom he started experimenting and creating artwork, which eventually led him to explore textiles and embroidery—activities traditionally associated with women and which were forbidden for a boy growing up in Mexico. Because of this, his work is subversive of notions of masculinity and machismo that are so ingrained in his culture. By working with thread and textiles, Dawe’s work has evolved into creating large-scale installations with thread, creating environments that deal with notions of social constructions and their relation to evolutionary theory and the self-organizing force of nature.

After seven years of living in Canada and gaining dual citizenship as a Mexican-Canadian, Gabriel moved to Texas to pursue graduate school at the University of Texas at Dallas where heworked on an MFA in Arts and Technology. His work has been exhibited in Dallas, Houston, Montreal, Toronto and Barcelona.

Upcoming Exhibition Schedule :

Until January 15 – Plexus No. 10 at The National Centre for Craft and Design in Sleaford, UK

January 20 to February 24 – “Plexus No. 12” The Juanita Harvey Art Gallery at the Midwestern State University in Wichita Falls, TX.

January 21, 2012 to July, 2013 East Wing X at the Courtauld Institute in London, UK

April 12-15 – the Dallas Art Fair

April 12 to mid-June – Solo show at Lot 10 Gallery in Brussels, Belgium

April 28 to the end of 2012 – Plexus No. XX” Louisiana State University Museum, Baton Rouge, LA

June 23 to July 31 – Solo show at Conduit Gallery in Dallas, TX